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  • So I thought yesterday was Monday and also the day before that so basically I've been here for three Monday's

    種族歧視的咖啡機

  • You should see a doctor about that. See ya

    所以,我以為昨天和前天都是是禮拜一, 所以說我等於過了三次的星期一

  • Bye

    你應該去看醫生,待會見

  • Hey, Shayne

  • Hey, Olivia

    嗨,尚恩

  • Great. It's broken.

    很好,它壞掉了

  • Flitz just got coffee.

    弗利茲剛剛才用過

  • Oh then he's the one who broke it.

    喔,但它真的壞了

  • Let me try

    讓我試試

  • See?

    看吧?

  • what?

    先生,借過一下

  • Excuse me, sir.

    嘿,柯特妮

  • Oh hey Courtney,

    噓!我要為等下要拍的影片醞釀情緒

  • shh, I'm saving my personality for camera. I'm about to shoot a vlog

    等一下

  • Wait, is that cup empty?

    你的杯子是空的嗎?

  • Yes, sir.

    是的,先生

  • It worked for Flitz and Olivia. It won't work for me or Courtney

    奧莉維亞和弗利茲都可以用

  • Oh my god. The coffee machine is racist! Against white people!

    我和柯特妮卻不行

  • Noah, I need your help

    我的天啊

  • Oh, yeah, totally man, okay?

    這咖啡機有種族歧視!!!

  • So we're gonna need twice as much weight as we think because when the human body dies it bloats And then it floats in water and.....

    而且還是針對白人!!

  • No! No! No! No! I think the coffee machine is racist!

    諾亞

  • Against white people!

    我需要你的幫忙

  • It probably is.

    當然可以,兄弟。 好,所以我們要多增加兩倍預估的重量

  • Look, can you make a cup of coffee to test it out?

    不然等人死後屍體會浮在水面上...

  • No, I don't drink coffee because caffeine is a drug.

    不,不,不,不,我覺得咖啡機有種族歧視

  • I don't need you to drink it I just.. you know I need you to like go and press the buttons and see...

    還是針對白人!

  • CAFFEINE IS A DRUG!

    .......有可能吧?

  • Don't you smoke a bunch of weed?

    你可以去裝一杯咖啡測試一下嗎?

  • Keith, can you go get me coffee?

    不,我不喝咖啡的。因為咖啡因也是一種成癮物質

  • No

    我不需要你喝它,你知道的,我只是要你去按個按鈕測試

  • you don't understand. It's because you're black.

    咖啡因!!也是毒品!!!

  • EXCUSE ME?!

    你剛不是在抽大麻嗎?

  • I can't get coffee because I'm white. So I need you, a black person, to go get coffee for me.

    凱斯,可以給我咖啡嗎?

  • You know what? It's too early for this s#!@.

    不要...

  • Racism is ruining my day!

    你不懂,因為你是黑人。

  • Coffee machine worked just fine for me.

    不好意思,你說什麼?

  • How?

    我不能得到咖啡,因為我是白人

  • Well, it was simple really.

    所以我需要你,一個黑人去拿杯咖啡給我。

  • All I had to do is make the selection and the machine brewed me a nice hot cup of Colombian gold.

    你知道嗎?幹這種鳥事還太早了

  • You're telling me the coffee machine brews gold?

    種族歧視壞了我一整天!

  • What, no are you high?

    咖啡機對我來說一直都在正常運作中

  • Can you make me another cup of coffee?

    怎麼做到的?

  • Yes. I can.

    這很簡單

  • While I watch?

    我要做的就只有按個按鈕,做出選擇

  • Yes, I perform better with an audience.

    咖啡機就給了我一杯熱騰騰的哥倫比亞黃金

  • Now if you'll notice, I hit coffee drinks, Colombian, small, regular, go.

    你是說咖啡機可以煮出金子?

  • Oh! Oh!

    什麼?才不是,你是大麻抽多了嗎?

  • Ohhhh!

    你可以幫我再去弄一杯咖啡嗎?

