- Let's talk about that.

- 我們來談談這個問題。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Good mythical summer.

- 好一個神話般的夏天。

- Welcome back to another week of good mythical summer.

- 歡迎回到又一個星期的美好神話夏天。

And if three episodes a week is not enough for you,

如果一週三集對你來說還不夠。

fear not mystical beast because we will back

不怕神獸，因為我們會支持你

to our regular schedule of an episode everyday,

到我們每天一集的定期計劃。

five days a week, beginning with our season 14.

每週五天，從我們的第14季開始。

Season 14.

第十四季

- 14.

- 14.

- Premiere on August 20th.

- 8月20日首映。

- But before we do that we have some pressing matters

- 但在這之前，我們有一些緊迫的事情。

to attend to today.

今天要處理的。

You've spent your whole life walking around

你一生都在走動

not knowing what the best chicken wing was

不知道什麼是最好的雞翅

according to two men on the internet

據兩位網友說

who are doing everything in their power

竭盡全力

to desperately hold on to a sliver of their youth.

來拼命地堅持自己的一絲青春。

- Well, today we're gonna remedy that.

- 好吧，今天我們就來補救一下。

It's time for we're wingin' it

是時候我們來個大展身手了

to see which wing is bringin' it.

看看是哪一派帶來的。

(chicken croaking)

（雞叫）

We're gonna be tasting wings from various restaurants

我們要品嚐不同餐廳的雞翅。

while wearing blindfolds.

而戴上眼罩。

Each wing will be the original hot flavor.

每一個翅膀都將是原汁原味的辣味。

Then we're gonna rate the wings on a scale of one to 10,

然後我們要給翅膀打分，從一到十。

and then guess which restaurant they are from.

然後猜猜他們是哪個餐廳的。

- Whichever wing has the highest of our combined scores

- 我們的綜合得分最高的是哪一翼

will be crowned the lord of the wings.

將被冠以翅膀之主的稱號。

Whichever of us identifies the most correctly

我們中的任何一個人都能最正確地辨認出來

will also be crowned the lord of the wings,

也將被封為翼之主。

but we'll actually get a crown.

但我們實際上會得到一個皇冠。

- Oh great.

- 哦，太好了。

- The prize is a chicken wing crown.

- 獎品是雞翅冠。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

The contenders are Hooters, Buffalo Wild Winds,

競爭者是Hooters、Buffalo Wild Winds。

Wingstop, Wing Street, which is AKA Pizza Hut,

榮止，榮街，也就是必勝客。

Domino's and KFC.

多米諾和肯德基。

Not all KFC's sell bone in wings,

不是所有的肯德基都賣雞翅裡的骨頭。

but we found one that did.

但我們找到了一個這樣的。

- Let's get some wings.

- 讓我們得到一些翅膀。

- [Both] Round one.

- [都]第一輪。

- As you can see we can't.

- 如你所見，我們不能。

- And all our wings will be brought to us

- 我們所有的翅膀都會被帶到我們身邊

on our very own patent pending Bling Wing.

在我們正在申請專利的Bling Wing上。

- Now before we bring it in I consider you more

- 在我們把它帶進來之前，我認為你更...

of a wing aficionado.

一個翅膀愛好者的。

I think you have an advantage here.

我想你在這裡有優勢。

- Ah, I love wings.

- 啊，我喜歡翅膀。

- And I'm interested which one comes our on top.

- 我很想知道哪一個是我們的頭。

Do you have a predictions?

你有預測嗎？

- I think that Wingstop is my favorite wing.

- 我想，翼止是我最喜歡的翅膀。

That's what I would just say if you asked me.

如果你問我，我就會這麼說。

- Buffalo Wild Wings has a lot of flavors,

- 水牛城野雞翅的口味很多。

so I'm assuming that their original is very good.

所以我假設他們的原件是非常好的。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

The hot wing.

辣翅。

- Yeah, but it's so many distractions there.

- 是啊，但它是如此多的分心有。

You don't know.

你不知道。

- That's true.

- 這倒是真的。

That's true.

這倒是真的。

You mean with the screens, sports.

你是說用螢幕，體育。

- No, but so many different flavors.

- 沒有，但這麼多不同的味道。

Wingstop just has like--

Wingstop只是有like --

- Two.

