Casey Neistat 21 thousand dollar-- what?

Casey Neistat 21000美元 -- 什麼？

There's a shower here?

這裡有淋浴？

- Yeah, nah, I have seen this.

- 是啊，不，我已經看到了這一點。

It's unreal. It's the OG suite video.

這是虛幻的。這是OG遊戲平臺的視頻。

Why don't you just do that?

你為什麼不乾脆這樣做呢？

Why don't you do a planes one?

你為什麼不做一個飛機的？

Isn't that how Worth It works?

Worth It不是這樣的嗎？

You just see cool shit on the internet,

你只是在互聯網上看到了很酷的東西。

and you're like, "Buzzfeed, pay for me to do that."

你就像，"Buzzfeed， 支付我這樣做。"

- Maybe, is that how this works?

- 也許，是這樣的嗎？

- You tell me. Isn't this your show?

- 你告訴我，這不是你的節目嗎？這不是你的節目嗎？

Wait, are we on your show right now?

等等，我們現在在上你的節目嗎？

- Are we?

- 是嗎？

- You know what I hate about airplane bathrooms

- 你知道我最討厭飛機上的廁所是什麼嗎？

is the flush sound.

是齊聲。

(imitation toilet flushing)

(衝馬桶)

- Today, on Worth It Lifestyle,

- 今天，在Worth It Lifestyle上。

we're gonna try three different airlines

我們將嘗試三個不同的航空公司

at three drastically different price points

在三個不同的價位

to find out which one is the most worth it at its price.

來看看哪一款的價格是最值得的。

- Worth it!

- 值得！

I'm all about vacation, traveling,

我就是要度假，旅遊。

I love it more than anything.

我愛它勝過一切。

My least favorite part of it is the plane.

我最不喜歡的就是飛機。

- I do have a treat for you today.

- 我今天確實要請你吃飯。

Not gonna be flying on an overbooked airline.

不會坐超載的航空公司的飛機。

Isn't that crazy how that's a treat, though?

不過，這也是一種享受，是不是很瘋狂？

Airplane! Alex, look at the airplane.

飛機！亞歷克斯，你看那架飛機

It's gone now. It's too late. You missed it.

現在已經沒有了。太晚了你錯過了。

(jazzy music)

(爵士樂)

- My name is Jamie Perry,

- 我叫傑米-佩裡

I'm the Vice President of Marketing for JetBlue.

我是捷藍航空的營銷副總。

You're gonna be flying on Airbus A321 aircraft

你要坐空客A321飛機了

from LAX in Los Angeles to JFK in New York.

從洛杉磯的洛杉磯機場到紐約的肯尼迪機場。

JetBlue's been around for just over 17 years.

捷藍航空已經存在了17年多。

We were founded with the intention

我們成立的目的是

of bringing humanity back to travel.

的讓人類迴歸旅行。

Bit more space, free Tvs, free Wi-Fi now,

更多的空間，免費電視，免費Wi-Fi了。

snacks and beverages for customers, no overbooking,

為顧客提供小吃和飲料，不得超額預訂。

just being a bit more human in the way we treat people.

只是在待人接物的方式上更人性化一點。

- What happens if someone is caught joining

- 如果有人被抓到加入會怎樣

the Mile High Club on JetBlue Airlines?

捷藍航空的Mile High俱樂部？

- Well, that doesn't happen as often as you would think,

- 嗯，這並不像你想象的那樣經常發生。

but it's something we discourage.

但這是我們不鼓勵的。

Have a look in the lavatory, I'm sure you'll understand

去廁所看看吧，我相信你會明白的。

why it's not as easy as some people might think it is.

為什麼不像有些人想象的那麼容易。

When you design the interior of aircraft,

當你設計飛機內部的時候。

you notice that there is very little

你會發現，很少有

that you can actually change.

你可以實際改變的。

We have made a lot of little tweaks

我們做了很多小的調整。

to our aircraft over the years

幾年來，我們的飛機

that are designed to improve the customer experience.

旨在改善客戶體驗的。

It's a little thing here, a little thing there,

這是這裡的一件小事，那裡的一件小事。

but it all aggregates up.

但這一切都彙總起來。

- Can you tell me about JetBlue's pricing?

- 你能告訴我關於捷藍航空的價格嗎？

- We try to be the cheapest or close to being the cheapest.

- 我們努力做到最便宜或接近最便宜。

We certainly intend to offer you a far better experience

我們當然希望為您提供更好的體驗。

than anybody else does at a better price.

比別人的價格更優惠。

- You know what I actually want on an airline?

- 你知道我在航空公司裡想要什麼嗎？

And this sounds kinda crazy, is a straight-jacket.

