Name: 【吉米傑佛瑞秀】布萊德彼特從操舊業擔任氣象播報員？ (Brad Pitt Returns as the Weatherman - The Jim Jefferies Show)
Uploaded: 2018-05-24T21:01:04.000Z
Duration: 1 min 23 s

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The NBA playoffs are underway and as we all know no sport is more affected by weather than basketball,

NBA 季後賽現在正在進行中，而我們都知道沒有任何運動比「籃球」更容易受到天氣影響了

過去簡單式

so we thought it was time to check in with the weather forecast.

所以我們覺得該是時候來看一下氣象預報

祈使句型

Please welcome back for the first time in a long time,

讓我們用掌聲邀請很久沒有上節目的

I know you get this all the time, but can I tell you a joke?

我知道你已經常常聽別人講笑話，但我可以跟你講一個嗎？

- Didn't we fire you? - Okay, here goes: I was hanging out with LeBron James and

- 我們不是把你開除了嗎？ - 不管囉，我要說：我前幾天在跟 LeBron James 打發時間

he said how's the weather down there? Because he's tall,

他問我：「那裡天氣如何？」因為他很高 (註：此問句有譏笑別人矮的意思)

and I said the same as it is up there. Changing out a face not before seen in the history of man.

我回他：「跟上頭天氣一樣。」在人類歷史以來終於換個面目

Your legacy is pointless. Our people and our memories will all burn.

你的傳奇一點意義也沒有。我們和我們的記憶總有一天都會消失

Right, LeBron is playing great with him man. I think his legacy is gonna be fu*****...

呃， LeBron 這季打得很好。我覺得他一定會留下他＊＊... (註： Jim 後面想說超級好的傳奇)

- Look. Do you have a forecast for us, weather man? - Yes, I do.

- 欸，你到底有沒有氣象預報要給我們看啊，氣象播報員？ - 有的

We've got sunshine in the West, the South, the East, and over here in the north the ice caps are melting.

我們在西邊、南邊以及東邊都有太陽，然後北邊這裡的冰正在融化

- And I am so so so so scared. Jim? Thanks weatherman.

- 害我好怕怕。還給棚內主播 - 謝囉，氣象播報員