worst-gift-ever stories from you guys.

你們大家的史上最爛禮物的故事

Here we go.

開始吧！

This first one's from @iPopEditor.

第一個是來自 @iPopEditor

He said, "One year, I unwrapped a present from my parents and found Rogaine.

他說「有一年，我拆開父母送的禮物，發現是落健

My mom looked at me and said, 'It's time to face reality, son.'"

我媽看著我說『兒子，該面對現實了。』」

[ Cheers and applause ]

［歡呼和掌聲］

Oh.

喔

-Your gift was the truth. -Yeah.

-你的禮物是真相 -對啊

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

-This one's from @GrizzBongoLady.

這一個是來自 @GrizzBongoLady

-Oh, yeah.

喔耶

-She says, "One year for Christmas, I gave my husband an electric guitar.

她說「有一年聖誕節，我送我老公一把電吉他

He gave me windshield wiper blade refills."

他送我擋風玻璃雨刷補充包。」

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

-That's great. -Yeah.

-很棒啊 -是啊

-That sounds like something I would do.

聽起來像我會做的事

-That's fantastic. -It's the lack of thought that counts.

-太好笑了 -禮輕情意也不重

-This one is from @Kejade.

這一個是來自 @Kejade

She says, "I gave my mom a Christmas card.

她說「我送給我媽一張聖誕卡片

I thought it said, 'To the Mom I Love.' I read it wrong."

我以為上面寫的是『給我愛的媽媽。』但我看錯字了。」

To the man I love. Ooh.

給我愛的男人，喔

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

[ Applause ]

［掌聲］

Mom.

媽

This one is from @HeidiHoNayber.

這一個是 @HeidiHoNayber

Oh, Heidi -- -Hidey-ho, neighbor.

喔，Heidi... -Heidi-齁，鄰居

-Hidey-ho, yeah. Hidey-ho, neighbor.

Heidi-齁，耶，Heidi-齁，鄰居

I got it.

我懂的

She says, "In 1985, everyone was getting Teddy Ruxpins.

她說「1985 年，大家都得到了 Ruxpins 泰迪熊

I got the lesser known 'Bingo Bear' that didn't talk unless you held down a button inside his mouth."

我得到了較少人知道的『賓果熊』，他不會說話，除非你壓下他嘴裡的一個按鈕。」

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

-What? -Ooh, what?

-蛤？ -喔，什麼？

-You had to gag the bear? -Ugh!

-你得把手塞進熊的嘴巴？ -呃！

-Bingo Bear.

賓果熊

-Hidey-ho, neighbor. -I never heard of Bingo Bear.

-Heidi-齁，鄰居 -我從沒聽過賓果熊

This one's from @darciecf.

這一則是來自 @darciecf

She says, "One year for Christmas, my boss gave me a ceramic pea pod with weird baby faces."

她說「有一年聖誕節，我老闆送我一個陶瓷的豌豆莢，有著詭異的嬰兒臉。」

They sent a photo. Look at this thing.

他們還寄來了照片，看看這東西

Holy moly! [ Laughter ]

我的天啊！［笑聲］

That is weird. -Wow.

-那很怪 -哇

That is absolutely weird.

那真的很詭異

-It's like that's a gift of nightmares.

這禮物會讓人作惡夢

-Oh, my God.

我的天啊

This one is from @RebeccaAkbas.

這一則來自 @RebeccaAkbas

She says, "My ex gave me goalkeeper gloves for Christmas and said,

她說「我的前男友送我守門員手套當聖誕禮物

' 'Cause you're a keeper!' He got dumped soon after.

還說『因為妳是可以廝守的人！』不久後我就把他給甩了。」

[ Laughter ] Yeah, it's like, sweet, but --

［笑聲］嘴巴是很甜，但是...

[ Cheers and applause ]

［歡呼和掌聲］

Could've just drawn them on a card or something.

應該只畫在卡片之類的東西上就好了

I don't need those gloves.

我不需要手套

This one's from @ashar0.

這一個是來自 @ashar0

He says, "This year I opened my brother's present early. He gave me this coloring book."

他說「今年我提早打開了我哥送我的禮物，他給我這本著色書。」

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

[ Cheers and applause ]

［歡呼和掌聲］

-At least it's not a scratch n' sniff.

至少它不是一擦就有味道

I mean, that's --

那實在是...

This is from @emmaviverios. Viverios?

這是來自 @emmaviverios。 Viverios？

She says, "One year, my mom cut the plastic eyes off of my sister's old stuffed animals

她說「有一年，我媽把我妹的舊動物填充玩偶的塑膠眼睛剪下

so she could give them to our dog as toys.

好送給我們家的狗當玩具

She wrapped them, but forgot to label them.

她把它們包裝起來，但忘了做記號

Christmas morning, my sister opened her own childhood toys, without eyes."

聖誕節一早，我妹妹打開了她自己小時候的玩具，沒有了眼睛。」

[ Laughter ]

［笑聲］

Aah!

啊！

[ Cheers and applause ]

［歡呼和掌聲］

All -- All the toys had no eyes.

所有的玩具都沒有眼睛了

This one's from @danaelecrae.

這一個來自 @danaelecrae

She says, "My coworker gave me a squirrel shirt because she knows I love squirrels,

她說「我同事送我一件松鼠 T 恤，因為她知道我喜歡松鼠

but I didn't love where its hands ended up."

但我並不喜歡牠的手摸的位置。」

Look at the photo. Hey, boy!

看看這張照片，嘿！

-Hey, now. -Hey, now.

-嘿呦 -嘿呦

-Squirrels like buns. -Hey, now.

-松鼠喜歡屁股 -嘿呦

This last one is from Nestle Toll House.

這個最後一則來自雀巢 Toll House

-Oh, the cookie makers. -They make the chocolate chips.

-喔，餅乾製造商 -他們有做巧克力片

-Yeah. -They sent one in,

-對 -他們寄來了一則

and they said the worst gift is "Oatmeal raisin cookies."

他們說最糟糕的禮物是「燕麥葡萄乾餅乾。」

There you go. Not bad!

好樣的，還不賴！

Not bad, Nestle! I like that!

不錯，雀巢！我喜歡！

Toll House! There you have it.

Toll House！就是這些了

Those were our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

以上就是我們的「今夜秀主題標籤」

To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags

想要看更多我們的最愛，請上 tonightshow.com/hashtags