What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman.

大家好，這是 你的女孩超級女聲。

And this is why I'm gonna be single forever.

這就是為什麼我 會是單身的永遠。

Listen, I'm not one of those delusional people

聽著，我不是一個 痴人說夢

that's all like, oh I'm single because the world is unfair

這一切都像，哦，我是單身的 世風日下

and guys are jerks, what no, no.

和男人是混蛋，什麼不，不。

Okay, I am single because I'm a hot effing mess,

好吧，我單身是因為 我是一個熱的該死的混亂。

and I expect people to read my mind.

我希望人們能讀懂我的想法。

For example, I know what I want in a relationship.

例如，我知道什麼是 我想在關係。

But then sometimes I also randomly

但有時我也會隨機

want the opposite of that, do you know what I mean,

想反其道而行之。 你知道我的意思。

and I just need someone to figure out the algorithm.

我只是需要有人來 弄清算法。

For example, if I'm venting, I know what I need in return.

比如說，如果我在發洩。 我知道我需要什麼回報。

Jessica is so annoying.

傑西卡是如此的煩人。

And she thinks that I'm stubborn, me.

而她認為我很固執，我。

That's insane, she's an insane person,

太瘋狂了，她是個瘋子。

I'm the most like unstubborn person ever.

我是最像不固執的人。

- Unstubborn?

- 不固執？

I think you mean not stubborn or something,

我想你的意思是不 頑固什麼的。

I dunno, it just doesn't sound right.

我不知道，這聽起來就不對。

- No, unstubborn.

- 不，不固執。

It's a word, I just used it in a sentence.

這是一個詞，我只是在句子裡用了它。

- I don't think that makes it a real word.

- 我不認為這使它成為一個真正的詞。

- Oh my God, unstubborn, it's a word, it is.

- 哦，我的上帝，不固執。 這是一個詞，它是。

- Look, maybe Jessica has a point, though.

- 你看，也許傑西卡有一個點，雖然。

- You are literally never on my side,

- 你根本就沒站在我這邊。

I can never rely on you, argh!

我永遠也靠不住你，唉!

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- But then, this is also me.

- 但是，這也是我。

Jessica is insane.

傑西卡是瘋了。

I agree, she's completely wrong,

我同意，她完全錯了。

and she's acting like an idiot.

而她的行為就像一個白痴。

- Okay well she's not an idiot.

- 好吧，她不是一個白痴。

- Yeah but she's wrong.

- 是的，但她錯了。

I'm on your side.

我是站在你這邊的

- Okay you're not just supposed to agree with me.

- 好吧，你不只是 應該同意我的觀點。

You're supposed to show me a different point of view

你應該讓我看看 異見

so I can grow as a person.

這樣我才能成長為一個人。

Ugh, whatever.

呃，不管怎樣。

All I'm asking is for you to agree with me

我只是要求你同意我的觀點而已。

and challenge me at the same time.

並同時挑戰我。

Is that so much to ask?

這要求很過分嗎？

Here's another example, right, when I'm in the mood, tss.

這裡還有一個例子，對吧。 當我心情好的時候，TSS。

This is all I want.

這就是我想要的一切。

Okay honestly why can't you ever just make the first move.

好吧，說實話，你為什麼不能 永遠只是讓第一招。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Yeah, I'm sitting here, I'm clearly in the mood,

- 是的，我坐在這裡。 我顯然是有心情的。

like, pull my hair or something.

像，拉我的頭髮什麼的。

- You want my first move to be pulling your hair?

- 你要我先走一步 扯你的頭髮？

- Okay, not like ripping it out,

- 好吧，不喜歡撕掉它。

don't turn me into Mr Clean, but give it a tug or something.

不要把我變成乾淨先生。 但給它一個拉扯什麼的。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Never mind.

- 不要緊。

But then on a different day, this is also me.

但在另一個方面 日，這也是我。

(jazzy music)

(爵士樂)

- Hey.

