film the build process more so

攝製過程中更多

here's some fucking build processes!

這裡有一些他媽的構建過程！

The main reason I don't want to do it is

我不想做的主要原因是

because it's kind of a pain in the butt, and also

因為它是一種痛苦的屁股，而且還

it gives me a shitload of shit to edit.

它給了我一個狗屎負荷編輯。

For those of you who say that

對於那些說

I cuss a lot

我經常罵人

because my English vocabulary is sub-par,

因為我的英語詞彙量不達標。

go eat a shit load of shit. [laughs]

去吃狗屎負載的狗屎。[笑]

[burp-roar intro noise]

[打嗝，咆哮介紹噪音]

"We should build a claw machine for the greater good

"我們應該為了更大的利益而製造爪機

that picks it up /every time/!"

每次都能把它撿起來！"

"That's a-" "Everybody wins"

"那是個...""大家都是贏家"

"That is a fantastic idea!

"這真是一個絕妙的主意!

But I have a feeling that if you tried to do it,

但我有一種感覺，如果你嘗試去做。

[laughs]

[笑]

you'd be like, really well intentioned

你會喜歡，真的很好的意圖。

and, like, you would end up like, /beheading/

而且，像，你會最終像，斬首/

the toys."

玩具。"

"I might have to build that!"

"我可能要造這個！"

"Just remember that it started right here"

"只要記住，它是從這裡開始的"

So I got this, like, little desk top claw machine

所以，我得到了這個，像，小桌面爪機

and I just went to the store and bought batteries.

而我只是去商店買了電池。

These are one and a half volts!

這些都是1.5伏！

Like, they're fucking huge and one and a half volts.

就像，他們是他媽的巨大的和1.5伏。

I don't know what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

So I haven't done anything with this,

所以，我還沒有用這個做什麼。

I just bought this.

我剛剛買了這個。

I still haven't figured out how I'm going to do this

我還沒想好怎麼做呢

but I guess that's what this is all about.

但我想這就是這一切。

Why is nothing happening?

為什麼什麼都沒有發生？

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

Uh! [♫ Music ♫]

呃！

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

This fucking song! [♫ Music ♫]

這他媽的歌！[音樂]

[Music cuts off]

[音樂切斷]

I think I ran that for about twenty seconds

我想我跑了大約20秒

and it already makes me want to kill it.

它已經讓我想殺死它。

So..., yeah. Let's take this thing apart.

所以... 是的讓我們把這個東西分開。

Ooooooooooooh!

噢噢噢噢！

Look at that.

你看那個。

There are two chains here,

這裡有兩條鏈子。

one that lowers it

低者

Oh...

哦...

and another chain that opens and closes the claw.

和另一條開合爪的鏈條。

So that's pretty cool but that's not gonna

所以，這是非常酷的，但這不是要去

give us enough force to actually the behead stuff.

給我們足夠的力量來實際斬首的東西。

So what I'm thinking is to take this claw out

所以我想的是把這個爪子拿出來。

and put a servo motor on it

並加裝一個伺服電機

and have that be what crushes it

摧枯拉朽

but I think I'll 3-D print a claw that's a little bit sturdier and stronger

但我想我會用3D打印技術打印一個更結實更強壯的爪子。

Because i just got a new 3-D printer!

因為我剛買了一臺新的3D打印機!

I'm very excited about it.

我非常興奮。

So it's like day, what?,

所以，這就像一天，什麼？

ten of this project.

本項目的十。

This is all the different versions I made of the claw.

這是我做的所有不同版本的爪子。

I'm doing this like a crazy person.

我像個瘋子一樣在做這個。

I woke up at 6am this morning being like

我今天早上6點醒來的時候，就像

"This is how I need to do it for it to work!"

"我需要這樣做才行！"

and I'm not sure if this is actually going to work

我不知道這樣做是否真的會成功。

but I have high hopes for this iteration

但我對這次的迭代寄予厚望

I got a good feeling about it.

我對它有了好感。

So what I settled on,

所以，我決定的是。

because in the beginning I had two claws move

因為一開始我有兩隻爪子在動。

and I realized that might make it a little bit weaker.

我意識到這可能會讓它變得更弱一些。

I'm not sure if that's, like, a correct way of thinking about it.

我不知道這是否是一個正確的思考方式。

But now i have two claws that

但現在我有兩個爪子，

are in the same place all the time

夙興夜寐

and then just one part that moves

然後只是一個部分，移動

Shit.

媽的！

Uuuuuuuuuh!

Uuuuuuuuuh!

Hella tight!

海拉緊！

To try out servomotors I have this really nifty little

為了試用伺服電機，我有這個非常漂亮的小。

I don't know what the technical term is.

我不知道技術術語是什麼。

Servomotor try outer?

伺服電機嘗試外?

Basically just plug it in into a battery and you

基本上只要把它插在電池上就可以了。

can move it around without having to do

可以移動它而不必做

any programming which is really neat.

任何編程，這是真正的整潔。

Oooooooooooh!

嗚嗚嗚！

I ...

I ...

Nooooooo!

不！

No!

不！

It's chewing it's way through the plastic.

它在咬著塑料製品。

Fuck!

操！

I thought this was actually gonna work.

我還以為這真的會成功呢

Story of my life!

