Felix: It's Boshy time. Hell yea everybody, This is the moment you've all been waiting for

太棒了各位～

Oh PewDiePie's playing I Wanna Be the Guy but I Wanna Be the Boshy is way harder

你們期待的時刻到了

Oh Pewdiepie didn't even finish I Wanna Be the Guy- %^$%^$^%

"喔 PewDiePie在玩 I wanna be the Guy"

I lost the save file, and I can't be fucked okay, but let's play I wanna be Boshy

"但是 I wanna be the boshy困難多了～"

Oh, it's so hard. Oh, it's so hard

"喔 PewDiePie甚至沒把I wanna be the Guy玩完"

Ayeee *stfu*

他媽給我閉嘴!

All right, here's the tutorial like I haven't figured that out.

我他媽遺失了遊戲的檔案 可以嗎?

[Kirby music playin']

但我們來玩 I wanna be the boshy 喔 好難喔

What the-

喔 好難 @#$&

[Kirby music continuing]

他媽給我閉嘴

Shut- I know how to play a game.

好喔 這是教程 當我不會玩遊戲一樣

Oh no. Oh no, I can't do the tutorial... Oh no.

搞什麼?

[Moaning]

閉嘴 我知道怎麼玩遊戲!

Oh, this is bad.

喔不 喔不 我連教程都玩不好

Ohhh look at that, easy. Shooting. Use the X-Key to shoot a bullet wi- WHAT?

喔不 呃...

What the

喔 喔這不妙

*[Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah] in the background*

喔你看 很簡單 射擊 按X射出子彈

Save jump it can be done by.... Oh shoot a save point.

什麼?

Stfu

搞屁

[Here we go] It's Boshy time

保存跳躍可以 喔 射擊儲存點!

It's- It's- It- It's Bo- It's B-

他＊給我閉嘴

It's Bosh- It's Boshy time...

欸我辦到了!!!!

It's Bo- It's Bo- It's Bosh- It's Bo-

該死的 我真是個天才!

*Fuck yeah*

看到沒 我不需要那個 走開

It's Boshy time!

喔嘿 我們開始了各位 嘿 你

Hey, I did it! God damn, I'm a genius. I see I don't need those... Go away from me

喔太棒了

Okay, here we go everybody. Hey good. OOohheehhhh

不 我又回來這裡 你耍我嗎!?

Ohh great... Noooo I go back here. Are you kidding me?

好喔 好喔 所以那真的是個儲存點 太討厭了

Alright alright so that wasn't actually a save. That's so annoying... Oh my god

我的天啊

Where do I go? Oh my god?

我要去哪裡? 我的天啊!

Okay... Alright

OK 好喔

What if I go over it... Oh, okay?

如果我越過去 哦 OK

Are you kidding me

你在開玩笑嗎?

Alright you can't- you can't do anything. Where do I go? Where do I go? Oh my god!

～PewDiePie健康操～

So annoying

好 你不能 你什麼都不能做

HAAAA

我要去哪裡!?

HAAAAAA

我要去哪裡... 我的天啊!

Stop being so annoying. Alright, don't jump

好討厭啊!!!!! 啊............

I'm just gonna- Okay, okay, where am I?

啊啊啊啊啊啊

What

不要這麼煩人啊!

Okay all right. Where am I... What killed me here last time. I have no idea

好喔 不要跳

Okay, I-

我就來 OK OK

Oh God are you kidding me? That looks super difficult! I don't even see how!

我在哪裡?

Great... Good job [x2] Oh my god. Of course. Why don't I just shoot it there?

什麼?

Did the save just shoot me back?

OK 好喔 我在哪?

Lemme try this.... HA

我上次被什麼殺了 我完全不知道

What are you gonna do now huh? whatchu gon do now HUH?

OK

umm..

我 噢 天啊!

Why did I do this... Oh the game is- the game is slowing down

你在開玩笑嗎!? 那看起來爆難啊!!!!

Ahhh... Game, can you- You can stop... You can stop now game? Oh God? Oh? Oh, it's-

我都看不出個所以然!

not Boshy time

很好 幹的好 幹的好

I don't want boshy time... I don't want it. I don't want it anymore. Wait, F3 changes my character?

我的天啊!

[intense music]

當然啊 我幹嘛不射那裏就好

Oh look at dat!

儲存點是不是攻擊我了?

[More intense music]

讓我試試這個

Hey look at...

哈! 你現在又能怎樣啊? 你想怎樣啊蛤!?

