I spilled table all over my liquids!

我把桌子灑到飲料上了！

Well, that's perfectly normal.

而這種情況非常常見

But now I'm gonna be telling you about this great new product.

但現在，我要推薦一個好東西給你

It's called the Teehee! Band.

叫 Teehee 手環

Not the Teehee Band,

不是 Teehee 手環

the Teehee! Band. Say it like that.

而是 Teehee！手環。要這樣唸才對

Similar products like those magnetic bands

其他類似的產品像是磁力手環

claim that they help you to fake-balance desks.

都聲稱可以幫助你提升平衡感

But thanks to the Teehee! Band,

但多虧了 Teehee！手環

not only does it help you to fake-balance,

它不只能幫助你平衡

but it give you another fist. (pow!)

還可以助你一臂之力 (拳擊聲)

Anyway, the Teehee! Band

這條 Teehee！手環

does many other things as well,

也可以用在很多情況中

like help you to read, run, laugh, cry, tickle, giggle,

它可以幫助你閱讀、跑步、笑、哭、搔癢、傻笑

pickle, fly, look your enemies in the eye,

醃漬食物、飛、直視你敵人的眼睛

and figure out the end of pi.

還可以解出圓周率最後一位數

There's never not nothing that the Teehee! Band

沒有 Teehee！手環

can't not do.

辦不到的事

For the simple price of tree.99,

一條手環只要樹 (三) 塊 99 分錢

all your wildest dreams could possibly

你腦中最狂的夢想都可能

might not come true!

不會實現！

You want a dog?

你想要一隻狗？

Teehee! It's there.

Teehee！願望成真

You want a cat?

你想要一隻貓？

Teehee! It's there.

Teehee！願望成真

You want another band?

想要再擁有一條手環？

Teehee! Well, that's another 3.99.

Teehee！噢，那你要花 3 塊 99 分錢再買一條

All you have to do is call this number...

只要撥打以下號碼...

-HigaTV.com

－HigaTV.com

-So what are you waiting for? Or--

－你還在等甚麼？或是－－

-This video! Shut up already!

－這甚麼影片啊！快閉嘴！

-Order... order... order... order now.

－立即訂購... 訂購... 訂購

Woohoo! Teehee!

Woohoo! Teehee!

(laughs)

(笑聲)