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  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "KNOCKED UP,"

  • "THE HANGOVER," AND "COMMUNITY."

  • PLEASE WELCOME, KEN JONG!

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HAVE A SEAT.

  • WELL, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M GOOD.

  • THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IS ANYTHING WRONG?

  • NO, OH, NO.

  • >> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WHICH WAS A YEAR AND A

  • HALF AGO, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I ONLY ASK BECAUSE YOU

  • DANCED OUT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.

  • I LOVED IT SO MUCH I ACTUALLY-- I HAD A CLIP--

  • >> OOOOH...

  • >> Stephen: ...OF YOU.

  • YOU SEEMED VERY HAPPY, AND THEN-- THAT'S GOOD, JIM, THANKS

  • VERY MUCH.

  • I THINK WE GOT THE...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • JUST SEEMS VERY DIFFERENT THAN NOW.

  • YOU SEEM LIKE ARE YOU UPSET?

  • >> NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO REBRAND MYSELF AND MY BRAND, AND

  • IT'S JUST MORE OF THE, KIND OF THE LESS-FLASHY, MORE QUIET,

  • INTROSPECTIVE ME, AND I LIKE IT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO YOU DON'T-- YOU

  • DON'T WANT TO-- YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE AT ALL?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING-- I MEAN, THOSE WERE

  • GREAT TIMES AND I CERTAINLY ENJOYED THAT, BUT I MEAN, THERE

  • IS JUST SOME RESIDUAL.

  • OKAY-- SORRY, LET'S JUST-- JUST KIND OF--

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.

  • ( APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

  • >> I'M-- OKAY.

  • I-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • I JUST-- IT-- WHO AM I KIDDING?

  • YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS!

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • >> GUESS WHO'S BACK!

  • >> Stephen: SO, YOU USED TO BE A DOCTOR.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU WERE A

  • DOCTOR?

  • >> I DANCED IN EVERY EXAM ROOM.

  • KIDDING.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY, YOU DIDN'T DANCE FOR A PAP SMEAR?

  • >> NO IN -- >> Stephen: WHOA!

  • HERE WE GO.

  • >> HERE WE GO!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I WANT $5 WORTH OF

  • WHATEVER YOU'RE ON.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I'M GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE

  • HAPPY.

  • I'M GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE HAPPY, MAN.

  • >> VERY HAPPY, THANK YOU.

  • >> Stephen: THE THING ABOUT THE DOCTOR-- HOW LONG WERE YOU A

  • DOCTOR?

  • >> I WAS A DOCTOR FOR SEVEN YEARS AT AN HMO, KAISER

  • PERMANENTE.

  • MY WIFE'S A DOCTOR, STILL WORKS THERE, KAISER.

  • >> Stephen: YOU WORKED SO HARD TO BE A DOCTOR.

  • WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO MAKE THE SWITCH?

  • LIKE, WHY DID YOU GO, "AH, ENOUGH OF HELPING PEOPLE.

  • LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE."

  • >> NO, MEDICINE IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

  • HAVE YOU TRIED KLONOPIN?

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.

  • >> IT'S IN THE BACK OF MY CAMRY.

  • DO YOU WANT SOME?

  • NO, ACTUALLY, I BOOKED MY FIRST MOVIE, ACTUALLY, WITH PAUL RUDD,

  • AS A DOCTOR ON "KNOCKED UP."

  • I PLAYED THE DOCTOR IN "KNOCKED UP."

  • AND I DELIVERED KATHERINE HEIGL'S FAKE BABY OUT OF HER

  • FAKE VA-JAY-JAY.

  • >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW.

  • >> IT'S FINE.

  • IT'S ALL FAKE.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

  • >> BUT IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY CREATIVE LIFE AT

  • THAT TIME.

  • EVERYBODY WHO WAS ANYBODY WAS IN THAT MOVIE.

