What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman.

大家好嗎？我是Superwoman

Any of you ever had a conversation with your friend

你們曾經和朋友有過

that sounded like this?

像這樣的對話嗎？

I can't believe it's already my two year anniversary.

我不敢相信已經兩週年了

Honestly, Marcus is the best.

說真的，Marcus 真的是最棒的

Didn't he cheat on you?

他不是劈腿過嗎？

Oh my God, let it go, okay?

喔拜託！趕快忘了這件事好嗎？

Everyone deserves a second chance.

每個人都值得第二次機會

Didn't he cheat on you twice?

但他不是劈過兩次腿嗎？

People make mistakes.

吼！人都會犯錯好嗎？

It's fine.

沒關係啦！

Wait, isn't that Marcus over there?

等下！那不是 Marcus 嗎？

Hey, how have you been?

嘿，最近還好嗎？

Oh my God!

你真的很煩！

Stop judging him, okay?

不要再批評他了可以嗎？

Hi baby.

嗨，寶貝

See you later.

待會見囉！

Like how you have perfect vision but you still so blind?

你怎麼能視力這麼好卻如此盲目？

See, in a situation like this you gotta learn that you may

在這種情況下，你可能出自於

love your friend, okay.

愛自己的朋友

You may want to protect your friend.

會想要保護他

You may want to knock some sense into your friend.

更想要把朋友搖醒

But sometimes the only way someone can learn

但有時候最能讓一個人看清的方法

is the hard way.

只有最痛苦的方法

So you just out here listening to your friend

所以呢，你只要當朋友的傾聽者

be the most whack.

陪在她身邊就好

Oh, he just posted this from work.

他剛剛 po 了這張工作的照片

He's so photogenic.

他真的很上相！

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

So the other day, he came home smelling like perfume

前幾天，他回家時有香水味

and I was like, aw, that's so considerate.

我真的覺得，他實在太貼心了

I love perfume.

我超愛香水啊！

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

(giggling)

(傻笑)

Oh, sorry, it's work.

抱歉，是工作上的事

Always making money moves.

他一直在辛苦地賺錢

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

He called me Kim last night in bed.

他昨晚在床上叫我 Kim

Isn't that so sweet?

是不是很貼心？

He thinks I'm pretty enough to be a Kardashian.

他竟然覺得我跟卡戴珊家族的人一樣美

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

Happy Valentines day baby.

情人節快樂我的寶貝

- I got you a gift. - Thank you.

- 這是你的禮物 - 謝謝

You spelled my name wrong, silly.

小笨蛋，你把我的名字寫錯了啦！

You know it's Lilly with two Ls.

你知道我的名字中間有兩個 L

Close though.

不過很接近了啦

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

I love you babe.

我愛你寶貝

[Marcus] Bye.

Marcus：掰掰

Say you love me too.

說你也愛我

[Marcus] Speak soon.

Marcus：我會再打給你哦！

He always playing hard to get.

他老是這樣，欲擒故縱

Keeping me on my toes.

讓我隨時保持警覺，準備採取行動要抓住他的心

That's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

(deep sigh)

(嘆大氣)

Lilly, let me go get you another drink.

Lilly，我再去幫你倒一杯

- Okay.

好

He's so considerate.

他真的太貼心了

- That's really nice.

真的很貼心

- I like can't explain it.

我不會講誒

We're just so on the same page, you know?

我們真的太合得來了

- That's lovely.

這樣很好啊

- And I know people think I'm crazy but they just don't know

我知道其他人都覺得我瘋了，可是他們

him like I know him.

不像我一樣了解他

- Um.

嗯

(sighs)

(嘆氣)

- Yup, that's my man.

真是我的棒寶寶！

(deep breath)

(嘆大氣)

You'll get it one day.

你總有一天會了解的

Like, girlllllllllllllllllllll.

我的天！啊！

Yo, it's sad but it's funny but also kind of true.

這真的又可悲又好笑，但卻很真實

Be there for your friends.

請陪在你朋友身邊

Sometimes they're stupid.

有時候他們真的很笨

Love is blind.

愛情是盲目的

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如果你喜歡這部影片請按個讚

Last video over there, second blog channel right over there.

上一部影片連結在這，另一個部落格頻道在這

Make sure you subscribe because I make new videos

別忘了訂閱！

every Monday and Thursday.

每週一和週四我都會發佈新影片

One love Superwoman.

大家都愛 Superwoman

That is a wrap and zoop, that's my man.

最後！你們真是我的棒寶寶！