- 兩個人

- Five or six or something like that.

- 五六個或者類似的東西。

- All right, bring in the first one.

- 好了，把第一個人帶進來。

- Oh gosh, a lot of pressure on me today.

- 哦，天哪，今天我的壓力很大。

- I'm gonna get the hot lips.

- 我要去買熱嘴脣。

Oh feather, wow.

哦，羽毛，哇。

- I got a whole bone in my mouth.

- 我的嘴裡有一整根骨頭。

- Oh really, you ripped the whole thing out of the clip.

- 哦，真的，你把整個片段撕掉了。

- No, just a bone.

- 不，只是一根骨頭。

- Oh nasty.

- 哦，討厭。

- I just spit a bone and it hit one of my bones.

- 我剛剛吐了一塊骨頭，它擊中了我的一根骨頭。

- As long as you don't--

- 只要你不...

- My finger bone.

- 我的手指骨。

- Don't hit it towards me.

- 不要朝我打。

- Oh, this is soft.

- 哦，這是軟的。

- We got a nice spicy flavor, not too overpowering.

- 我們得到了一個很好的辣味，不至於太過強烈。

- I'm not a huge fan of this one.

- 我不是很喜歡這個。

- You think.

- 你認為。

Why?

為什麼？

- It doesn't have um.

- 它沒有嗯。

There's not a lot of crispiness.

沒有太多的爽快感。

I think that--

我想...

- It's a little soggy.

- 有點溼漉漉的。

- It's got a little bit of a sogginess.

- 它有一點溼潤的感覺。

Now that could be just because they've been out for a while.

現在，這可能只是因為他們已經出來一段時間了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

But not a huge--

但不是一個巨大的...

- There's a sweetness in the spicy sauce.

- 辣醬中帶著甜味。

- And a sweetness that I don't particularly like.

- 還有一種我不是特別喜歡的甜味。

I'm gonna give this one a four

我要給這個四分

'cause I think there's a lot of room for improvement.

因為我覺得還有很多地方需要改進。

- Yeah, I would agree with that.

- 是的，我同意這一點。

I'm gonna also go with a four.

我也要用四號機。

- [Woman] You ready to guess?

- 你準備好猜了嗎？

- What is it?

- 什麼事？

- I got a guess.

- 我有一個猜測。

- [Woman] Three, two, one.

- [女人]三，二，一。

- Wing Street. - Domino's.

- 榮街。- 多米諾骨牌

Okay, you think Wing Street.

好吧，你認為榮街。

See, I think Domino's because the sogginess--

你看，我認為多米諾骨牌是因為溼氣... ...

- It could be Domino's.

- 可能是多米諾的。

- It was like one of those wrapped in foil

- 就像那種用鋁箔包著的東西一樣

and delivered with a pizza kind of a vibe.

並送上了披薩的那種氛圍。

- Well Wing Street is from Pizza Hut,

- 嗯，榮街是必勝客的。

so that would also be the case.

所以，也會是這樣的情況。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- So, I think that's definitely Domino's or Wing Street,

- 所以，我覺得肯定是多米諾或者永街。

and I'm not 100% sure.

我也不是百分百確定。

(chicken croaking) (upbeat music)

（雞呱呱叫） （歡快的音樂）。

- [Narrator] Round two.

- [旁白]第二輪。

- I've never had a KFC wing.

- 我從來沒有吃過肯德基的翅膀。

- Well, you will this morning.

- 好吧，你今天早上會的。

Bring it in.

把它帶進來

Oh, there it is.

哦，它在那裡。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Bigger wing.

更大的翅膀。

Oh my goodness.

哦，我的天啊。

(laughing)

（笑）

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

There it goes.

這就對了

- Huh.

- 咦。

- I think I ate a string attached to a wing.

- 我想我吃了一根連著翅膀的繩子。

- That wing it--

- 翅膀...

- Meaty.

- 肉多。

- Genetically modified.

- 轉基因。

- I can taste a bigger wing, more meaty.

- 我可以品嚐到更大的翅膀，更多的肉。

It's more fried.

比較油炸。

- That is a good wing.

- 這是一個好的翅膀。

- Really good wing.