  • LESLIE MANN, CRAIG ROBINSON, BILL HADER, JONAH HILL, JASON

  • SIEGEL, ADAM SCOTT-- IT WAS LIKE "THE AVENGERS" OF COMEDY IN THAT

  • MOVIE.

  • AND THIS IS THE FIRST MOVIE I DID WHILE HAVING MY DAY JOB.

  • I TOOK A VACATION WEEK -- >> Stephen: FROM BEING A

  • DOCTOR.

  • >> FROM BEING A DOCTOR I TOOK FOUR DAYS OUT AND I PLAYED A

  • FAKE DOCTOR FOR FOUR DAYS.

  • AND IT WAS JUST HEAVEN SENT WORKING FOR JUDD.

  • AND I GOT TO MEET EVERYONE, YOU KNOW, ALL OF MY HEROES IN

  • COMEDY.

  • AND TOW THIS DAY IT REMAINS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS WHEN JUDD

  • APATOW SAID, "YOU'RE MY DISCOVERY.

  • I WILL PUT YOU IN ALL MY MOVIES.

  • AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WORK WITH YOU SOME MORE."

  • IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM THAT I HAVE A CAREER.

  • I'M VERY GRATEFUL.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

  • AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO GO BACK TO KAISER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND I WAS SO-- THIS IS TRUE.

  • I WAS VERY DEPRESSED GOING BACK TO WORK.

  • I JUST COULDN'T-- I COULDN'T GO BACK.

  • IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO PRO.

  • I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEE EYE JUST COULDN'T STEE A PATIENT--

  • THERE WERE PATIENTS WAITING FOR HOURS TO SEE ME THE NEXT DAY.

  • I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM.

  • AND I LITERALLY WAS JUST LIKE IN THE WHOLE TIME, LIKE A DEBBIE

  • DOWNER.

  • AND MY NURSE CAME OUT TO ME AND SAYS, "DR. JEONG YOU HAVE A

  • PATIENT IN EXAM ROOM 2 THAT WANTS TO SEE I."

  • AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, NURSE, YOU HAVE A DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T

  • GIVE A (BLEEP).

  • I JUST DID A MOVIE, CAROL!

  • IT WAS AN APATOW!

  • YOU DON'T GET IT, MAN!" ( LAUGHTER )

  • SO I QUIT MY JOB.

  • I ACTUALLY AT THAT POINT, I QUIT MY MEDICAL JOB-- I SAW A COUPLE

  • MORE PATIENTS, AND THEN I QUIT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN ONCE I QUIT MY JOB, MY

  • STRICT TRADITIONAL KOREAN DAD WAS VERY, VERY PISSED.

  • HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO BE A DOCTOR HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND WHEN

  • I MADE THE DECISION TO QUIT HE WAS LIKE, "YOU BRING SHAME TO

  • JEONG FAMILY!" AND THEN AFTER "THE HANGOVER,"

  • "WE ARE SO PROUD."

  • ( APPLAUSE ) "OF YOUR TINY DING DONG."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO WHEN YOU GET "HANGOVER"

  • FAMOUS, IT KIND OF CHANGES THE ASIAN FATHER FROM FATHER TO

  • FREELOADER REAL QUICK, YOU KNOW.

  • WHEN I WAS A KID HE WAS LIKE, "YOU BETTER GET ME GOOD GRADES."

  • AND NOW HE'S LIKE, "YOU BETTER GET ME S-CLASS MERCEDES!

  • NO E-CLASS!" >> Stephen: YOU'RE A GOOD SON.

  • WELL, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

  • THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN SEE KEN AT CAROLINE'S ON BROADWAY AND ON

  • TOUR AROUND THE COUNTRY, KEN JEONG, EVERYBODY.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FLORENCE & THE

  • MACHINE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "KNOCKED UP,"

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鄭健不跳舞了 (Ken Jeong Isn't Going To Dance)

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    Chia Kuang Li 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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