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  • A lot of people have requested that I

    很多人都要求我

  • film the build process more so

    攝製過程中更多

  • here's some fucking build processes!

    這裡有一些他媽的構建過程!

  • The main reason I don't want to do it is

    我不想做的主要原因是

  • because it's kind of a pain in the butt, and also

    因為它是一種痛苦的屁股,而且還

  • it gives me a shitload of shit to edit.

    它給了我一個狗屎負荷編輯。

  • For those of you who say that

    對於那些說

  • I cuss a lot

    我經常罵人

  • because my English vocabulary is sub-par,

    因為我的英語詞彙量不達標。

  • go eat a shit load of shit. [laughs]

    去吃狗屎負載的狗屎。[笑]

  • [burp-roar intro noise]

    [打嗝,咆哮介紹噪音]

  • "We should build a claw machine for the greater good

    "我們應該為了更大的利益而製造爪機

  • that picks it up /every time/!"

    每次都能把它撿起來!"

  • "That's a-" "Everybody wins"

    "那是個...""大家都是贏家"

  • "That is a fantastic idea!

    "這真是一個絕妙的主意!

  • But I have a feeling that if you tried to do it,

    但我有一種感覺,如果你嘗試去做。

  • [laughs]

    [笑]

  • you'd be like, really well intentioned

    你會喜歡,真的很好的意圖。

  • and, like, you would end up like, /beheading/

    而且,像,你會最終像,斬首/

  • the toys."

    玩具。"

  • "I might have to build that!"

    "我可能要造這個!"

  • "Just remember that it started right here"

    "只要記住,它是從這裡開始的"

  • So I got this, like, little desk top claw machine

    所以,我得到了這個,像,小桌面爪機

  • and I just went to the store and bought batteries.

    而我只是去商店買了電池。

  • These are one and a half volts!

    這些都是1.5伏!

  • Like, they're fucking huge and one and a half volts.

    就像,他們是他媽的巨大的和1.5伏。

  • I don't know what's going on.

    我不知道發生了什麼。

  • So I haven't done anything with this,

    所以,我還沒有用這個做什麼。

  • I just bought this.

    我剛剛買了這個。

  • I still haven't figured out how I'm going to do this

    我還沒想好怎麼做呢

  • but I guess that's what this is all about.

    但我想這就是這一切。

  • Why is nothing happening?

    為什麼什麼都沒有發生?

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • Uh! [♫ Music ♫]

    呃!

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • This fucking song! [♫ Music ♫]

    這他媽的歌![音樂]

  • [Music cuts off]

    [音樂切斷]

  • I think I ran that for about twenty seconds

    我想我跑了大約20秒

  • and it already makes me want to kill it.

    它已經讓我想殺死它。

  • So..., yeah. Let's take this thing apart.

    所以... 是的讓我們把這個東西分開。

  • Ooooooooooooh!

    噢噢噢噢!

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • There are two chains here,

    這裡有兩條鏈子。

  • one that lowers it

    低者

  • Oh...

    哦...

  • and another chain that opens and closes the claw.

    和另一條開合爪的鏈條。

  • So that's pretty cool but that's not gonna

    所以,這是非常酷的,但這不是要去

  • give us enough force to actually the behead stuff.

    給我們足夠的力量來實際斬首的東西。

  • So what I'm thinking is to take this claw out

    所以我想的是把這個爪子拿出來。

  • and put a servo motor on it

    並加裝一個伺服電機

  • and have that be what crushes it

    摧枯拉朽

  • but I think I'll 3-D print a claw that's a little bit sturdier and stronger

    但我想我會用3D打印技術打印一個更結實更強壯的爪子。

  • Because i just got a new 3-D printer!

    因為我剛買了一臺新的3D打印機!

  • I'm very excited about it.

    我非常興奮。

  • So it's like day, what?,

    所以,這就像一天,什麼?

  • ten of this project.

    本項目的十。

  • This is all the different versions I made of the claw.

