I really don't... I don't understand it.

我真的不... 我真的搞不懂

I never even watch my own wedding video, I ...

我甚至沒看過自己結婚的錄影帶， 我...

This wedding happens at 4:00 a.m. in L.A.

這場婚禮舉辦在洛杉磯 4 點的時候

and not only are people here watching it,

人們不只是看著這場婚禮

they're holding royal wedding sleepover parties.

他們還舉辦皇室婚禮過夜派對

Groups of adults will be sleeping over each other's houses

一群群的大人會互相睡在對方的家

to watch two people they've never met get married

為了看兩個他們沒見過面的人結婚

6,000 miles away from here.

而且距離這裡有 6,000 哩遠

You think people in England had sleepover parties

你們認為英國人會舉辦過夜派對

when our royal couple, Jay-Z and beyonce, got married?

來慶祝我們的「皇室夫婦」 Jay-Z (美國嘻哈歌手) 和 Beyonce (美國歌手) 結婚嗎？

I doubt it.

我不覺得會

Here's a tip. This can be very helpful in your life.

有個辦法。這在你生活中非常好用

Send out an email,

寄封電子郵件

right now inviting all of your friends to a royal wedding pajama party.

馬上邀請你所有的朋友參加皇室婚禮睡衣派對

Everyone who says yes,

誰答應了

never speak to them again.

就別再跟他說話了

So many people are excited about this wedding.

有好多人都很期待這次的婚禮

I also wonder how much of that is real.

我也很好奇大家有多期待

so this afternoon

所以我們今天下午

we went out on the street, we asked pedestrians

到街上問了一些路人

what they thought of the royal wedding.

他們對皇室婚禮的看法

Of course it hasn't happened yet.

當然，當時婚禮還沒開始

It's still hours away.

還有幾個小時

But did that stop people from telling us what they thought?

但這會讓人們停止告訴我們他們的想法嗎？

No, It did not.

不，不會的

In this "royal wedding edition of lie witness news"

請看這次的「謊言見證之皇室婚禮」

Ｗe're talking to people of course about the royal wedding.

我們理應都在和別人談論皇室婚禮

- The majesty, the beauty. - Yes.

- 它的威嚴、它的優雅。 - 是

Was it as gorgeous as you hoped it would be?

它有如妳所願的那麼華麗嗎？

Yes, absolutely, absolutely.

有，當然，當然有

Where did you watch the wedding?

妳在哪裡看這場婚禮？

Um... at my house.

嗯... 在我家

Were you alone or with anyone?

自己看嗎？還是和誰一起？

I was with my nieces, yes.

和我的姪女，對

Oh, what were your nieces saying about it?

喔，那妳的姪女對於這件事有說什麼嗎？

We were just talking about how gorgeous it was,

我們只是在討論它的華麗

and beautiful, and-- you know.

和它的美，和-- 你知道的

Was the royal wedding between Harry and Meghan

Harry 和 Meghan 的皇室婚禮

as spectacular as you dream it would be?

有妳夢想中的那麼壯觀嗎？

Yes, I loved it.

有，我很喜歡

What did you think of that dress?

妳覺得那件禮服怎麼樣？

Beautiful.

很美

What did you think of that dress?

妳覺得那件禮服怎麼樣？

Stunning, beautiful stunning.

很驚豔，讓人眼睛為之一亮

I mean, I can only imagine how heavy it must have been

我的意思是，我只能想像它有多重

but how gorgeous she must have felt in it,

但她穿起來的感覺真的很美

and how amazing it must feel to be able to wear that many--

還有能夠穿上那麼的多東西那種神奇的感覺--

- Where... Where have you seen pictures of it? - Instagram.

- 哪裡... 妳在哪裡看到那些照片？ - Instagram

Was it as beautiful as you had hoped?

這場婚禮有像妳希望的那麼漂亮嗎？

I... I think it was.

我... 我覺得有

I think Windsor is beautiful.

我覺得 Windsor (英國溫莎王朝的家族城堡) 很美

I think it's a beautiful place.

那個地方很漂亮

I think it's definitely as beautiful as I hoped.

我認為它絕對是像我希望的那樣美麗

- You're here on vacation? - I'm here with work.

