Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo

I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue

I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase

And letterman jackets don't fit

Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped

I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you

I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner

And roses just die in a week

We were drunk when we met, so we don't know our anniversary (whoops)

And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain

The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine

And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies

I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you, yeah

Oh oh, I really do

And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it

For worse or for better, don't rhyme

They say I got the right one, so now I should write one

But I'd rather just show you tonight

I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you, yeah

I hate love songs

The old and the new

(I really do)

I hate love songs

But I love you