而且這聽起來還挺瘋狂的，是一個直接的套路。

- You just wanna be like a baby swaddled up.

- 你只是想成為一個襁褓中的嬰兒。

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- You need a nice little pacifier.

- 你需要一個漂亮的小奶嘴。

Have someone tuck you in.

讓人給你掖掖被子。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

So these look brand new. It's like premium leather.

所以，這些看起來全新的。這就像高級皮革。

They even have like the leather padded belt.

他們甚至有喜歡的皮革墊帶。

- [Steven] They have the folding up headrest.

- 他們有可摺疊的頭枕。

(moaning)

（呻吟）

- I think I'm gonna join the Mile High Club

- 我想我要加入 "一英里高俱樂部

with this seat right here. - [Steven] No.

與這個座位就在這裡。- [史蒂文]不。

Your first thoughts. Go.

你的第一個想法。去吧

- It seems like I've never been on an airplane before,

- 我好像從來沒有坐過飛機。

but I just can't believe that I can actually do this.

但我就是不相信我真的能做到這一點。

- It's the things you take for granted, you know.

- 這是你認為理所當然的事情，你知道的。

Also, Alex is freaking out over this guy right here.

另外，亞歷克斯是嚇壞了這個傢伙就在這裡。

Cup-holders.

杯架。

- It's the little things that make all the difference.

- 小事一樁，大有不同。

- [Steven] This is truly the most leg I've ever had.

- 這真是我有過的最多的腿。

- [Ben] We're in coach.

- [本]我們在教練室。

- Buckle up, soldier. It's gonna be quite a ride.

- 繫好安全帶，阿兵哥。這將是一個相當的旅程。

(seatbelt clicking)

（安全帶點擊）

Wait, this isn't-- this is two of the same one.

等等，這不是... ... 這是兩個相同的人。

(drums rolling)

（鼓聲滾滾）

Do they have my game on?

他們有我的遊戲嗎？

- [Ben] Yes, they do.

- [本]是的，是的。

- [Steven] What? Usually I hate getting on planes

- [史蒂文]什麼？通常我討厭上飛機

'cause you get disconnected from the world,

因為你與世界脫節了。

but we stayed plugged in.

但我們一直插在。

Can I get cookies and Cheez-Its?

我可以得到餅乾和芝士糖嗎？

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

- [Flight Attendant] You're welcome.

- [空姐]不客氣。

- I'll just get Cheez-Its, please.

- 我就買芝士糖，請。

I asked for one, he gave me two.

我要了一個，他給了我兩個。

That's a good guy right there.

這是一個好人，就在那裡。

- Doesn't get better. - Cheers.

- 沒有更好的。- 乾杯。

(drum rolls)

（鼓聲）

- [Ben] Welcome to Ben's Bathroom Breakdown here at JetBlue.

- [Ben]歡迎來到Ben在捷藍航空的浴室分解。

Pretty close quarters, very clean.

很近的距離，很乾淨。

(toilet flushing)

（衝廁）

Clean, small, functional.

乾淨、小巧、實用。

One thumb up.

一個大拇指。

Let's get the meals going here.

讓我們把飯菜送到這裡。

- I got the Soba with the Korean-style chicken.

- 我買了蕎麥麵和韓式雞肉。

- I got the grilled chicken with brie cheese sandwich.

- 我買了烤雞和布里奶酪三明治。

The chicken is delicious, brie is delicious.

雞肉很好吃，布里很好吃。

The bread could be a little bit fresher.

麵包可以再新鮮一點。

- This one was really good.

- 這個真的很好。

People are sleeping so I'm gonna whisper Flight Fact.

大家都在睡覺，所以我要小聲說說飛行事實。

- I say you just let it out there.

- 我說你就把它放出來吧。

- Did you know that when you're flying,

- 你知道嗎，當你在飛行時。

you actually taste things differently

隔行如隔山

than when you're on land.

比你在陸地上的時候。

Your senses are dulled when you're in the air.

當你在空氣中時，你的感覺是遲鈍的。

- So you're saying if I ate my sandwich on land,

- 所以你是說如果我在陸地上吃了三明治，

it wouldn't tasted impossibly better.

它不會品嚐不可能更好。

Maybe that's why all flight food gets a bad rap.

也許這就是為什麼所有的飛行食品都會被人詬病的原因。

- So we've been flying for four hours now.

- 所以我們已經飛了四個小時了。

As comfortable as these seats are,

和這些座椅一樣舒適。

sitting in one place for this long makes me restless.

坐在一個地方這麼久，讓我坐立不安。

- I'm just ready to get out of this seat.

