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>> James: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL LADY'S MAN IN COLLEGE.
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>> NOT TRYING TO BRAG.
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IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, NOT TRYING TO BRAG.
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>> James: WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET?
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>> I WAS A POET.
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I WAS THE GUY WHO -- I WAS ALWAYS -- THE ONLY BROTHER WHO
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WROTE HAIKUS.
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YEAH.
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I WOULD TAKE LIONEL RICHIE SONGS AND EARTH, WIND AND FIRE
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SONGS -- >> James: WAIT, YOU STARTED TO
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SAY YOU WERE A POET.
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YOU'RE NOT A POET IF YOU TAKE PEOPLE'S SONGS.
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THAT'S PLAGIARISM.
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>> NO, PLAGIARISM IS IF I PUBLISHED THEM AND TRIED TO GET
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PAID FOR THEM.
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USED IN LYRICS YOU'RE JUST A POET.
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>> James: AND YOU WOULD WRITE LIKE I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY --
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>> IF I HURT YOU PRETTY BABY I PROMISE IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE DOT, DOT, DOT, YOUR LOVE.
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>> James: WOULD THAT WORK ON YOU?
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>> NO.
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>> YES, IT WOULD.
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>> NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SUAVE.
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>> TOO SUAVE?
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HOW CAN YOU BE TOO SUAVE?
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>> James: ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
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>> I MET SOMEONE I'M IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH.
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>> WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
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>> ALIZA.
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WE'RE PRACTICALLY DATING.
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ANTHONY THINKS SHE WAS -- >> SHE WAS TRYING TO GET WITH ME
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WHEN I FIRST MET HER.
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>> James: ANTHONY THINKS -- >> WAIT, HOLD UP.
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WAIT, I KNOW IT'S HARD.
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SO ALIZA IS VERY INTERESTED AND ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT
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EVERYONE.
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SO ANTHONY GOT CONFUSED AND HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, HEY, LET ME
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GET YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS AND SEND YOU A
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[BLEEP] PUZZLE.
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>> NO! A HOUSE WARMING GIFT.
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THERE'S A WHOLE CONVERSATION BEHIND IT, ALL RIGHT.
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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- FIRST OF ALL ALIZA BROUGHT UP HOW GUYS
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SHOULD NEVER SEND [BLEEP] PICS BECAUSE GIRLS LAUGH AT THEM AND
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I SAID THAT'S FUNNY I DO PUZZLES AND THE SAID I'VE NEVER DONE A
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PUZZLE AND I SAID I'LL SEND YOU A HOUSE WARMING GIFT OF AN
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INTERNET PIC.
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THAT'S FAIR.
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>> ALIZA WAS REALLY INTO THAT.
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>> AND SHE SAID, OH, MY GOD, YAY.
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THAT'S A GREAT HOUSE WARMING GIFT, RIGHT?
