Name: 【艾倫秀】艾倫分享看起來更棒的秘密 (Ellen Shares the Secrets to Looking Good)
Uploaded: 2018-07-03T03:21:01.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s

情態副詞

Obviously, I don't have to tell you it's June.

顯然地，我沒必要告訴你們現在是六月

你們就像這樣 : 「我知道現在是六月，Ellen。」

You know, I always look good when I come out here

你們知道的，我上台的時候看起來總是還不錯，

because I know you're going to look good.

"What's the secret to looking good, Ellen?"

「讓自己看起來很不錯的秘密是什麼，Ellen？」

And I say to them, I tell them it's very simple.

And 20 years ago, I made a deal with witch. "

而且 20 年前有和女巫作過交易。」

I know every year, there are new beauty trends out there.

我知道每年都會有新的美容趨勢

I thought I would show you some interesting ones that I found.

我也找到一些有趣的東西，打算給你們看

I floss-- very important to floss everybody-- floss.

還有剔牙-- 各位，剔牙真的非常重要 -- 剔牙

Woohoo，剔牙！(flossing 也有刻意引起別人注目的意思)

and then you look like this when you're brushing your teeth.

然後刷著你的牙齒，就會變成這副模樣

It looks like you just ate a sleeve of Oreos.

Well, of course, they're going to look whiter.

I mean, after that, you're like, " look at my teeth,

我是指，之後你就會像這樣 : 「看看我的牙齒，

The next thing is something I saw on Instagram.

下一個東西是我在 Instagram 上看到的

They're like a mustache for your forehead.

And this is something called "fishtail eyebrows".

你們都知道 <水底情深> 這部電影，

就是一個女人和一隻魚發生關係的那部

Finally, there's a massage treatment that's

I know it looks scary, but they don't use dangerous snakes.

我知道這看起來很恐怖，但他們不會拿有危險性的蛇

And I don't know how someone comes up with that idea,

我不懂怎麼會有人想出這個點子，

to say let's try a snake massage or how someone chooses that.

去告訴大家「讓我們來試試這個蛇式按摩」，又有誰會選擇去嘗試

You're looking at, and you check into the hotel.

Swedish, shiatsu, hot stone, deep tissue, snake massage.

瑞典式按摩、指壓按摩、熱石療法、深層組織按摩、蛇式按摩

Yes, I'd like a 90-minute snake massage, please."

喔！請幫我來個90分鐘的蛇式按摩。」

很明顯地，透過蛇式按摩，他們

offer a happy ending, which I think that's where you live.

提供一個快樂的結局，而我覺得那就是你住的地方

I think, that happy ending is you just live.

我覺得，那個快樂的結局就是你們還活著

They say it's very relaxing, so let's relax.

他們說那是很放鬆的，那就讓我們輕鬆一下吧

She's like, "I'm tired of working so hard.

她看起來就像 : 「我厭倦了這樣努力工作。

I'm just going to dump snakes on somebody's back."

我現在只想把蛇扔在別人的背上。」

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【艾倫秀】艾倫分享看起來更棒的秘密 (Ellen Shares the Secrets to Looking Good)

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