- 我只是準備離開這個座位。

- [Flight Attendant] And those are the cabin's

- [空服員]這些是機艙裡的東西。

fasten seatbelt sign.

繫好安全帶的標誌。

- Do not like bumping.

- 不喜歡磕磕碰碰。

(beeping)

（嗶嗶聲）

- I don't mind it. What's the worst that could happen?

- 我不介意最壞的情況是什麼？

- [Ben] I'm ready to check this one off.

- [本]我已經準備好檢查這個了。

I'm in a cab on my way to surprise my family

我在去給家人一個驚喜的路上坐計程車

who has no idea that I'm in New York right now.

誰也不知道我現在在紐約。

Hi!

嗨！

(child laughing)

（孩子笑）

- Apple.

- 蘋。

Apple.

蘋。

- I stole some snacks from JetBlue. Hey yo!

- 我從捷藍航空偷了一些零食。嘿，喲！

Wait, how's your baby?

等等，你的孩子怎麼樣了？

- I don't have a baby. - Are you sure?

- 我沒有孩子- 你確定嗎？

- I have two baby sisters,

- 我有兩個小妹妹。

and they really made the trip worthwhile.

他們真的讓這次旅行物有所值。

- You mean worth it?

- 你是說值得嗎？

- Damn it.

- 該死的。

- Alright, so we're on our way to Surf Air

- 好了，我們現在在去Surf Air的路上了

which is our second airline.

這是我們的第二家航空公司。

We're going to the nice area, Santa Barbara.

我們要去漂亮的地方，聖巴巴拉。

- Just try not to die.

- 儘量不要死。

- Hey, hey, hey, stop saying that.

- 嘿，嘿，嘿，別再說了。

Alex, can you knock on Ben?

亞歷克斯，你能敲敲本嗎？

- Hi, I'm Sudhin Shahani, the Chairman and CEO of Surf Air.

- 你好，我是Surf Air的董事長兼CEO Sudhin Shahani。

We're at the Hawthorne Hanger,

我們在Hawthorne Hanger。

and you guys are gonna be flying to Santa Barbara today.

你們今天要飛到聖巴巴拉去了

- Oh yeah. And what is Surf Air?

- 哦，對了，那什麼是Surf Air？什麼是Surf Air？

- Surf Air is a membership based airline.

- Surf Air是一家會員制航空公司。

What that means is members pay flat monthly fee

意思是會員每月支付統一的費用

that pay 1,950 a month,

每月支付1 950美元的。

and they get to fly unlimited on our network of flights

他們可以在我們的班機網絡上無限飛行。

that go between LA, San Francisco, Tahoe, Napa,

去洛杉磯，舊金山，塔霍，納帕之間。

various other California destinations.

加利福尼亞州的其他各種目的地。

- What is like the benefit of flying Surf Air?

- 乘坐衝浪航空的好處是什麼樣子的？

- Primarily time.

- 主要是時間。

It's really easy, you pull out your phone,

真的很簡單，你拿出手機。

you book in less than 30 seconds,

你在30秒內預訂。

You come up to 15 minutes before departure.

你在出發前15分鐘來。

Our valet will take your car, you walk into the terminal,

我們的代客泊車員會把你的車開走，你走進航站樓。

one of our club hosts will come and greet you.

我們俱樂部的主人會來迎接你。

You'll board the plane--

你要上飛機...

- Wait, no security?

- 等等，沒有保全？

- Everyone's been background checked, and pre-checked before

- 每個人都經過了背景調查，並預先檢查前

and you're a registered member.

而且你是註冊會員。

Very comfortable business class seat.

非常舒適的商務艙座位。

You're in the air two to three minutes

你在空中兩三分鐘就到了

after the door closes.

門關閉後。

- [Steven] Boom boom boom.

- 喬木樹。

- Whole new way of flying.

- 全新的飛行方式。

- Can I bring liquids on the plane?

- 我可以帶液體上飛機嗎？

- You can bring liquids on the plane, yes.

- 你可以帶液體上飛機，是的。

- So I don't have to dump out my water bottle

- 這樣我就不用把水壺倒掉了。

before walking in?

在走進去之前？

- You don't have to dump out your water bottle before.

- 你不必在之前倒掉你的水瓶。

- That's huge. So when we get to Santa Barbara,

- 這是巨大的。所以當我們到了聖巴巴拉，

what should we expect?

我們應該期待什麼？

- [Sudhin] Our concierge will greet you,

- [蘇丁]我們的門房會向您問好。

give you the keys to the Surf Air Loan-A-Car

把Surf Air Loan-A-Car的鑰匙給你。

which is a Tesla that you could use for the day.