- 真的很好的翅膀。

- I don't think it's perfect wing.

- 我不認為這是完美的翅膀。

- You said genetically modified,

- 你說轉基因。

but I think the chicken itself and the fried part

但我覺得雞肉本身和油炸的部分

taste better than the previous wing by a long shot.

味道比之前的翅膀好很多。

- It's like the chicken had been working out.

- 就像雞一直在鍛鍊一樣。

- But the sauce itself was the little underwhelming.

- 但醬料本身是小不點。

- A little weak.

- 有點弱。

- It was quite mild.

- 這是很溫和的。

- Hmm, man.

- 嗯，夥計。

At first I'm gonna give this one a six

一開始我給這個人打六分。

because it's a step up from what we tasted,

因為它比我們所品嚐的更上一層樓。

but it's not a perfect wing.

但它不是一個完美的翅膀。

- Yeah I mean, I really like it.

- 是的，我的意思是，我真的很喜歡它。

You know what I'm in total agreement.

你知道嗎，我完全同意。

A six.

一個六。

Two notches up from the previous.

比以前提高了兩個等級。

I'm ready to guess.

我已經準備好猜測了。

- [Woman] Three, two one.

- [女人]三，二，一。

- Buffalo Wild Wings. - Windstop.

- 水牛城野翼。- 擋風玻璃。

Okay, so we're both thinking higher end wing chain

好吧，所以我們都在考慮更高端的翼鏈

dedicated to a good wing.

獻給好的翅膀。

- I thought that I would like it more

- 我以為我會更喜歡它

if it was from Wingstop.

如果是Wingstop的。

Again, not all these are the same,

同樣，這些也不是都一樣。

so I don't know.

所以我不知道。

I think that one of us have gotten both of these right,

我想，我們中的一個人已經把這兩件事都做對了。

and the other has gotten both of them wrong,

而另一個人卻把這兩件事都弄錯了。

and I don't know who's who at this point.

我不知道誰是誰在這一點上。

- There's other options.

- 還有其他的選擇。

- Another time.

- 下次吧

(laughing)

（笑）

(chicken croaking) (upbeat music)

（雞呱呱叫） （歡快的音樂）。

- [Both] Round three.

- [都]第三輪。

- Sink out teeth into another wing.

- 沉出牙齒變成另一個翅膀。

- There's something dangling on there.

- 有什麼東西在上面吊著。

I believe we got a little dangle.

我相信，我們得到了一個小吊。

- Oh yeah.

- 哦，是的。

- I think I can control it better like this.

- 我想我這樣能更好地控制它。

- First of all, I'm just smelling this one.

- 首先，我只是聞到了這個味道。

It smells totally different.

它的氣味完全不同。

- Oh, way different.

- 哦，不同的方式。

- More breading.

- 更多的麵包屑。

- Uh-huh.

- 嗯哼

I think I pulled some of it with it.

我想我用它拉了一些。

Is it illegal to touch it?

觸摸它是否違法？

- You cannot touch it.

- 你不能碰它。

It's a tangier sauce, wouldn't you say?

醬料更香，你說呢？

But not a hotter sauce.

但不是更辣的醬。

It's funny because the first one

這很有趣，因為第一個

still has the hottest spice.

依然是最火的辣子。

- I feel like I have a memory of this wing,

- 我覺得我對這個翅膀有記憶。

but it's a wind I haven't had in a long time.

但這是我很久沒有的風。

There's more breading on it.

上面還有更多的麵包屑。

I think I might know where it is,

我想我可能知道它在哪裡。

and I used to love this.

我以前很喜歡這個。

But my taste have changed.

但我的品味已經改變了。

- Well, you're talking about Hooters.

- 你說的是 "貓頭鷹 "吧

Let's just be real here.

讓我們只是在這裡是真實的。

(laughing)

（笑）

- I don't think it's a great wing.

- 我不認為這是一個偉大的翅膀。

- You like to hula hoop on your time at home.

- 你喜歡在家的時候玩呼啦圈。

- Yeah, yeah.

- 是啊，是啊。

I think that a lot of people who think

我想，很多人都認為

that they want more bread on their wings are wrong.

