- I will be tired today.

- Oh wait, wait. Say tired again.

- Tired.

- He might be Asian.

- Do my voice sounds Asian?

- Yeah, did you not hear yourself?

(playful music)

- Hi my name is Marie.

- My name is Cedar and I am a writer.

- Mm-kay.

- That won't work for me because I sound white so

everyone will be like, "That's definitely a white kid.".

- I'm very sensitive about people's accent.

Just like, "Hey y'all how you doing?" (laughs)

- Oh, what?

Hold on a second.

If this gets freaky in any way.

- Alrighty.

- Yes.

- What's happening, man?

- Um is it okay if I judge you on these questions?

- [Man] Absolutely that's why we're all here.

- Okay, alright.

- I like the tone of your voice.

It stimulate my ear and that's makes my body so hot,

all of my body so hot.

- [Man] There you go.

- Did you grow up here in Seattle?

- No I'm from Kentucky.

- I think he's a black man.

Say something black.

- Black.

(laughing)

That's about the blackest thing I can think to say.

- He sounds like a college-educated black man.

- Do you have a favorite color?

- Orange.

- Do you like it because it goes with your skin tone well?

(laughing)

- Clever but no, it's because nothing really rhymes

with orange but as a rapper,

I find all kinds of things that rhyme with orange.

- Oh you rap, eh?

Hmm.

- Oh rap.

- It's just like that huh?

♪ Olympian tried meter dash pepper the room with spread ♪

♪ Over your head now uh the room is dead ♪

I don't know, I'm not a freestyle artist but.

- That sounds pretty good.

- This is a African-American male.

Kind of natural curly hair but not too much curly.

- And what about facial hair, do you think I have a beard?

- Oh facial hair, no, no no no no no no never.

- I'm gonna guess that you're African-American.

- Nobody says black anymore.

- I'll say black if that is preferable.

- It is to me.

- Okay. I think you are black.

- He sounds like he's wearing Vans.

I feel like he has like a fade.

Or no, maybe even dreads, and that's my final decision.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- It was nice meeting you.

- Oh I'm gonna see everybody too afterwards, right?

- Hi there. - [Woman Guessing] Hi.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm good.

Are you nervous?

- Is this really how you talk, for real?

- For real.

- Okay I just didn't know if that--

(laughs)

- Are you okay?

- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm okay.

- Your voice, you have a worried voice.

- I'm not worried. - [Man] You're not worried?

- I can do this.

- [Man] Okay.

- Could you sing a song for me?

♪ I know a little song ♪

♪ It ain't very long ♪

♪ Toodle dum toodle dum now it's all gone ♪

- Is this the person's real voice?

- You're walking on thin ice now.

(laughing)

- I don't know. This person, he sounds like a character.

Are you a male or a female?

Say, "Suck my dick."

(gasps)

- Why would I say that?

- Definitely a female, 'cause a male would have said it.

(laughing)

- Well, suck my dick!

(laughing)

- Oh! you guys got me!

Alright, I would say a woman.

(gasps)

(laughing) - Oh, shit.

- 21 years old, she's a college student.

What is your major in college?

- Drinking. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking?

- Yeah.

- You are in your 60's or 70's.

- You know them old lady curls?

Like she had rollers in her hair this morning.

- What you talking' about?

- Definitely white, like frail and skinny.

- Good luck with your college life.

- Thank you very much. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking.

- Yes.

- Bye college student! - Goodbye!

- Alright see you.

- Hi. - [Woman Guessing] Hello.

- How are you doing today?

- I love your voice.

I want to see your face.

- [French Man] But you can't right now.

- No.

- [French Man] Sorry.

- Can you do "Hey Diddle Diddle"?

- "Hey Diddle Diddle"?

- Yeah it's a nursery rhyme.

Okay how about "Mary Had A Little Lamb"?

- Mary had a what? - Lamb.

- [French Man] Lamb? - Like a baby sheep.

Okay so clearly nursery rhymes are not your thing.

- Are you wearing Old Spice?

- Uh, yes.

Why do you think though?

- I'm sorry? - Oh you smell it, right?

- What did you say? - Did you smell it?

- Oh he's definitely Latino

cause he can barely speak English.

- Could you say something nice to me?

Whisper for me?