這是你可以用一天的特斯拉。

- Yes. - Nice. I like that.

- 是的 很好很好。 我喜歡這樣。

- Can I drive? Or should we have Alex drive?

- 我可以開車嗎？還是讓亞歷克斯來開？

- Alex, you wanna drive?

- 亞歷克斯，你想開車嗎？

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Steven] Let's go fly.

- 我們去飛吧

Whoo!

嗚！

(luxurious music)

靡靡之音

- Let's check out these seats.

- 我們來看看這些座位。

- Here we go!

- 我們走吧！

- Why would you-- - I don't like this.

- 我不喜歡這樣。

I'm going back.

我要回去了

- If it's just us in here, this is pretty legit.

- 如果只有我們在這裡，這是很合法的。

Check this out.

看看這個。

- Oh, help me out here.

- 哦，幫我在這裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

- If one was to join the Mile High Club in here,

- 如果要在這裡加入彌勒俱樂部。

there is more than enough room to do it.

有足夠的空間去做。

- Welcome aboard. My name's Austin.

- 歡迎加入我們我叫奧斯汀

Josh and I will be taking you

喬希和我將帶你

from LA to Santa Barbara today.

今天從洛杉磯到聖巴巴拉

If you have any questions, just come let Josh or I know.

如果你有任何問題，就來讓喬希或我知道。

- I think I'm mostly happy about the fact

- 我想我主要是高興的事實是

that I don't have to feel your shoulder rub up against me

我不需要感覺到你的肩膀在我身上蹭來蹭去

this type of flight like we did last time.

這種類型的飛行，就像我們上次做。

- Here we go, buckle up.

- 我們走吧，繫好安全帶。

I thought there was gonna be a lot more turbulence,

我以為會有更多的動盪。

knock on wood, but so far, so good.

敲木頭，但到目前為止，還不錯。

Much better recline factor than I'm used to.

比我習慣的斜度係數好很多。

This is a very comfortable seat, not gonna lie.

這是一個非常舒適的座椅，不會說謊。

- Let me grab that for a second.

- 讓我抓一下。

I wanna show you the leg room

我想讓你看看我的腿部空間

that Alex and Ben share right now.

亞歷克斯和本現在分享。

Way lot of space.

辦法很多的空間。

- And, we can have a casual meeting at the same time.

- 而且，我們可以在同一時間開個休閒會。

Alright, everything checks out.

好了，一切都檢查出來了。

The company's yours.

公司是你的

- I have this headset, I can use it

- 我有這個耳機，我可以用它了

to communicate with the pilot.

來與飛行員溝通。

Here we go, let us hear.

來了，讓我們聽聽。

- What's up, guys?

- 怎麼了，夥計們？

What? Hold up, they're telling me

什麼？

that I gotta go fly the plane.

我得去駕駛飛機。

- Are you serious? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- 你是認真的嗎？ - 是啊，是啊，是啊。- 是啊，是啊，是啊。

- Do not let him fly the plane.

- 不要讓他開飛機。

Many flights, especially the longer ones,

許多班機，尤其是較長的班機。

have a special compartment, known as a 'corpse cabin,'

有一個特殊的車廂，被稱為'屍體艙'。

which is built to contain people

它是為容納人而建的

if they die while on board.

如果他們在船上死亡。

- Promise me one thing, if I die in this flight,

- 答應我一件事，如果我死在這次飛行中。

you won't abandon my body in the corpse cabin.

你不會把我的屍體丟在屍艙裡吧？

- I'll like probably just throw you out the window.

- 我可能會把你扔出窗外。

(drums rolling)

（鼓聲滾滾）

It's time for another segment of Ben's Bathroom Breakdown.

又到了本期《衛浴分解》的環節。

Alright, so we're in here. It's like--

好吧，所以我們在這裡。這就像...

Oh my God, there's a hand.

哦，我的上帝，有一隻手。

It's like a little makeshift bathroom that folds out.

就像一個可以摺疊的臨時小浴室。

It's a nice toilet, but I'm definitely not using it.

這是個不錯的廁所，但我絕對不會用它。

For a plane this small, this works.

對於這麼小的飛機來說，這很有效。

Alright, I take that back.

好吧，我收回這句話。

If Steven Lim can put his hand in

如果林俊杰能把手伸進

while I'm using the bathroom,

當我在上廁所的時候

it's gotta get a thumbs down for me.

這得讓我豎起大拇指。

(whimsical music)

(異想天開的音樂)

- We just landed in Santa Barbara.

- 我們剛剛在聖巴巴拉降落。

And we got a hold of their Tesla.

我們還拿到了他們的特斯拉。