- 嘿，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

You look so sexy right now.

你現在看起來好性感

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

Because I'm clearly watching a movie right now,

因為我很清楚 現在看電影。

and now I just missed what that guy said

現在我剛剛錯過了那個人說的話

and we have to rewind it.

我們必須倒帶。

C'mon.

來吧。

- Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry.

- 是的，我很抱歉，抱歉。

- Is sex all you think about?

- 你滿腦子都是性嗎？

It's also really important to me to date someone

這也是非常重要的 對我來說，約會的人

who's confident enough to be himself,

誰有足夠的信心做自己。

and make his own decisions.

並做出自己的決定。

I don't want to feel like a babysitter.

我不想覺得自己像個保姆。

- How do I look?

- 我看起來怎麼樣？

I want your parents to be impressed, you know?

我想讓你父母 印象深刻，你知道嗎？

And what should we talk about?

那我們應該談些什麼呢？

- Babe, just be yourself, okay,

- 寶貝，做自己就好了，好嗎。

I need you to be confident.

我需要你有信心。

Like I'm not your mother, I cannot hold your hand

就像我不是你的母親。 我不能牽你的手

and walk you through everything,

並陪你走完一切。

you need to do this on your own.

你需要自己做這個。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- But then, this is also me.

- 但是，這也是我。

- Alright, ready to go.

- 好了，準備好了

- Wait, are you really gonna wear that shirt?

- 等等，你真的是 會穿那件襯衫？

- Yeah, what's wrong with it?

- 是啊，這有什麼不好？

- I feel like it just screams, I don't care.

- 我覺得它只是 尖叫聲，我不在乎。

- I do care, and I'll prove it with insightful conversation.

- 我很在意，我會證明給你看的 與深刻的對話。

- Okay on that note, we need to go over some talking points.

- 好吧，在這一點上，我們需要 來介紹一些談話要點。

Okay, number one, don't tell any jokes, you're not funny.

好吧，第一，不要告訴 任何笑話，你不好笑。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- And when it comes to commitment,

- 而當談到承諾時。

I obviously want someone who's serious

我顯然想要一個認真的人

and not gonna eff around.

而不是要去 eff 左右。

Question.

問題：

Where do you see this relationship going?

你覺得這種關係會如何發展？

- Oh, we've only been dating each other

- 哦，我們只是在約會而已

for like, what, two months?

像，什麼，兩個月？

We're still getting to know each other, right?

我們還在努力 互相認識，對吧？

- Wow.

- 哇哦

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

- I mean-

- 我的意思是...

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

But then like a random Tuesday after half a cosmo,

但後來像隨機 週二過了半天cosmo。

this is also me.

這也是我。

- Hey, so, we've been dating for two years now.

- 嘿，所以，我們已經 約會兩年了。

I was thinking maybe we could talk about

我在想也許我們可以談談

what our future looks like together.

我們共同的未來是什麼樣子的。

- Woah, future?

- 哇，未來？

Woah, that's moving a little too fast for me.

哇，那是移動一個 對我來說有點太快了

- Okay, um.

- 好吧，嗯。

- Could you pass me some water?

- 你能給我遞點水嗎？

- Um, yeah, sure.

- 嗯，是的，當然。

- Thank you so much.

- 非常感謝你。

Actually could you leave?

其實你可以離開嗎？

- Just.

- 只是。

- Yeah, could you just leave?

- 是啊，你能離開嗎？

I'm super stressed right now, you, really stressed,

我現在壓力很大 現在，你，真的強調。

thank you so much, thanks.

謝謝你這麼多，謝謝。

Can you lock the door?

你會鎖門嗎？

And literally the worst thing in the world

而且是世界上最糟糕的事情

is when a guy gets jealous, mm-mm,

是當一個人得到嫉妒，毫米毫米。

that ish is so unattractive.