- 妳是來這裡度假嗎? - 我在這工作

Oh-- Where did you watch the wedding?

喔-- 妳在哪裡看這場婚禮？

We watch it-- so we--

我們看-- 我們--

I've just been watching like-- streamed updates.

我只是看網路上的即時更新，之類的

Was it as beautiful as you thought it would be?

它有你認為的那麼漂亮嗎？

I thought it would be a little more,

我覺得有點過頭了

but it was nice.

但還是很棒

Where did it fall short for you?

你覺得有哪裡不妥嗎？

I thought it would be more--

我覺得有點太--

extravagant, bigger.

過於奢侈、盛大

It wasn't as big as, you know,

它的規模不像，你懂的

past royal weddings.

以往的皇室婚禮

Due to the "Time's up" movement,

由於「時間到了」(由好萊塢名人發起的反性騷運動) 這項活動

Meghan marrying into the royal family

嫁進皇室的 Meghan

would become the first woman

會變成第一位

to join "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".

加入「天降奇兵」(美國電影) 的女生

- Yes. - Is it time?

-是的。 - 這個時間點合適嗎？

Yes, it's pastime, actually, I think.

當然，實際上，我認為這是消遣

- Are women celebrating this moment? 　- Exactly.

- 女生會為這件是慶祝嗎？ - 必須的

What are they saying about it?

對於這件事情，她們怎麼說？

Um... just that it's-- they're ex--

呃... 就-- 她們很興--

they're just excited that it is finally happening.

她們只是很興奮那一刻終於到了

Finally a woman is in the "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"?

「天降奇兵」終於有女生了是嗎？

Yes, yes.

嗯，對

Of course everybody's talking about the queen's behavior.

大家一定都在討論女王的一舉一動

Have you seen the clip of

你有看到

her drinking the Beefeater gin out of her hat? 　- Yes.

她用帽子喝 Beefeater (倫敦釀造的頂級琴酒) 的片段嗎？ - 有

Do you think that may have something to do with

妳認為這件事和

why she called Meghan's father a yankee doodle fatty?

她叫 Meghan 的爸爸「洋基歌 (美國傳統歌謠) 胖子」的原因有關嗎？

Yes, I do.

對，我是這麼認為

Do you find that upsetting?

妳有覺得失望嗎？

- Yes. - Why?

- 有。 - 為什麼？

I believe that was very inappropriate.

我認為那樣非常的不妥

I believe she should be held to a higher class, and...

我相信她應該是在更高的水平上，而且...

- As the queen? -Yes.

- 像個皇后？ - 對

- In light of the queen's behavior that you saw, - Uh huh.

- 根據你看到皇后的樣子， - 嗯哼

is it time for them to take away her sword?

是時候該讓人拿走她的劍嗎？

Or should she still be able to carry the sword?

還是她依然能拿著那把劍？

I think she should still be able to carry it

我認為她還是能拿著劍

until she can't anymore.

直到她沒辦法為止

Did you see the footage of her poking little Georgie with it?

你有看到她用那把劍刺小 Georgie 的鏡頭嗎？

Yes, yes.

有，有

Meghan and Harry, of course, it's not the first time

Meghan 和 Harry 當然不是第一個

a royal has married an American.

皇族和美國人結婚的例子

I'm sure You remember when princess Anne married slim pickings.

我相信你還記得公主 Anne 嫁給一個瘦子 (暗指剩下的選擇)

- Yes, yes, that was something. - Sorry, I'm sorry,

- 對，當然，那是件大事。 - 抱歉，對不起，

- archduke pickings. - Archduke, yes,

- 是大公 (皇太子的稱呼) 般的選擇。 - 大公，對，

yes, many years ago.

對，很久以前的事了

Do you remember that wedding?

妳還記得那場婚禮嗎？

- Sort of, ha ha ha ha, yes. - Sort of.

一部分吧，哈哈哈哈，對。 - 一部分是吧。

Thanks for watching. If you like the video, click the SUBSCRIBE,

謝謝收看。如果喜歡這部片，請按「訂閱」

But if you didn't like it, would you hear my feelings?

但如果不喜歡，你有想過我的感受嗎？