字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Isn't it sick? I got it on sale at the mall for like 800 bucks. - Do you guys want to come to my place after work and watch a movie? - Yeah, for sure, I'm in. - Oh, I can't. I'm going to Shelly Bayou's birthday, so. - Oh. - Oh, man, you should hit us up after. - Oh, I doubt it. I mean, this is at Shelly Bayou's house. (laughing) You know how that goes. - Uh, no. I don't know. Who is this? Shelly-- - Bayou. - Bayou. - Ally, Ally, Ally, baby. - Don't call me baby. - Noted. You don't know Shelly Bayou? - No, should I? - I mean, she was only a second assistant editor on a little show called Lincoln Heights. - Lincoln Heights, it was huge. - And you're in show business? - Uh (laughing) - Ally, get it together, girl. (laughing) - Don't act like you knew who Shelly Bayou was. - I think everyone in the industry knows Shelly Bayou. - My bad. - Our bad. - I don't know why I thought that you were like, in the mix or whatever. Anyway, if you want to watch a movie, I recommend Kiss The Ring. - Yes. - Oh, what's that about? - (laughing) Oh my God. - Have you ever heard of the Godfather? - Have you ever heard of that? - Yes, of course I've seen the Godfather. - The Godfather is a shot for shot remake of this very specific Italian movie, Kiss The Ring. You are in the industry, right? - Unbelievable. - You didn't know that. - She's not as cool as me. - Let's be nice, I mean, we don't want a Michael Jordan situation. - Oh. (laughing) - The basketball player? - No. - [Woman] No. - Michael B Jordan. - B Jordan. - Oh, the actor. - Right. - No. - No. - The artist. - Knock, knock. - I don't know them. Are they well known? - If you know anything about TV censorship. - Do you even know anything about television censorship? - This is so annoying, Raff. You're just bringing up obscure people so that I'll have to ask you who they are. Does that make you feel important? - How was I supposed to know that you weren't familiar with Michael Ballaband Jordan? - How were we supposed to know? You can't put that on us. - That's like saying you don't know uh-- Who's the guy that shot Biggie? - Literally nobody knows. That's the point. - No, you would know. I mean, like, really cool people know. - I know the name. - Like, uh, if you don't know him, you're like a total lame oh. - Martin-- It's on the tip of my tongue. - Who killed Biggie Smalls is on the tip of your tongue? - Tip of my tongue. - Dennis. - Dennis! - Dennis? The guy who washes cars in the garage downstairs? He's like 90. Wow. - So, I'm cooler than Ally? - No, you're not. No. - Okay, I just Googled Michael Ballaband Jordan. This is a character you did for an SNL audition. Hi, my name is Rafael Chastain. Hi Lauren. This first character is called, Michael Ballaband Jordan. (clearing throat) Aye, I'm walking here. What is this? Butter? Thank you. Hi, I'm Rafael from College Humor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff. And if you could just click here it would really satisfy my OCD. (sighing) Thanks a lot. That really hit the spot.