我的人生故事！

Let's iterate again.

我們再來迭代一下。

So prior to starting this claw machine project,

所以在開始這個爪機項目之前。

I had hardly ever done any CAD design.

我幾乎沒有做過CAD設計。

Now I feel like a fucking CAD wiz.

現在我覺得自己是個該死的CAD高手。

If you doubt that I'm a professional,

如果你懷疑我是專業的。

I have this patch.

我有這個補丁。

So we just have this, like, metal servo worn that's bitten off.

所以，我們只是有這個一樣， 金屬伺服磨損的咬斷。

You see it's like chewing its way through the plastic!

你看，它就像在塑膠中咀嚼一樣!

So I'm going to use this one that's bigger

所以我要用這個大一點的

and I've actually modeled it so this way it should just

而我其實已經建模了，所以這樣一來，它應該只是。

plop right in.

撲通一聲就進去了。

Noooo! It's so close!

不！好險啊！

Oh yeah!

哦，是的！

Oh, that's satisfying!

哦，那就滿足了！

Best version so far.

目前為止最好的版本。

It's in a little bit of pain but is it suffering?

它有點痛苦，但它是痛苦嗎？

I'm just looking for cute stuff that I can crush

我只是在尋找可愛的東西，我可以粉碎。

which is also what my online dating profile says. [laughs]

這也是我的網上約會個人資料說。[笑]

So..., we got and bought some Easter candy

所以... 我們買了一些復活節糖果

cause I'm thinking that that's gonna crush easily

因為我在想那會很容易被壓碎的

We get some bunnies, we get some frogs,

我們得到一些兔子，我們得到一些青蛙。

we get some chicks.

我們得到一些小雞。

Uh!

呃！

This is nasty!

這是很討厭的！

No.

不知道

Seriously.

認真的。

We've come this far and now you're not going to start.

我們已經走到這一步了，現在你還不打算開始。

You little dipshit.

你這個小笨蛋

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

Ah! [♫ Music ♫]

啊！ [音樂]

There we go. Ok! [♫ Music ♫]

我們去那裡。好了！[音樂]

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

Come on! [♫ Music ♫]

來吧！[音樂]

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

I mean the candy's good.

我的意思是糖果的好。

It didn't even cut off its ear!

它連耳朵都沒剪掉！。

It's not as aggressive as I want it to be.

它並不像我想的那樣咄咄逼人。

I want it to just, like, eat stuff up

我希望它只是一樣，吃的東西了。

and it's barely injuring these tiny little creatures.

而它幾乎沒有傷害這些小動物。

What do I need to do to make this work the way I want it to?

我需要怎麼做才能讓它按照我想要的方式工作？

Little ducky, you're, you're gonna get picked up.

小鴨子，你，你會被抓起來的。

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

[Clanging sounds]

[叮叮噹噹的聲音]

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

[♫ Fail sound effect ♫]

[失敗的聲音效果]

Yeah, tell me about it claw machine.

是啊，告訴我關於它的爪機。

[♫ Music ♫]

[音樂]

[♫ Music speeds up ♫]

[音樂加速]

[Clanging sounds] [Laughs]

[叮叮噹噹的聲音] [笑]

[Laughs]

[笑]

That was so stupid. [Laughs]

這是如此愚蠢。[笑]

[Laughs]

[笑]

[Coughs]

[咳嗽]

[Laughs]

[笑]

It dropped the claw rather than the ... [Laughs]

它的爪子掉了，而不是... ...[笑]

This is ... [Laughs]

這是...[笑]

I am so underwhelmed!

我很不服氣!

I spent so much time on this project

我花了這麼多時間在這個項目上

and it's obviously not paying off.

而這顯然是沒有回報的。

Fucking claw machines man.

他媽的爪子機的人。

Even when I rigged it,

即使我把它裝好了。

I still lost.

我還是輸了。

Maybe they're just too shitty from the start so that I can't

也許他們從一開始就太低劣了，所以我不能。

make them shittier. I don't know.

讓他們更糟糕。我不知道。

I feel disappointed in myself.

我對自己感到失望。

Failing at failing.

失敗在失敗。

What does that make me?

那我算什麼？

Really bad or really good? Is it like minus time minus

真的不好還是真的好？是像減去時間減去

and I'm a plus?

而我是個加號？

Hey! How do you like my new manicure?

嘿，你覺得我的新美甲怎麼樣？

Nail art. That's my thing.

指甲藝術。這是我的事。

If you have any ideas on how to improve this

如果你有任何想法，如何改善這個問題

or if you have any other designs that I should try out,

或者如果你有任何其他的設計，我應該嘗試一下。

please let me know!

請告訴我

Maybe I should just buy a bigger claw machine,

也許我應該買一個更大的爪機。

maybe I should get one of those real, like, big ones.

也許我應該得到一個那些真正的，喜歡，大的。

That's a fair company expense.

這是一個公平的公司開支。

Yeah, we'll see.

是的，我們會看到。

Uh!

呃！

[buzzing noise]

[嗡嗡聲]

Oh nooooo!

哦，不！

Now I'm going to have clean it up.

現在我得把它清理乾淨。

I'm calling it a day. A bad day.

我宣佈今天結束。一個糟糕的一天。