他們想要更多的麵包在他們的翅膀是錯誤的。

The more you get into the purity of the chicken,

愈加進入雞的純潔。

the better, and the breading is just clouding

越多越好，而包漿只是云云。

the whole story.

整個故事。

So, I'm gonna give this one a five.

所以，我要給這個人打五分。

I do think it's better than the first one,

我確實認為它比第一部好。

but just a five.

但只是一個五。

- Again, I 100% agree with the rating.

- 同樣，我100%同意這個評價。

We're in lock step there.

我們是步調一致的

I'm also giving it a five.

我也給五分。

And I would've guessed a fast food delivery wing,

我還會猜到是快餐送餐翼。

like a pizza place, but it's too small.

像一個披薩店，但它太小。

So, I'm left thinking the exact same thing.

所以，我也是這麼想的。

Let's vote.

我們投票吧

- [Woman] Three, two, one.

- [女人]三，二，一。

- KFC. - Hooters.

- 肯德基。- Hooters。

Oh, you tricked me.

哦，你騙了我。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Well, because.

- 嗯，因為。

- No, it is Hooters.

- 不，是Hooters

- It could've been Hooters.

- 可能是Hooters餐廳

- It is Hooters.

- 這是Hooters。

- Because it's so bready,

- 因為它太熟了。

but I just figured that KFC also does a bready thing.

但我只是想明白了，肯德基也做了一個麵包的事情。

- I know I haven't been there since high school,

- 我知道我高中畢業後就沒去過那裡了。

and it was a very awkward experience,

這是一個非常尷尬的經歷。

but I do remember it pristinely.

但我確實記得很清楚。

(upbeat music) (chicken croaking)

（歡快的音樂） （雞呱呱）

- [Both] Round four.

- 第四輪。

- All that stuff you said about Hooters

- 你說的那些關於貓頭鷹的事

you were just bating me to vote for Hooters.

你只是想讓我投Hooters的票。

- No, because it could've.

- 不，因為它可能已經。

It might have just as easily been Hooters.

這可能是很容易的Hooters。

- Well, then you would've voted for Hooters.

- 那你就會投給Hooters了。

- But at the last minute I was like the sauce

- 但在最後一刻，我就像醬油一樣

taste a little bit different

別有一番風味

than what I remember from Hooters.

比我記憶中的Hooters餐廳還要好

- Bring in the next one.

- 帶來下一個。

Flutter, flutter, flutter wing.

撲通，撲通，撲通翅膀。

Oh, I was about to say this is more of a barbecuey sauce,

哦，我正想說這更像是一種燒烤醬。

but then it oh, it got hotter.

但後來它哦，它變得更熱。

- Well, it's real spicy.

- 嗯，這是真正的辣。

- Definitely the spiciest one we've tasted.

- 絕對是我們吃過的最辣的一個。

- Again, there's breading there.

- 同樣，那裡有面包屑。

- There is breading.

- 有面包屑。

- There's breading, and where there's breading

- 有面包屑，有面包屑的地方就有面包屑

there's a breader, and where there's a breader--

那裡有一個麵包機，哪裡有一個麵包機 --

- There is what?

- 有什麼？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

- 'Cause are you're saying that Wingstop

- 因為你是說Wingstop...

doesn't bread their wings?

沒有面包他們的翅膀？

- It is if any breading super light breading,

- 它是如果任何麵包屑超輕麵包屑。

but I think it's no breading.

但我認為這不是麵包丁。

I think it's just a wing skin.

我認為這只是一個翅膀的皮膚。

It's just wing with skin on it just thrown into the fryer,

只是帶皮的翅膀，只是扔進了油炸鍋。

and then drizzled with sauce I think.

然後淋上醬料吧。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Boy, that's a really good wing.

天啊，那是一個非常好的翅膀。

I'm starting to feel some heat rising at the top of my head.

我開始覺得頭頂有些發熱了。

- Yeah, I'm going with a--

- 是啊，我打算用一個 -

- It makes it harder to experience the chicken itself,

- 這就更難體驗到雞肉本身的味道了。

but the sauce is really good.

但醬料真的很好。

I'm gonna give this one a six.

我要給這個六分。

- Um.

- 一。

I was gonna say six as well,

我本來也想說六個

but I don't want to say the same number.

但我不想說同樣的數字。