    這是我做的所有不同版本的爪子。

  • I'm doing this like a crazy person.

    我像個瘋子一樣在做這個。

  • I woke up at 6am this morning being like

    我今天早上6點醒來的時候,就像

  • "This is how I need to do it for it to work!"

    "我需要這樣做才行!"

  • and I'm not sure if this is actually going to work

    我不知道這樣做是否真的會成功。

  • but I have high hopes for this iteration

    但我對這次的迭代寄予厚望

  • I got a good feeling about it.

    我對它有了好感。

  • So what I settled on,

    所以,我決定的是。

  • because in the beginning I had two claws move

    因為一開始我有兩隻爪子在動。

  • and I realized that might make it a little bit weaker.

    我意識到這可能會讓它變得更弱一些。

  • I'm not sure if that's, like, a correct way of thinking about it.

    我不知道這是否是一個正確的思考方式。

  • But now i have two claws that

    但現在我有兩個爪子,

  • are in the same place all the time

    夙興夜寐

  • and then just one part that moves

    然後只是一個部分,移動

  • Shit.

    媽的!

  • Uuuuuuuuuh!

    Uuuuuuuuuh!

  • Hella tight!

    海拉緊!

  • To try out servomotors I have this really nifty little

    為了試用伺服電機,我有這個非常漂亮的小。

  • I don't know what the technical term is.

    我不知道技術術語是什麼。

  • Servomotor try outer?

    伺服電機嘗試外?

  • Basically just plug it in into a battery and you

    基本上只要把它插在電池上就可以了。

  • can move it around without having to do

    可以移動它而不必做

  • any programming which is really neat.

    任何編程,這是真正的整潔。

  • Oooooooooooh!

    嗚嗚嗚!

  • I ...

    I ...

  • Nooooooo!

    不!

  • No!

    不!

  • It's chewing it's way through the plastic.

    它在咬著塑料製品。

  • Fuck!

    操!

  • I thought this was actually gonna work.

    我還以為這真的會成功呢

  • Story of my life!

    我的人生故事!

  • Let's iterate again.

    我們再來迭代一下。

  • So prior to starting this claw machine project,

    所以在開始這個爪機項目之前。

  • I had hardly ever done any CAD design.

    我幾乎沒有做過CAD設計。

  • Now I feel like a fucking CAD wiz.

    現在我覺得自己是個該死的CAD高手。

  • If you doubt that I'm a professional,

    如果你懷疑我是專業的。

  • I have this patch.

    我有這個補丁。

  • So we just have this, like, metal servo worn that's bitten off.

    所以,我們只是有這個一樣, 金屬伺服磨損的咬斷。

  • You see it's like chewing its way through the plastic!

    你看,它就像在塑膠中咀嚼一樣!

  • So I'm going to use this one that's bigger

    所以我要用這個大一點的

  • and I've actually modeled it so this way it should just

    而我其實已經建模了,所以這樣一來,它應該只是。

  • plop right in.

    撲通一聲就進去了。

  • Noooo! It's so close!

    不!好險啊!

  • Oh yeah!

    哦,是的!

  • Oh, that's satisfying!

    哦,那就滿足了!

  • Best version so far.

    目前為止最好的版本。

  • It's in a little bit of pain but is it suffering?

    它有點痛苦,但它是痛苦嗎?

  • I'm just looking for cute stuff that I can crush

    我只是在尋找可愛的東西,我可以粉碎。

  • which is also what my online dating profile says. [laughs]

    這也是我的網上約會個人資料說。[笑]

  • So..., we got and bought some Easter candy

    所以... 我們買了一些復活節糖果

  • cause I'm thinking that that's gonna crush easily

    因為我在想那會很容易被壓碎的

  • We get some bunnies, we get some frogs,

    我們得到一些兔子,我們得到一些青蛙。

  • we get some chicks.

    我們得到一些小雞。

  • Uh!

    呃!

  • This is nasty!

    這是很討厭的!

  • No.

    不知道

  • Seriously.

