You should see a doctor about that. See ya

所以,我以為昨天和前天都是是禮拜一， 所以說我等於過了三次的星期一

Bye

你應該去看醫生，待會見

Hey, Shayne

掰

Hey, Olivia

嗨，尚恩

Great. It's broken.

很好，它壞掉了

Flitz just got coffee.

弗利茲剛剛才用過

Oh then he's the one who broke it.

喔，但它真的壞了

Let me try

讓我試試

See?

看吧?

what?

先生，借過一下

Excuse me, sir.

嘿，柯特妮

Oh hey Courtney,

噓！我要為等下要拍的影片醞釀情緒

shh, I'm saving my personality for camera. I'm about to shoot a vlog

等一下

Wait, is that cup empty?

你的杯子是空的嗎？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生

It worked for Flitz and Olivia. It won't work for me or Courtney

奧莉維亞和弗利茲都可以用

Oh my god. The coffee machine is racist! Against white people!

我和柯特妮卻不行

Noah, I need your help

我的天啊

Oh, yeah, totally man, okay?

這咖啡機有種族歧視!!!

So we're gonna need twice as much weight as we think because when the human body dies it bloats And then it floats in water and.....

而且還是針對白人!!

No! No! No! No! I think the coffee machine is racist!

諾亞

Against white people!

我需要你的幫忙

It probably is.

當然可以,兄弟。 好，所以我們要多增加兩倍預估的重量

Look, can you make a cup of coffee to test it out?

不然等人死後屍體會浮在水面上...

No, I don't drink coffee because caffeine is a drug.

不，不，不，不，我覺得咖啡機有種族歧視

I don't need you to drink it I just.. you know I need you to like go and press the buttons and see...

還是針對白人！

CAFFEINE IS A DRUG!

.......有可能吧?

Don't you smoke a bunch of weed?

你可以去裝一杯咖啡測試一下嗎？

Keith, can you go get me coffee?

不，我不喝咖啡的。因為咖啡因也是一種成癮物質

No

我不需要你喝它，你知道的，我只是要你去按個按鈕測試

you don't understand. It's because you're black.

咖啡因！！也是毒品！！！

EXCUSE ME?!

你剛不是在抽大麻嗎？

I can't get coffee because I'm white. So I need you, a black person, to go get coffee for me.

凱斯，可以給我咖啡嗎？

You know what? It's too early for this s#!@.

不要...

Racism is ruining my day!

你不懂，因為你是黑人。

Coffee machine worked just fine for me.

不好意思，你說什麼？

How?

我不能得到咖啡，因為我是白人

Well, it was simple really.

所以我需要你，一個黑人去拿杯咖啡給我。

All I had to do is make the selection and the machine brewed me a nice hot cup of Colombian gold.

你知道嗎？幹這種鳥事還太早了

You're telling me the coffee machine brews gold?

種族歧視壞了我一整天！

What, no are you high?

咖啡機對我來說一直都在正常運作中

Can you make me another cup of coffee?

怎麼做到的？

Yes. I can.

這很簡單

While I watch?

我要做的就只有按個按鈕，做出選擇

Yes, I perform better with an audience.

咖啡機就給了我一杯熱騰騰的哥倫比亞黃金

Now if you'll notice, I hit coffee drinks, Colombian, small, regular, go.

你是說咖啡機可以煮出金子？

Oh! Oh!

什麼？才不是，你是大麻抽多了嗎？

Ohhhh!

你可以幫我再去弄一杯咖啡嗎？

Wait, but if the coffee machine is racist -

是的，我可以。而我要看著你弄。 當然可以，我在觀眾面前會表現的比較好

against white people -

現在，如果你們都有注意到

and it got Ian to brew him coffee then that means...

我點了咖啡，哥倫比亞，小杯，正常濃度，確定

Ian, you're black!

（驚訝！）

Ian is black..

哦~哦~

Ian is black! Ian is black!

等等，但如果這咖啡機有種族歧視

AAAHH!!!!! *Dramatic music plays in background*

而且針對白人

I'm tired of everyone being racist towards white people!

但它讓伊恩泡好一杯咖啡，那這代表著...

Do you know how hard it is to be a white man in America?!

伊恩

Yo, you gotta dial it down Shayne.

你是黑人！

No, I don't Keith!

伊恩是黑人~

It's hard being white! For instance, uh well..

伊恩是黑人！！

Okay, uh I can't have spicy food! Even though Pepcid does help with the heartburn.

伊恩是黑人！！

Oh, how about this? The other day-

伊恩是黑人！！

I was pulled over by a cop for no apparent reason other than my registration was expired-

伊恩是黑人！！

and he helped renew it for me. Which was very nice of him!

啊！！！！！！！！！

Oh what else? Oh oh, politics!

啊！！！！！！！！！

No, uh my salary - no...

我受夠了每個人都在歧視白人！

Oh! Acting jobs!

你知道白人男性在美國多難生存嗎？

Definitely not... Definitely no, I'm straight crushing it.

你要冷靜一點。不，我不要，凱斯

Oh! But the coffee machine!

當一個白人很辛苦，例如....

The copy machine is 100% racist!

呃......好的，OK

Against white people!

呃....

Are you sure you're doing it right?

我不能吃辣

Of course I'm "doing it right" Oliviaaaa...

雖然百事對胃潰瘍有效。喔~這個如何？

I'm a white man!

我被警察攔下車，沒有任何原因， 只因為我的我的駕照過期了

I press coffee!

而且他還幫我更新日期

Espresso!

他人真的超好的啦！

Small!

哦 ，還有什麼？

Strong!

哦，政策

Cancel. Duh!

不，我的薪水...不

You're supposed to press go. Not cancel.

哦，演戲的工作

They're not....

絕對不可能，絕對不是

They're not the same?

我做的超好

Well, what about Courtney? It wouldn't give her coffee.

喔！！不過這台咖啡機， 這咖啡機百分之百有種族歧視

I don't want coffee. I like empty cups

而且針對白人！

There's a hopefulness to an empty cup you can put anything in it. God bless.

你確定你操作正確嗎？

Oh.

當然，我的操作正確，奧利維亞

Uh, well then. I guess we're good.

我可是白人男性！

I'd appreciate it if we didn't tell anybody else about this.

我按了咖啡，濃縮

I already called HR.

小杯，濃

I completely understand.

取消

Coffee, Espresso, small, strong...

你應該要按確定，不是取消

Go.

他們不是...

Yes!

不是都一樣的嗎？

Ahh....

那柯特妮呢？ 她也拿不到咖啡

Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching this video. We're going to keep trying out new stuff-

我才不要咖啡，我只要空杯子

So if you enjoyed this type of video make sure you hit the like button

空杯子裡面充滿著希望，你可以放任何東西進去

So we know to make more. If you want to see how we made this video and all the other crazy stuff-

上帝保佑你

we did this week, click the box on the left and if you want to see 2007 verse

喔....

2017 click the box on the right and again, thank you guys so much for watching this video. We'll see you next time. Bye, Bye!

呃...