You think I've kept count?

你以為我會算嗎 ?

Absolutely.

當然

1,693

是 1,693 隻

Giraffes.

長頸鹿

You all right?

那你呢 ?

Not yet.

沒你厲害

Do you need a pen?

妳要筆嗎 ?

Why would I need a pen?

我為何需要筆呢 ?

I'm not sure.

我不知道

I think she's brilliant.

我想她唱得很棒

Harry and Meghan.

Harry 和 Meghan

Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?

哪位是你們最喜歡的哈利波特主角？

Hagrid.

是海格

Hagrid.

我也是

Not correct.

不正確

My friends, dog food doesn't feel so gross to the starving man.

朋友們，狗食對飢不擇食的人來說，是不錯吃的

If you want a hotdog, then you've gotta cook a hotdog - what?

你想要吃熱狗就煮啊，不對嗎 ?

Put it on the stove!

用火爐煮 !

But you won't get enough.

但是永遠不嫌多

You won't get enough.

永遠不嫌多

Does it help you to eat this wiener thing?

吃這維也納玩意有好處嗎 ?

I don't think that it does.

我不苟同

You know, I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend.

我這禮拜不小心滑倒摔進棺材裡

No I didn't, it was just a dream!

咦，不是，是一場夢！

It was just a dream.

只是一場夢

There wasn't a coffin.

根本沒有棺材

I said hooray!

我歡呼萬歲 !

And do you know what I felt like?

你們覺得我感覺怎樣 ?

Like the best squirrel in the hole.

像是洞穴裡最優的松鼠

Now let us all try to be the best squirrel in the hole.

現在，讓我們成為洞穴裡最優的松鼠吧

I don't like the air in here.

我不喜歡這裡的空氣

Can you smell it?

妳聞到了嗎 ?

Yeah, it's definitely strange.

我聞到了，真的怪怪的

I just got a big whiff.

我剛還吸了一大口氣

It's pretty bad.

真糟

You know, I have a surprise for you.

我有個大驚喜要給妳

Okay.

真的嗎

It's a golden unicycle.

是臺金色的單輪車

I don't want that.

我不要

That present is a fail.

禮物都不禮物了

You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT.

你得學學白帥帥的精隨

Ohhhhhh, it's so sad.

喔，真是藍瘦香菇

I smell a bikini!

我嗅到了比基尼

You shan't buy a bikini.

比基尼你不要不要

He shan't buy a bikini.

比基尼他不要不要

They can't buy a bikini -- SO SAD!

比基尼，他們不要不要，藍瘦香菇

And this is how I dance!

我是這麼舞蹈的

You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT.

你得學學白帥帥的精隨

I need silence.

最高品質，靜悄悄

You've got to learn to GLIDE LIKE THIS!

你得學學這樣咕溜咕溜

Is it so sad?

藍瘦香菇嗎 ?

NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO!

不，哈ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ，不

I hope you understand we're puppets.

希望你能理解我們只是魁儡

Hmm?

咦 ?

I said I hope you understand that we're puppets.

我說，希望你能理解我們只是魁儡

You said we had free will.

但你說過我們有自由意志

No, I didn't.

我才沒說過

That's what you told me.

你明明有

KING OF THE WORLD.

世界之王

RULING NOTHING AT ALL.

粉飾太平

KING OF THE WORLD.

世界之王

RULING NOTHING AT ALL.

粉飾太平