I mean, it was okay, but it seems

like every single superhero movie these days

is just an excuse for the good guys to fight each other.

- Oh, I know, it's like they think up the lamest excuse

for 'em to be mad at each other

just so they can stage a big fight scene at the end.

- I mean, I still liked it.

I'd give it three stars.

- Yeah, I'd give it 3.5.

- Well, you mean 3 1/2.

- Yeah, the same thing.

3.5, 3 1/2.

- It's not the same thing.

No one uses decimal points when they rate a movie.

It's just stupid.

- I use decimal points to rate a movie.

And I just did.

- You know, there are times, and this is one of 'em,

when I just wanna smash you!

- Well, why don't you try it

right here, right now?

- Oh yeah!

It is on!

(Andy laughing angrily)

(dramatic drums beating)

(thunder crashing)

You just started a war.

- I'm gonna enjoy taking you down.

Wait, wasn't it just day time and sunny?

- Don't question it, Andy.

If we're gonna fight, it'd have to be in the rain at night.

- And why are we fighting again?

- It doesn't matter!

People pay billions of dollars to see this shit.

(dramatic chord)

(thudding)

(Conan grunting)

(loud crack)

(audience murmurs in shock)

(audience laughing)

Hey, Andy!

Do you bleed?

(audience laughing)

(loud thud)

(laughing)

Tell the Devil Conan sent ya.

(laughing)

(ominous chord)

(Conan grunting)

(dramatic music)

(footsteps thumping)

(audience laughing)

- I'm gonna hit you bald.

- Big deal, I'll punch you back.

- Oh no you won't.

Quit it, I'm pinching you so hard

that you will forget how to pinch.

- Stop it!

(audience laughing)

(ominous music)

(audience cheering)