字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - How was your morning? - I will be tired today. - Oh wait, wait. Say tired again. - Tired. - He might be Asian. - Do my voice sounds Asian? - Yeah, did you not hear yourself? (playful music) - Hi my name is Marie. - My name is Cedar and I am a writer. - Mm-kay. - That won't work for me because I sound white so everyone will be like, "That's definitely a white kid.". - I'm very sensitive about people's accent. Just like, "Hey y'all how you doing?" (laughs) - Oh, what? Hold on a second. If this gets freaky in any way. - Alrighty. - Yes. - What's happening, man? - Um is it okay if I judge you on these questions? - [Man] Absolutely that's why we're all here. - Okay, alright. - I like the tone of your voice. It stimulate my ear and that's makes my body so hot, all of my body so hot. - [Man] There you go. - Did you grow up here in Seattle? - No I'm from Kentucky. - I think he's a black man. Say something black. - Black. (laughing) That's about the blackest thing I can think to say. - He sounds like a college-educated black man. - Do you have a favorite color? - Orange. - Do you like it because it goes with your skin tone well? (laughing) - Clever but no, it's because nothing really rhymes with orange but as a rapper, I find all kinds of things that rhyme with orange. - Oh you rap, eh? Hmm. - Oh rap. - It's just like that huh? ♪ Olympian tried meter dash pepper the room with spread ♪ ♪ Over your head now uh the room is dead ♪ I don't know, I'm not a freestyle artist but. - That sounds pretty good. - This is a African-American male. Kind of natural curly hair but not too much curly. - And what about facial hair, do you think I have a beard? - Oh facial hair, no, no no no no no no never. - I'm gonna guess that you're African-American. - Nobody says black anymore. - I'll say black if that is preferable. - It is to me. - Okay. I think you are black. - He sounds like he's wearing Vans. I feel like he has like a fade. Or no, maybe even dreads, and that's my final decision. - Thank you. - Thank you. - It was nice meeting you. - Oh I'm gonna see everybody too afterwards, right? - Hi there. - [Woman Guessing] Hi. - How are you? - Good, how are you? - [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm good. Are you nervous? - Is this really how you talk, for real? - For real. - Okay I just didn't know if that-- (laughs) - Are you okay? - [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm okay. - Your voice, you have a worried voice. - I'm not worried. - [Man] You're not worried? - I can do this. - [Man] Okay. - Could you sing a song for me? ♪ I know a little song ♪ ♪ It ain't very long ♪ ♪ Toodle dum toodle dum now it's all gone ♪ - Is this the person's real voice? - You're walking on thin ice now. (laughing) - I don't know. This person, he sounds like a character. Are you a male or a female? Say, "Suck my dick." (gasps) - Why would I say that? - Definitely a female, 'cause a male would have said it. (laughing) - Well, suck my dick! (laughing) - Oh! you guys got me! Alright, I would say a woman. (gasps) (laughing) - Oh, shit. - 21 years old, she's a college student. What is your major in college? - Drinking. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking? - Yeah. - You are in your 60's or 70's. - You know them old lady curls? Like she had rollers in her hair this morning. - What you talking' about? - Definitely white, like frail and skinny. - Good luck with your college life. - Thank you very much. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking. - Yes. - Bye college student! - Goodbye! - Alright see you. - Hi. - [Woman Guessing] Hello. - How are you doing today? - I love your voice. I want to see your face. - [French Man] But you can't right now. - No. - [French Man] Sorry. - Can you do "Hey Diddle Diddle"? - "Hey Diddle Diddle"? - Yeah it's a nursery rhyme. Okay how about "Mary Had A Little Lamb"? - Mary had a what? - Lamb. - [French Man] Lamb? - Like a baby sheep. Okay so clearly nursery rhymes are not your thing. - Are you wearing Old Spice? - Uh, yes. Why do you think though? - I'm sorry? - Oh you smell it, right? - What did you say? - Did you smell it? - Oh he's definitely Latino cause he can barely speak English. - Could you say something nice to me? Whisper for me? - You look beautiful. - Melting. - How was your morning? - I'll be tired today. - Oh wait, you. Wait, say tired again. - Tired. - He might be Asian. - I think you're Cambodian. - You sound like you're Asian. You have an accent. - Tall and medium body, exactly my type. - [French Man] Thank you. - But, however, I think you are gay. - Wait, why do you think I'm gay? - Because most of the nice looking guys, they are gay. I don't know why. - Whoa! (laughs) - Thank you. (giggling) - [Woman] Hello. - Oh shit. Hello. - How was your morning so far? - I woke up and came here, basically. - Came here. Do you like Outback? - Outback Steak House? - Yep she's definitely Australia. - Where do you think I'm from? - Greek or Italy. - Do you think I have an accent? - No, mm-mm. - No accent. - Light skin, light hair, Australian woman. - I think you are female, I think you're white. When I think Australian, I just think blonde, so I'm guessing blonde. - About 19 years old, you still live with your parents. - Do I sound smart? - Uh the way you said smart, yes. - Cool, thank you. - Smart. - Hey.