some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys.

來自幾位觀眾，我最愛的「老媽格言」

Here we go. This first one is from @victoriapike.

咱們開始囉！第一個來自 victoriapike

She said... "Yesterday my mom ordered a "Tai Chi" Latte from Starbucks."

她說：「昨天我媽在星巴克點了一杯『太極』拿鐵。」

Close. Chai tea.

很接近，中文的「茶」和英文的 tea

-Use the energy. -Yeah, she used the energy.

-用能量做咖啡 -是的，用好用滿

Coffee pours itself. Yeah.

咖啡的個人秀，很好

-You're clean. Very slowly.

好棒棒 ! 慢慢秀

-This one's from @itsLJ. She says...

這個來自 itsLJ。她說

When my mom would drive us kids around, and she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and then say, "Bow to mom."

當我媽載我小孩回家時，她會用力踩煞車，讓我們往前倒，然後說：「敬禮，媽媽好！」

-"Bow to Mom."

「媽媽好！」

This one's from @simpovski.

這個來自 simpovski

She says, "My mom made up her own saying in the 90's: 'Talk to the palm, cause you ain't the mom.'"

她說：「我媽在 1900 年代自創了一句格言：『媽咪與手掌不可兼得。』

-Pretty good.

很好

Oh, this is -- this is funny.

喔，這個好笑

This one's from @Bethrob325.

來自 Bethrob325

She says,"My mom calls Disneyland 'The Big D."

她說：「我媽叫迪士尼『大D』。」(暗指罩杯)

E-ticket. -Yeah.

電子門票入場

-Wow. The Big D?

哇 ! 有這麼大嗎 ?

-In some places, it's a small world.

有些地方算小的好嗎？

-There you go.

趕快下一個

-This one is from @JulesRead1.

這個來自 JulesRead1

She says, "One night my mom told us we were having 'Roast Bork ' for dinner. We asked her what that was, she said, 'Well I'm defrosting something from the freezer and I can't tell if it's beef or pork yet."'"

她說：「一天晚上我媽說今天晚餐要吃『烤ㄋㄨ』。我們問那是什麼。她說：『嗯，我從冰箱解凍一塊不明物體，不知道是豬還是牛。』」

That's so my mom.

跟我媽一樣

That is hilarious.

超有事

Everything wrapped in aluminum foil.

全部用鋁箔紙包好包滿

I don't know what it is. -No date.

-不知道是蝦米碗糕 -沒有保存期限

-Nope.

沒有

This one's from @devholla14.

來自 devholla14

She says: ''One time I called my mom ''Bro'' and she goes, ''I'm not your bro or your hoe. I'm your Mo.''

她說：「有一次我叫我媽『老兄』。她說：『我不是妳的胸、不是妳的鋤頭 (英語音近 hole，暗指私密部位)，我是你老娘。』」

-This one's from @brennenhancock.

來自 brennenhancock

He says: ''My mom told me she ans the lady across the street were '' Friends with Benefits.'' I asked her what tat meant, and she said ''You know, we get each other's mail when they're are out of town and stuff.''

他說：「我媽說媽和對街的女士是『互利共生好友』(暗指床伴)。』我問她是什麼意思，她說：「就是我們一方不在鎮上時，會幫對方收信諸如此類的。」

-Oh. Okay.

喔，原來

-Okay.

好的

Then they went to Disneyland.

然後他們去迪士尼樂園

Took a long trip to Disneyland.

玩得不亦樂乎

-This last one's from @hoorayplatypus.

最後一個來自 hoorayplatypus

She sa-- -Hooray, platypus!

她... 鴨嘴獸萬歲 !

I love platypus, right?

我最愛鴨嘴獸了，不是嗎 ?

-Hooray, platypus. -Hooray!

萬歲，鴨嘴獸，萬歲！

-She says: ''My mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix. ''Oh, well, someone else is probabaly watched it. I'll try again tomorrow.''

她說：「我媽在 Netflix 上找不到她要看的電影。『好吧！應該是有人也在看，我明天再試試好了。』」

There you have it.

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Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

今天的「今夜秀」

To check out more of our favorites,

更多我們精彩的片段

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags