Name: 手機那麼可愛，怎麼可以不用手機殼保護人家！ (This Monster Has No Phone Case)
Uploaded: 2019-01-14T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 34 s
Description: 1negligence 0:30 指該做卻未做到的「疏忽、粗心行為」。醫療過失、顧兒不周等行為都可以指 negligence。形容詞 negligent 放在句型 be negligent in 是「忽視某事」的意思。 The doctor was accused of serious negligence, and...

-Trapp, I've heard it with my own ears, OK?  - No.

- Trapp，我親耳聽過好嗎！    - 沒有。

I wanna speak to Mr. Mike Trapp about a caseless phone.

我想找 Mike Trapp 先生談談關於手機沒有手機殼的問題。

Shit, when I think about what that phone must have been through!

X 的，我不敢想像那支手機到底經歷了什麼。

Hey, the way I take care of my phone is my business!

嘿！怎麼處理我的手機是我的事！

And now it's my business because this looks like negligence to me.

而現在我管定了，因為在我看來這是 (照顧) 疏忽。

Just another deadbeat who's too focused on his own life to protect the small fragile one in his care.

又是一個遊手好閒、只在乎自己而無法保護脆弱的小傢伙的人！

No, it just doesn't have a case, it's fine.

不，只是沒有手機殼而已，沒什麼大不了的。

Got any scratches or dents you wanna show me, buddy?

孩子，你身上有任何刮痕或凹痕嗎？

好了，可以不要再騷擾它了嗎？

Cruising 90 down the highway, seatbelt off, wind in your hair, booze in your brain.

在公路上漫無目的地超速、不繫安全帶、讓風恣意吹亂頭髮、喝酒喝昏頭。

You wanna fuck your own life up, pal, you go right ahead!

老兄，你想毀掉你的人生，慢走不送！

I love how responsive the touchscreen is.

我愛它的觸控螢幕是如此的靈敏，

Then hide that design under a big, yellow minions case.

那就用又大又黃的小小兵手機套保護它吧！

You don't need to listen to them yelling.

You take care of your phone the way you want,

and I'll take care of mine the way I want.

You come home after a long day, you're tired.

一整天下來，你回到家已經累翻了，

You got your phone in your hand as you walk into the house.

You think, "Hey, maybe I'll just toss it on the coffee table."

你會想「嘿，我就順手把手機丟在茶几上」。

我敢賭你會突然希望自己擁有，

根本不會好嗎！我不會拿來丟！

I know this guy, a lot like you actually.

我認識的一個人，其實跟你很像，

He's got his phone, no case, just out on the table.

他帶著沒有手機殼的手機，放在桌上，

Well, you gotta take it out of your pocket.

可你總是要從口袋裡拿出來啊！

It's not bulky because it doesn't have a case!

沒有手機殼的手機一點都不笨重！

Look, my phone is either always in my pocket--

Anyway, so this guy, he's having a great time--

- 就是我緊抓在手上，--   - 然後，

- Just knock over that beer. - Or charging next to my bed.

- 啤酒打翻了，  - 或是在床邊充電。

- Spills all over the table! - Why would it need to be anywhere else?

- 啤酒撒了滿桌，  - 為什麼一定要放在其他地方？

Doesn't fall directly on the phone, but look at this.

是沒有直接灑在手機上，但你看，

- Drip, drip, drip. Water damage  - It's incredibly expensive.

水就這樣滴下來造成傷害！  -手機這麼貴！

Buddy, you gotta put on a centimeter of plastic around that phone

so you can toss it around with your friends.

You can crack walnuts with it, you can take it into the pool just like the rest of us decent folks who know how to protect something precious!

可以用它來敲碎核桃，或把它帶進水池裡，就像我們這些體面的人類一樣懂得保護貴重物品！

I don't want to make my phone objectively worse

我不想讓我的手機看起來更醜。

Then I'm going to have to take it into protective custody.

那我就要讓它接受保護性監禁了。

(groans) Fine, fine, I'll put a case on it.

(抱怨) 好啦、好啦，我會裝上手機套！

You're gonna be OK. (chuckles then gasps)

你會沒事的 (輕笑著，之後倒抽一口氣)。

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手機那麼可愛，怎麼可以不用手機殼保護人家！ (This Monster Has No Phone Case)

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