  • Wait, but if the coffee machine is racist -

    是的,我可以。而我要看著你弄。 當然可以,我在觀眾面前會表現的比較好

  • against white people -

    現在,如果你們都有注意到

  • and it got Ian to brew him coffee then that means...

    我點了咖啡,哥倫比亞,小杯,正常濃度,確定

  • Ian, you're black!

    (驚訝!)

  • Ian is black..

    哦~哦~

  • Ian is black! Ian is black!

    等等,但如果這咖啡機有種族歧視

  • AAAHH!!!!! *Dramatic music plays in background*

    而且針對白人

  • I'm tired of everyone being racist towards white people!

    但它讓伊恩泡好一杯咖啡,那這代表著...

  • Do you know how hard it is to be a white man in America?!

    伊恩

  • Yo, you gotta dial it down Shayne.

    你是黑人!

  • No, I don't Keith!

    伊恩是黑人~

  • It's hard being white! For instance, uh well..

    伊恩是黑人!!

  • Okay, uh I can't have spicy food! Even though Pepcid does help with the heartburn.

    伊恩是黑人!!

  • Oh, how about this? The other day-

    伊恩是黑人!!

  • I was pulled over by a cop for no apparent reason other than my registration was expired-

    伊恩是黑人!!

  • and he helped renew it for me. Which was very nice of him!

    啊!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh what else? Oh oh, politics!

    啊!!!!!!!!!

  • No, uh my salary - no...

    我受夠了每個人都在歧視白人!

  • Oh! Acting jobs!

    你知道白人男性在美國多難生存嗎?

  • Definitely not... Definitely no, I'm straight crushing it.

    你要冷靜一點。不,我不要,凱斯

  • Oh! But the coffee machine!

    當一個白人很辛苦,例如....

  • The copy machine is 100% racist!

    呃......好的,OK

  • Against white people!

    呃....

  • Are you sure you're doing it right?

    我不能吃辣

  • Of course I'm "doing it right" Oliviaaaa...

    雖然百事對胃潰瘍有效。喔~這個如何?

  • I'm a white man!

    我被警察攔下車,沒有任何原因, 只因為我的我的駕照過期了

  • I press coffee!

    而且他還幫我更新日期

  • Espresso!

    他人真的超好的啦!

  • Small!

    哦 ,還有什麼?

  • Strong!

    哦,政策

  • Cancel. Duh!

    不,我的薪水...不

  • You're supposed to press go. Not cancel.

    哦,演戲的工作

  • They're not....

    絕對不可能,絕對不是

  • They're not the same?

    我做的超好

  • Well, what about Courtney? It wouldn't give her coffee.

    喔!!不過這台咖啡機, 這咖啡機百分之百有種族歧視

  • I don't want coffee. I like empty cups

    而且針對白人!

  • There's a hopefulness to an empty cup you can put anything in it. God bless.

    你確定你操作正確嗎?

  • Oh.

    當然,我的操作正確,奧利維亞

  • Uh, well then. I guess we're good.

    我可是白人男性!

  • I'd appreciate it if we didn't tell anybody else about this.

    我按了咖啡,濃縮

  • I already called HR.

    小杯,濃

  • I completely understand.

    取消

  • Coffee, Espresso, small, strong...

    你應該要按確定,不是取消

  • Go.

    他們不是...

  • Yes!

    不是都一樣的嗎?

  • Ahh....

    那柯特妮呢? 她也拿不到咖啡

  • Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching this video. We're going to keep trying out new stuff-

    我才不要咖啡,我只要空杯子

  • So if you enjoyed this type of video make sure you hit the like button

    空杯子裡面充滿著希望,你可以放任何東西進去

  • So we know to make more. If you want to see how we made this video and all the other crazy stuff-

    上帝保佑你

  • we did this week, click the box on the left and if you want to see 2007 verse

    喔....

  • 2017 click the box on the right and again, thank you guys so much for watching this video. We'll see you next time. Bye, Bye!

    呃...

So I thought yesterday was Monday and also the day before that so basically I've been here for three Monday's

種族歧視的咖啡機

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