It's a mobile app Harry Potter game,

它是一個哈利波特手機遊戲軟體

and I'm gonna get a bunch of my Harry Potter friends

我要把我哈利波特影迷的朋友叫來玩

to play it and let me know what they think.

然後讓他們說說他們的想法

Very excited cause Harry Potter is everything.

非常興奮，因為哈利波特是我的一切

It's finally time for me to live my best snake life.

我終於可以「蛇」出最好的自己

- I hope I get sorted into Gryffindor.

我希望被分配到葛萊分多學院

Oh yeah, best house.

對啊，最好的學院

Get at me other people in this video.

幫我把另一個人加進這視頻

No Ravenclaw volunteered for this video. Apparently, they were "busy working."

雷文克勞沒有人要進來，顯然的他們都在忙碌共作

(horns)

(喇叭)

That's Maggie Smith.

那是瑪姬·史密芙

Oh, there's Hagrid. Oh, there's Snape.

噢，有海格。噢，有石內卜

I really love the graphics for this, it's very nice.

我真的愛這些圖表，非常的優

- Oh, okay.

喔，好的

I'm in.

我進來了

- I'm a wizard, that was easy, okay.

我是一位巫師，很簡單的，沒問題

- This reminds me of Create a Sim which is kinda fun.

這讓我想起模擬市民，還真有趣

- Oh, you have to unlock different hairstyles.

噢，你得要解鎖不同的髮型

Okay, I'll just give myself...

好的，我給我自己選個

That's a look, that's a lady-killer right there.

就是這個造型，這是個少女殺手的造型

- Wow, I'm way hotter as a witch.

哇，我比巫師還像個巫師

Complete avatar, yeah, that's me.

完成大頭貼，是啊，那就是我

It doesn't look anything like me.

一點都不像我

(gasps)

(驚訝聲)

Oh, I'm in Diagon Alley.

噢，我進來斜角巷了

-Hi, I'm Rowan Khanna! Are you getting ready to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry too?

嗨！我是 Rowan Khanna！你準備好開始在霍格華茲的一系列的巫術培訓了嗎？

(scoffs) Yeah.

是的

You must start by finding all the books.

你首先要找齊所有的書本

Flourish and Blotts.

華麗與污痕書店

- Well, that's exciting,

真令人興奮

you get to go down Diagon Alley and buy your books.

你可以到斜角巷買你自己的書

Tap on the glowing objects to complete actions

點擊閃爍的物件完成任務

and earn, oh, rewards.

並取得，噢，報酬

Gather books, gather books.

蒐集書本，蒐集書本

Fantastic Beasts.

怪獸

That's the book I'm getting, Fantastic Beasts.

那是我要找的書本，怪獸

I need that whole thing of books, holy crap.

我需要它整系列的書，真糟糕

Not cheap to go to Hogwarts.

去霍格華茲一點都不便宜

Now is the time I give them my name.

該是時候告訴他們我的名字

YaBoi Zmoney.

YaBoi Zmoney

I'm hoping that later it will be funny.

希望等會會變有趣

This is an acceptance letter and it has my name on it.

是一封錄取信，它上面有我的名字

This would mean more to me if I'd put my real name.

如果用我的真實名字會更有意義

While I get my clothes you should go get...

在我挑衣服時你應該去

(bleep) yeah, wand time.

是的，挑魔杖的時光

Ollivander's is my favorite part

奧利凡德魔杖店是哈利波特的魔法世界裡

of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal too,

我最喜歡的部分

so this is so exciting.

真的超高興奮的

Okay I'm about to move the wand.

好的，那我要來揮動我的魔法棒

(light orchestral music)

(輕管弦樂聲)

Oh, I don't think that's the one for me.

噢，我不覺得這支適合我

You knew my brother.

你認識我的哥哥嗎

Wow.

哇

I felt bad with him, I was angry,

我對他沒好感，我當時很生氣

I was determined, I'm determined.

我決定了，我決定了

Yeah, I felt bad for him.

是的，我對他沒好感

I'm a Hufflepuff, I feel bad for everybody.

我是赫夫帕夫學院的，我覺得大家很糟糕

I have just the wand for you.

我有個魔法棒給你

(whipping)

(揮棒聲)

Oh, yeah, this is the one.

噢，是的，就是這支

I'm all glowy and stuff.

我全身閃亮亮的

We can be friends.

我們可以當朋友

You don't think I'm too weird? People usually think I'm too weird.

你不覺得我有點古怪嗎？別人通常覺得我很古怪

You're not weird girl, you're good.

妳不是個古怪得女孩，妳很好

You're awesome just the way you are.

妳現在的樣子很完美

Here we go.

我們走吧

Apparently I'm like vaguely famous like Harry Potter was

明顯的，我跟哈利波特以前一樣沒多少人知道

like before they went to school, but my fame is negative.

像是在進學院之前，我的名字非常的不友善

More like Harry Potter in the fifth book.

比較像是在第 5 集的哈利波特

Chapter two, welcome to Hogwarts, we're going to Hogwarts.

第 2 章節，歡迎來到霍格華茲，我們現在要進入霍格華茲

(gasps) Am I going to be sorted?

我們會被分配學院嗎？

Professor McGonagall.

麥教授

Welcome to Hogwarts.

歡迎來到霍格華茲

Before the Welcoming Feast, we must sort you all.

在迎新宴前，我們必須幫你們分學院

Should I be nervous cause I'm nervous.

我該緊張嗎，因為我真的很緊張

Don't mess this up hat.

別戲弄這頂帽子

What are you hoping for, hm?

你想進哪個學院啊？

What am I hoping for, I get to say what I'm hoping for.

我希望，我希望分配到

Gryffindor, right?

葛林分多，對吧？

Hufflepuff, hufflepuff.

赫夫帕夫，赫夫帕夫

This make it...

這樣子會...

You get to pick the fricking house.

你可以選學院

(students cheer)

（學生歡呼聲）

It's finally come true.

真的如願以償

I feel bad that I turned my back on the Hufflepuffs.

我為背棄赫夫帕夫感到糟糕

So this was when he was a baby, and like he's fine now,

所以這就是他嬰兒的模樣，現在就還可以

like he's with his horrible family

像是跟他可怕的家人

so we're older than Harry Potter.

我們比哈利波特還要大

Can't wait to get those house points

等不及要拿學院的分數

and finally beat those stupid Griffyndors.

終於擊敗那些葛來分豬

You don't get everything, Harry Potter's not here yet.

你沒無法獲得所有的東西，哈利波特遊戲仍在努力中

- That was a lot of fun.

真的很好玩

- It's not a complex game

它不是個複雜的遊戲

so it's really easy to pick up and play on your downtime.

所以容易上手，可以在空閒的時候玩

- I just wanna find out what the mystery is

我想找出霍格華茲的迷是什麼

and then I wanna solve it.

然後解開它

Hufflepuff is the best house, everyone should lay off 'em.

赫夫帕夫是最好的學院，大家應該選赫夫帕夫

That's all I got.

這些就是我所知道的

(orchestral music)

(管絃樂聲)