那是如此的不吸引人。

- Hey, uh, did you comment on Joey's picture

- 嘿，呃，你有沒有 點評Joey的照片

and call him sexy?

還說他性感？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Oh it was such a good picture.

哦，這真是一幅好畫。

- See you can't comment things like that

- 你看你不能評論這樣的事情

on other guys' photos when you're together with me.

在別人的照片上 你和我在一起。

Plus, I'm way sexier, right?

而且，我更性感，對吧？

- What, now I can't talk to other guys?

- 什麼，現在我不能和別的男人說話了？

Let me live, Anthony, I'm suffocating.

讓我活下去，安東尼，我快窒息了。

But then, when I'm feeling petty as eff,

但是，當我覺得小氣得要死的時候

this is also me.

這也是我。

I had such a good time at that party.

我在那個派對上玩得很開心。

Joey is great, we had such a long conversation together.

喬伊是偉大的，我們有這樣一個 一起長談。

- He's such a great a great guy, I agree.

- 他是個很棒的人，我同意。

- Really nice.

- 真的很不錯。

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

- Would it kill you to care so much about me

- 你會死嗎？ 關心我

where you would get jealous sometimes?

你有時會在哪裡吃醋？

Just sometimes.

只是有時。

- You want me to get jealous?

- 你想讓我吃醋嗎？

- Yeah, sometimes it's nice.

- 是的，有時它是好的。

Nick Jonas gets jealous and he's a superstar,

尼克-喬納斯吃醋了 他是一個超級明星。

so I really don't think you're above it.

所以我真的不認為你在上面。

- Okay but I don't feel threatened, so.

- 好吧，但我不覺得威脅，所以。

- Are you saying I'm not desirable?

- 你是說我不受歡迎？

- What are you,

- 你是什麼人？

what are you doing in there?

你在那裡做什麼？

- So yeah, I'm totally aware of the contradictions

- 所以，是的，我完全 明知故犯

I expect in a relationship.

我希望在一段關係中。

But, when it comes to you,

但是，當涉及到你。

I know exactly what I want from our relationship,

我知道我想要什麼 從我們的關係。

and that is if you liked this video

這是如果你喜歡這個視頻

or any of my other videos, subscribe.

或我的任何其他視頻，訂閱。

Because that ish matters, so go ahead and click that button.

因為那是重要的，所以 來吧，點擊那個按鈕。

And, don't forget to hit the bell

還有，不要忘了打鈴聲

so you can be notified every time I upload a new video.

所以您可以在每次 我上傳新視頻的時候。

Let me know when you're done.

做完後告訴我一聲

- I did it babe!

- 我做到了，寶貝！

I clicked the bell.

我按了一下鈴。

- Okay, why do you always have to rub it in my face

- 好吧，為什麼你總是 抹黑

when you do things like you want some sort of credit?

當你做的事情像你 想要某種信用？

Why can't you just silently support me?

你為什麼不能默默地支持我呢？

- You know what, you're crazy.

- 你知道嗎，你瘋了。

- Do not talk to me like that, that is very unattractive.

- 別這樣跟我說話 那是非常不吸引人的。

- You're a lunatic.

- 你是個瘋子

I'm done.

我不幹了

- I am so turned on right now.

- 我現在很興奮。

Yo, did you like that video?

喲，你喜歡那個視頻嗎？

Ladies, if you can relate,

女士們，如果你們能體會到。

give this video a thumbs up though

給這個視頻一個大拇指雖然

so I know I'm not alone.

所以我知道我並不孤單。

Last video over there, bloopers for this video over there,

最後一個視頻在那邊，花絮 對於這個視頻在那邊。

show Anthony's channel some love,

給安東尼的頻道一些愛。

the link is in the description,

鏈接在描述中。

and make sure you subscribe to me.

並確保你訂閱我。

Because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

因為我做了新的視頻 每週一和週四。

One love superwoman!

一愛一超女!

That is a wrap and zoop.

這是一個包裹和Zoop。