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  • - Isn't it sick?

  • I got it on sale at the mall for like 800 bucks.

  • - Do you guys want to come to my place

  • after work and watch a movie?

  • - Yeah, for sure, I'm in.

  • - Oh, I can't. I'm going to Shelly Bayou's birthday, so.

  • - Oh.

  • - Oh, man, you should hit us up after.

  • - Oh, I doubt it.

  • I mean, this is at Shelly Bayou's house.

  • (laughing) You know how that goes.

  • - Uh, no. I don't know.

  • Who is this? Shelly--

  • - Bayou.

  • - Bayou.

  • - Ally, Ally, Ally, baby.

  • - Don't call me baby.

  • - Noted.

  • You don't know Shelly Bayou?

  • - No, should I?

  • - I mean, she was only a second assistant editor

  • on a little show called Lincoln Heights.

  • - Lincoln Heights, it was huge.

  • - And you're in show business?

  • - Uh (laughing)

  • - Ally, get it together, girl. (laughing)

  • - Don't act like you knew who Shelly Bayou was.

  • - I think everyone in the industry knows Shelly Bayou.

  • - My bad.

  • - Our bad.

  • - I don't know why I thought that you were like,

  • in the mix or whatever.

  • Anyway, if you want to watch a movie,

  • I recommend Kiss The Ring.

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh, what's that about?

  • - (laughing) Oh my God.

  • - Have you ever heard of the Godfather?

  • - Have you ever heard of that?

  • - Yes, of course I've seen the Godfather.

  • - The Godfather is a shot for shot remake

  • of this very specific Italian movie, Kiss The Ring.

  • You are in the industry, right?

  • - Unbelievable.

  • - You didn't know that.

  • - She's not as cool as me.

  • - Let's be nice, I mean,

  • we don't want a Michael Jordan situation.

  • - Oh. (laughing)

  • - The basketball player?

  • - No. - [Woman] No.

  • - Michael B Jordan. - B Jordan.

  • - Oh, the actor.

  • - Right.

  • - No. - No.

  • - The artist.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - I don't know them. Are they well known?

  • - If you know anything about TV censorship.

  • - Do you even know anything about television censorship?

  • - This is so annoying, Raff.

  • You're just bringing up obscure people so

  • that I'll have to ask you who they are.

  • Does that make you feel important?

  • - How was I supposed to know that you weren't

  • familiar with Michael Ballaband Jordan?

  • - How were we supposed to know?

  • You can't put that on us.

  • - That's like saying you don't know uh--

  • Who's the guy that shot Biggie?

  • - Literally nobody knows.

  • That's the point.

  • - No, you would know.

  • I mean, like, really cool people know.

  • - I know the name.

  • - Like, uh, if you don't know him,

  • you're like a total lame oh.

  • - Martin-- It's on the tip of my tongue.

  • - Who killed Biggie Smalls is on the tip of your tongue?

  • - Tip of my tongue.

  • - Dennis.

  • - Dennis!

  • - Dennis?

  • The guy who washes cars in the garage downstairs?

  • He's like 90. Wow.

  • - So, I'm cooler than Ally?

  • - No, you're not. No.

  • - Okay, I just Googled Michael Ballaband Jordan.

  • This is a character you did for an SNL audition.

  • Hi, my name is Rafael Chastain. Hi Lauren.

  • This first character is called, Michael Ballaband Jordan.

  • (clearing throat)

  • Aye, I'm walking here.

  • What is this? Butter?

  • Thank you.

  • Hi, I'm Rafael from College Humor.

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  • And if you could just click here

  • it would really satisfy my OCD.

  • (sighing)

  • Thanks a lot.

  • That really hit the spot.

- Isn't it sick?

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