字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 If only we knew someone who recently got married or is getting married. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, where's Marina at? Where's Marina at? Marina! Marina is one of our executive producers. She's been with us for many, many seasons and also has recently lost her wife in the produce. Ahh! I feel like I'm gonna throw up. It's, like, you announce it. I'm, like, "Oh, I got this." And then, it's just, like, "Oh, God, I really have to do this." [ Laughs ] Hi, so sorry. I lost my wife, actually, and I don't have my phone on me. No, no, no, totally. I just wonder-- was wondering if maybe you've seen her. Um, she's... "She's 4'8." She's 4'8. Kind of tiny. "She walks like she just swallowed a live eel." "She sort of walks like she just swallowed, like, a live eel." You know, just sort of, like, a little... "Mad cleavage, covered in poison ivy." But mad, mad cleavage, kind of covered in poison ivy, but mad cleavage... Okay. ...I mean... Wow, Marina! "She's legally a service dog." [ Chuckles ] She's legally a service dog, but she's still one hell of a bitch. [ Laughter ] "She's got a medically necessary third tit." She has a -- [ Chuckles ] She -- [ Laughter ] [ Laughing ] She has a medically necessary third tit. [ Laughter ] So to recap -- 4'8, walks like an eel, technically a service dog, mad cleavage, covered in poison ivy, but a third tit not covered in poison ivy. Maybe. Really, maybe? Yeah, maybe in the frozen-food section. In the frozen-food section! I think I saw her. Dude, awesome! All: Oh! Thank you. I'll go look. All right, appreciate it. Sal: Yeah! Q: Wow! Marina wins it!
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