Oh, why did I ever bother trying to be normal?

哦，我為什麼要費心去做一個正常人？

We're counting them down to find out!

我們正在倒計時，以找出答案!

What are you waiting for?

你還在等什麼？

Ahh!

啊！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Flats!

公寓！

Tell the class something about yourself, Flats.

跟同學們說說你自己的情況吧，小平。

I like to kick people's butts.

我喜歡踢別人的屁股。

Like, kick any good butts lately?

比如說，最近踢了什麼好屁股？

I'm gonna kick your butt twice as hard.

我要狠狠地踢你的屁股兩下。

Out of my way, can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?

讓開，你沒看到他要踢我的屁股嗎？

Ooh!

哦！

That tickled.

癢癢的。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Holy oil spill, it's the Dirty Bubble!

我的天啊，漏油了，是 "髒泡泡"!

Yummy sponge!

好吃的海綿！

You cannot save them, sponge of mystery!

你救不了他們，神祕的海綿!

You don't understand, you're my most favorite super villain.

你不明白，你是我最喜歡的超級反派。

Can I have your autograph?

能給我籤個名嗎？

Oh no, oh, no, you fools , stay back!

哦，不，哦，不，你們這些傻瓜，退後！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

It's none other than...

這不是別人，而是...

Dr. Negative!

Negative博士！

I shall finally exact my exquisite revenge!

我終於要報仇了!

I just knew he'd make a terrific bad guy.

我就知道他是個了不起的壞人。

You did a great job with casting.

你在選角方面做得很好。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Doom is upon us and it's dressed in a red leotard, ayy!

厄運來了，它穿著紅色的緊身衣，yy！

I'm ready to rule the world, filthy shorts attack!

我已經做好了統治世界的準備，髒兮兮的短褲來襲!

Ah, ah, ah!

啊，啊，啊！

Hmm, was it something I said?

嗯，是我說了什麼嗎？

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Hello, did someone say Copepod?

你好，有人說是橈足類嗎？

- Run, run! - Ahh!

- 跑，跑！- 啊！

Together we will steal the formula!

我們一起去偷配方！

- Crush Mr. Krabs! - Me money!

- 粉碎蟹老闆！- 我的錢！

And rule the world!

並統治世界！

Ahh!

啊！

[laughing]

[笑]

[explosion]

[爆炸]

That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.

帕特里克，那是失敗的味道。

Good, I thought it was my skin.

很好，我還以為是我的皮膚。