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  • Oh. My. God.

  • *mraww* (why poki why)

  • One year ago, while driving through the mountains of Gifu,

  • a scraggly cat dashed across the expressway in front of our car.

  • We pulled over - which, I believe is illegal in Japan.....

  • and I idiotically chased the cat to the other side and picked him up where he was eating some roadkill.

  • He was NOT in great shape

  • We brought him home, where he pooped in one of our potted plants overnight,

  • and we took him to the vet in the morning.

  • He had a very broken leg, a tail that needed to be amputated,

  • worms,

  • and he was really underweight. :(

  • And he was smelly.

  • SO, SO SMELLY!

  • You guys came through and more than covered the cost of his medical bills!

  • Two months later, we brought home a completely different looking cat.

  • AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGAN....(dun dun DUNN)

  • This is Haku.

  • He's a Maine Coon.

  • *soft, kawaii meowing*

  • This is Nagi. He's a Norwegian Forest Cat.

  • *cute, soft meowing*

  • This is Poki.

  • *LOUD MEOWING*

  • We...don't know what Poki is.

  • Nothing is off-limits to Poki!

  • Does Poki want in that room?

  • Then Poki is going in that room!

  • Poki Triying to get into room...

  • Poki, where are you going? What are you doing?

  • why poki why?!

  • Can you get in there?

  • *Rachel laughs*

  • Poki doesn't always make good exploration choices, though.

  • Poki?! Hey...! I see you!

  • *Poki whimpers*

  • Poki, Poki?

  • *Poki meows*

  • What are you doing? Come here! Go on! Okay, he's out.

  • Poki likes to play.

  • And Poki comes first.

  • So, playtime with anyone else, is actually playtime with Poki.

  • Haku!

  • poki comes out of NOWHERE!

  • Poki REALLY likes food.

  • Poki probably likes food more than anything else in the world.

  • Ah, cat.

  • What are you doing buddy?

  • You gonna act like you weren't just trying to open the cabinet?

  • Now, we have child locks.

  • He's straddling my leg, though.

  • God--he knows what it is!

  • 'Sup?

  • I feel like he can still get in.

  • He's gonna try, but he's just gonna be frustrated.

  • J: I hope so. R: Yeah.

  • Let's try then. Are you gonna put the other one?

  • Yeah.

  • Bottom, there?

  • No no, I was gonna put it on this one.

  • Oh.

  • Experiment time!

  • Here you go, give it a shot.

  • What if he actually LEARNS how to open the thing?

  • It's impossible! You have to use two hands.

  • There's gonna be a lot of claw marks on the inside of these doors, but

  • we already gonna have to replace literally, like, everything when we move, anyway.

  • MY GOD

  • CAT!

  • Poki knows where we throw away food.

  • We just came back from Tokyo, and we hear something.

  • I saw this f****r, this morning---he was sitting on top of here, pawing at the door and I was like,

  • he's gonna get in the trash can one of this times.

  • Whose f*****g fault is this?

  • Whose fault is this?

  • Guys, I SWEAR I didn't do this.

  • UGH IT SMELLS! EWWW!

  • Oh wait, I am sure Poki smells even worse.

  • You went in the wrong one!

  • There's not even food in this one, that's plastics!

  • R: He smells SO BAD! J: Put him in the bathroom.

  • Yeah. Come on! Alright, come on smelly cat!

  • What did you do...!? *Jun laughs*

  • Oh, god!

  • What are we gonna do with you?! Come on!

  • THE NEXT DAY

  • POKI! Did you learn nothing?!

  • What is your issue?!

  • Oh my god, this f*****g cat, I swear!

  • Oh. My. God.

  • Oh my god!

  • Are YOU kidding me?!

  • Poki is also really persistent.

  • Poki.

  • F*****g cat!

  • We use this for something else but, for now--

  • so I can get back to work...

  • we're gonna do this.

  • WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE?!

  • I HATE YOU.

  • 8:21 pm.

  • GET. YOUR BUTT. OUT!

  • A-AH! IT DOESN'T WORK NOW, DOES IT?

  • Oh god, no...please, no no no no

  • Just give up!

  • Come on!

  • Tree in the way, hopefully don't knock it down during the night

  • that's happened three times...to this pot, before! But,

  • I think it can keep him out like this.

  • LATER...

  • Welcome to Jun's kitchen.

  • Today, I'd like to show you this...

  • We were gone for 5 MINUTES!

  • R: Why do you keep going in the plastics?? J: Which one?

  • He always goes in the plastics.

  • Don't bite! What are you...God!

  • Wait- how...?

  • WA-WA-WA-WA-WAIT.

  • How much do you smell?

  • UGHHHHHH

  • YOU SMELL LIKE TRASH AGAIN!

  • I have to give you a bath again! I'm so busy!

  • I'm so busy!

  • Just let me work! I just have so much work! I don't have time for this!

  • I can't handle you...

  • I'll help you. I'll take care of this trash,

  • and I'm gonna do the laundry.

  • Alright?

  • Now whatcha gonna do?!

  • Poki is my baby.

  • We love him anyway.

Oh. My. God.

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