They're considered "dangerous dogs" which is just nonsense.

因為牠們被視為「危險品種」的狗狗，根本胡說。

Look at this thing.

你看看牠們。

How could you say that this is dangerous?

牠們哪裡危險了？

(upbeat music)

(輕快音樂)

No, I probably would--

噢不，我應該會⋯。

Oh, I know. What was the question again?

噢，狗狗乖。再說一次題目是什麼？

Probably just play with puppies all day, like I'm doing right now.

結果變成都在跟狗狗玩，像現在這樣。

How often do you get to hang out with your Spider-Man: Homecoming costars Jacob and Harrison?

你和《蜘蛛人：返校日》的其他演員，雅各和哈里森，會很常一起出去嗎？

And do you three have a group chat?

你們三個人有聊天群組嗎？

We definitely do have a group chat.

我們當然有聊天群組。

It's called The Holy Trinity.

群組名稱叫做三劍客。

Jacob and I met at Jacob's audition obviously.

我和雅各是在他試鏡當天認識的。

And, ah...

然後，呃...

Puppies have the best smell.

小狗的味道真的超好聞。

There's just that puppy smell there's nothing like it.

沒有什麼比得上小狗的香味。

We instantly became really good friends.

我們一拍即合，變得很要好。

And then when I introduced him to my best friend, Harrison

後來我介紹雅各給我最好的朋友哈里森認識。

It was apparent that we were gonna be really good friends.

我就知道我們三個一定會變成很好的兄弟。

And that sort of sparked this online thing called The Holy Trinity.

然後就引起網友們熱烈討論，稱我們三個是三劍客。

Sorry that was a terrible answer.

抱歉，我覺得我回答得很爛。

I can't think right now.

我現在有點無法專心。

I'm too distracted by the cuteness of this little puppy right here.

這些可愛的狗狗，讓我分心了。

"If you had to be handcuffed to one Infinity War castmate for 48 hours, who would you choose and why?"

「如果你得跟《無限之戰》裡其中一個英雄被銬在一起 48 小時，你要選誰？為什麼？」。

Chris Pratt.

克里斯普瑞特 (飾演 星爵)。

Because I get tired and he's so big.

因為我如果累了，他這麼壯。

He could carry me around.

就可以拖著我走來走去。

"If you were stuck on a deserted island with only three movies to watch, what would they be?"

「如果你被困在荒島上，只有三部電影可以看，你要選哪三部？」。

Sorry again, I forgot the question.

我又忘記題目是什麼了，對不起。

I'm just too into these puppies right now.

我現在真的超喜歡這些狗狗。

Could we have some more puppies in here?

可以再多放幾隻進來嗎？

I think we should bring all the other puppies in.

我覺得要把其他狗狗也帶進來。

And we should definitely rip up the paper.

然後這個地板不應該鋪紙的。

Three movies: Primal Fear.

三部電影我要選：《驚悚》。

I think, My Cousin Vinny.

我想想，《智勇急轉彎》。

and Spiderman Homecoming.

還有《蜘蛛人：返校日》。

So I can reminisce all the good times.

這樣我就能回憶我的演藝代表作。

"If you could be cast in any live action adaptation of a Disney animated film, which one would you choose and which character would you want to play?"

「如果你能演出任何一部改編自迪士尼動畫的真人版電影你要選哪一部？想演出哪個角色？」。

I would choose Atlantis.

我選《亞特蘭提斯：失落的帝國》。

And what's the character's name?

裡面角色叫什麼名字來著？

It's like -- whoa!

就是有一個⋯哇！

It's not the doctor dude the uh--

不是那個醫生，就是⋯。

You are a little nippy one.

你真的很皮耶！

Yeah I'd probably play him, the explorer.

對對，我想要演那個探險家。

"What's the best advice you've received from any of the amazing actors that you've worked with so far in your career?"

「你的演藝生涯到目前為止，從優秀的前輩那裡得到最棒的建言是什麼？」。

Well, I guess you don't really need to ask for advice from these guys cause you can just watch them work and see how the best in the business do it.

嗯，我覺得其實不一定要去問前輩們的建議，因為你可以直接看他們演戲觀摩一下何謂精湛演技。

(Tom imitates puppy)

(湯姆模仿狗狗)

"If you weren't an actor, what type of career do you think you'd be pursuing?"

「如果你不當演員，你會想要追求哪類型的工作？」。

I would probably be a stunt man.

我應該會想當特技演員。

But I would never have known about the stuntman world if I hadn't been an actor first.

但我如果沒先當演員，我就不會認識特技演員這個行業。

Or a carpenter maybe.

或是木匠也有可能。

All my family are carpenters.

我們家族都是當木匠的。

Or maybe a puppy wrangler.

或是寵物訓練師。

I seem like I'm pretty good at this.

這方面我感覺蠻專業的。

"What's something Americans do that you think is extremely weird?"

「美國人有哪些習慣讓你覺得超詭異的？」。

Twinkies are pretty weird.

Twinkies 還蠻怪的 (Twinkies 是一種奶油夾心蛋糕，美國人的國民零食)。

I tried my first Twinkie the other day and it was disgusting and I'll never eat one again.

我上次第一次吃 Twinkie ，我覺得好噁心，之後再也不吃了。

And I actually got a lot of hate online for not enjoying a Twinkie.

而且就因為我不喜歡吃 Twinkie 被一堆網友罵。

I was like, guys, that's a bit mean.

我就覺得，各位，不用罵成這樣吧？

"Can you help pick a senior quote for my yearbook?"

「你能幫我選一句放在畢冊上的名言嗎？」。

I think "with great power comes great responsibility"

我覺得可以寫「能力越強，責任越大」(《蜘蛛人》中班叔叔的經典台詞)。

is the best quote I can give you.

我現在只有想到這個。

Hey guys, so this lovely interview today.

嘿大家，今天這場歡樂的訪談。

The puppies have been brought to us by Angel City Pitbulls.

這些狗狗來自 Angel City 鬥牛犬之家。

And you can pick up one of these incredibly cute and really naughty pitbull puppies.

你們可以去領養這些超可愛又好動調皮的鬥牛犬當寵物。

Thank you so much.

今天感謝你！

I don't wanna go, guys.

各位，我不想走了。