- You look beautiful.

- Melting.

- How was your morning?

- I'll be tired today.

- Oh wait, you.

Wait, say tired again.

- Tired.

- He might be Asian.

- I think you're Cambodian.

- You sound like you're Asian.

You have an accent.

- Tall and medium body, exactly my type.

- [French Man] Thank you. - But, however,

I think you are gay.

- Wait, why do you think I'm gay?

- Because most of the nice looking guys, they are gay.

I don't know why. - Whoa! (laughs)

- Thank you. (giggling)

- [Woman] Hello. - Oh shit. Hello.

- How was your morning so far?

- I woke up and came here, basically.

- Came here.

Do you like Outback?

- Outback Steak House?

- Yep she's definitely Australia.

- Where do you think I'm from?

- Greek or Italy.

- Do you think I have an accent?

- No, mm-mm. - No accent.

- Light skin, light hair, Australian woman.

- I think you are female, I think you're white.

When I think Australian, I just think blonde,

so I'm guessing blonde.

- About 19 years old, you still live with your parents.

- Do I sound smart?

- Uh the way you said smart, yes.

- Cool, thank you.

- Smart.

- Hey.

- Hi, how's it going?

- [College Girl] Good, how are you?

- I am just great, thank you.

- [College Girl] Perfect.

Here smell me then.

- You smell like vanilla.

- Yeah I've got it.

- Oh you smells good. - Thank you!

It's Black Opium.

- [Woman Guessing] Oh. - Which is, it's from Sephora.

- Your voice and attitude is perfect for the salesperson.

- [College Girl] If you wear vanilla,

usually guys like that.

Listen listen listen!

- Oh no, uh-uh your voice is annoying.

- Oh my god.

- Listen listen listen listen, oh my god! (laughing)

This is the white chick.

She's definitely from The Valley.

- Do you like to dance?

- All the time.

Always at the club I'm the first to dance.

I get up on tables.

- Okay, slight exhibitionist.

- Definitely wanna party with me.

But you said I was annoying. - No, I do not.

- Why?

- 'Cause you're annoying.

It's very high pitched.

- No it's not!

- No it's not!

- Sometimes when I get really excited,

I just keep talking and going on and on.

I had a little headache but then

they had a bunch of drugs here

so then I just took a bunch of--

- Can you slow down?

- Sometimes my boyfriend really doesn't like it

coz out of the two of us, I talk the most.

- Do you talk like this all the time?

- Excuse me, yeah!

- Oh I mean, I was just wondering.

You sound like...

- I'm obviously nice.

- Yeah for sure, um.

- You are white and

I think that you like to show off your body.

- Booty shorts, definitely stops at Starbucks

at least twice a day.

- You are in a sorority

and you sound pretty white.

- Snookie.

Snookie, perfect example.

Bye.

- Bye.

- Oh she's wearing wedges.

- [College Girl] Yes, obviously.

- What up?

- What's up?

- [Man With Deep Voice] What's going on man?

- How you doing?

- Good I like your threes you got on.

I like your dress.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- Can you do your best bro accent for me?

- [Man With Deep Voice] What up bro?

- Oh gosh that's so low.

- I think you are African American male.

Like Lionel Richie.

(laughing)

- You live with your parents?

- Why do you think I live with my parents?

- Coz off the rip you just sound like a white kid

who probably lives with his parents.

- You could be a buff guy.

- I could also be super skinny.

- You could be like super skinny.

He's Asian, he's black, he's white, he's Islander.

He could be mixed.

- I'm seeing like a little scruff,

I'm seeing that you're tall.

White.

I bet you have like, kinda long bangs.

- Bangs?

- No you know like the skater swoosh?

- Oh okay. - Swooshy.

- How old do you think I am?

- Oh 48.

Divorced one time.

(laughter)

Two children. - Two kids?

- [Woman Guessing] U-huh.

- Wow, I'm a dad! Alright.

- Okay. - Bye bye.

- Bye.

- Hi.

- Do you think you have a unique voice?

- No, do you think you have a unique voice?

- No I think you have a unique voice though.

- Have you ever been pulled over by the police?

- Indeed I have.

- Where you just kind of minding your own business

and pulled over or--

- [Woman] So I thought. - Okay, okay.