    認真的。

  • We've come this far and now you're not going to start.

    我們已經走到這一步了,現在你還不打算開始。

  • You little dipshit.

    你這個小笨蛋

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • Ah! [♫ Music ♫]

    啊! [音樂]

  • There we go. Ok! [♫ Music ♫]

    我們去那裡。好了![音樂]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • Come on! [♫ Music ♫]

    來吧![音樂]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • I mean the candy's good.

    我的意思是糖果的好。

  • It didn't even cut off its ear!

    它連耳朵都沒剪掉!。

  • It's not as aggressive as I want it to be.

    它並不像我想的那樣咄咄逼人。

  • I want it to just, like, eat stuff up

    我希望它只是一樣,吃的東西了。

  • and it's barely injuring these tiny little creatures.

    而它幾乎沒有傷害這些小動物。

  • What do I need to do to make this work the way I want it to?

    我需要怎麼做才能讓它按照我想要的方式工作?

  • Little ducky, you're, you're gonna get picked up.

    小鴨子,你,你會被抓起來的。

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • [Clanging sounds]

    [叮叮噹噹的聲音]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • [♫ Fail sound effect ♫]

    [失敗的聲音效果]

  • Yeah, tell me about it claw machine.

    是啊,告訴我關於它的爪機。

  • [♫ Music ♫]

    [音樂]

  • [♫ Music speeds up ♫]

    [音樂加速]

  • [Clanging sounds] [Laughs]

    [叮叮噹噹的聲音] [笑]

  • [Laughs]

    [笑]

  • That was so stupid. [Laughs]

    這是如此愚蠢。[笑]

  • [Laughs]

    [笑]

  • [Coughs]

    [咳嗽]

  • [Laughs]

    [笑]

  • It dropped the claw rather than the ... [Laughs]

    它的爪子掉了,而不是... ...[笑]

  • This is ... [Laughs]

    這是...[笑]

  • I am so underwhelmed!

    我很不服氣!

  • I spent so much time on this project

    我花了這麼多時間在這個項目上

  • and it's obviously not paying off.

    而這顯然是沒有回報的。

  • Fucking claw machines man.

    他媽的爪子機的人。

  • Even when I rigged it,

    即使我把它裝好了。

  • I still lost.

    我還是輸了。

  • Maybe they're just too shitty from the start so that I can't

    也許他們從一開始就太低劣了,所以我不能。

  • make them shittier. I don't know.

    讓他們更糟糕。我不知道。

  • I feel disappointed in myself.

    我對自己感到失望。

  • Failing at failing.

    失敗在失敗。

  • What does that make me?

    那我算什麼?

  • Really bad or really good? Is it like minus time minus

    真的不好還是真的好?是像減去時間減去

  • and I'm a plus?

    而我是個加號?

  • Hey! How do you like my new manicure?

    嘿,你覺得我的新美甲怎麼樣?

  • Nail art. That's my thing.

    指甲藝術。這是我的事。

  • If you have any ideas on how to improve this

    如果你有任何想法,如何改善這個問題

  • or if you have any other designs that I should try out,

    或者如果你有任何其他的設計,我應該嘗試一下。

  • please let me know!

    請告訴我

  • Maybe I should just buy a bigger claw machine,

    也許我應該買一個更大的爪機。

  • maybe I should get one of those real, like, big ones.

    也許我應該得到一個那些真正的,喜歡,大的。

  • That's a fair company expense.

    這是一個公平的公司開支。

  • Yeah, we'll see.

    是的,我們會看到。

  • Uh!

    呃!

  • [buzzing noise]

    [嗡嗡聲]

  • Oh nooooo!

    哦,不!

  • Now I'm going to have clean it up.

    現在我得把它清理乾淨。

  • I'm calling it a day. A bad day.

    我宣佈今天結束。一個糟糕的一天。

A lot of people have requested that I

很多人都要求我

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I made a shitty claw machine

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    Samuel 發佈於 2018 年 07 月 13 日
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