What!? I can play as Pedobear, that's like my favorite character

呃 我這樣做的意義是?

What the hell I'm way too slow... Who even is Boshy, and why is he so mean

喔 遊戲開始變慢了

Come on. This is easy

啊 遊戲 你可以停了

this bit is easy bit

遊戲可以停下來了! 喔天!

I forgot that I needed to go to the place- you ******* **** You frickin Frick, I mean. Sorry Youtube

喔～ 喔～ 是～Boshy～來了～

Com'on Pedobear you can totally do it

呃 我不想要Boshy時刻 我不要

This is ez

我受夠了 等等F3可以換角色?

This is super-

喔你看看

EZ

欸 你看

It's fine [x2]

什麼? 我可以當PedoBear?!

It's fine... All right don't worry about me

那是我最喜歡的角色啊!!!

Worry about yourself, HUH, have you ever worried about yourself before, HUH maybe that's why you're a slob sitting at home...

搞屁啊 我動作太慢了

Watching fucking YouTube videos

Boshy到底是誰?

You loser

為什麼他這麼惡劣?

I'm a winner, OK? I'm a winner look at this

拜託 這遊戲很簡單 這段簡單到不行

[Swearing in Swedish]: But you fucking cunt's fucking cunt-cake (no, not a typo lol)

我忘了你要先到可以他＊能夠＊的地方

I think... I think this game might be a little difficult. I don't know. I don't know what- wada wada wanted to say about

我是說你可以可惡的跳起來的地方

The game... It might be- It might-

抱歉啊YouTube!

I can't even **** suck my own **** I can't even do the first thing

加油 Pedobear 你辦的到的!

I can't even d-do the first thing

這好簡單～ 這超級他＊的簡單!

90 times??

沒關係 沒關係 沒關係

No, go up on it mannn

別擔心我好嗎? 先擔心你自己!

It sucka **** time

蛤? 你有沒有先擔心好你自己啊?

Com'on Boshy you can do it mann... I believe in you

蛤? 也許這就是為什麼你是個懶惰鬼 整天在家

Look at the- look at these ma-

只能看該死的YouTube影片!

This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is just what I want

你這魯蛇!

This is what I wanted and you wanted a challenge

我是贏家 好嗎? 我是贏家! 你看這招!

It's just not even that difficult

幹你他媽的幹拎娘欸

You're on the first jump Poodz... You're on the first

我想 我想這遊戲 可能有點難

God Damn... Ju- fine

我不知道 我該怎麼 怎麼說 這個遊戲

What the hell were you thinking? Come on, come on

可能有點 有點

Focus

我連他＊的＊自己的＊都沒辦法

Focus

我連第一步都跳不上去

You got this, come on [x3]

我連第一步!! 都跳不上去!!

Come on. Come on.

死了90次!?

[Swedish]: come on, you fucking-

給我跳上去啊!?!!?

[whisper] Are you retarded [x3]

是＊個＊的時刻!

[mumbling] I ain't givin' up

加油啊Boshy你可以辦到的! 我相信你!

I really should give up- I realy shou- I- I should give up... Neva. Neva quit. I ain't a *Kweder*

你看看我 你看看我 天

Imma Quada

太好了

I'm a Quack

太好了太好了太好了太好了 這就是我想要的

I'm a *hoarse sound*

這就是我想要的 我想要來點挑戰

I'm a Kezzo

根本沒那麼難 Pewds你還在第一跳而已!

I'm a Kess-

你還在

I'm a Kettzz- Are you ffff-

該死的第一跳啊!

How am I getting worse?!

隨便

Com'on man

你他媽在想什麼!?

Felix... Seriously, you just have to focus on yourself

加油 加油 加油 專心

Stop doin' the stupid voices and focus for once

專心 你可以的 加油 加油

Good job, you- [laughter]

加油 加油 加油 你在@&#$

[Swedish]: it was really close that time!

你這腦殘 你是智障嗎? 你是智障嘛!?

[Swedish]: it was super close, like!

我才不放棄 我才不放棄 不放棄這遊戲

[Swedish]: You laugh?

我不放棄 我不要放棄

[Swedish]: Ey, man? Ey man, you want some c*ck?

我不要放棄

Huh? Huh!?

我該放棄了 我真的該放棄了

[Swedish]: Answer then! You'll get-!

我不該放棄!

[Swedish]: Yes but of course... [x2]:

不會! 永遠不放棄 我不是個放棄者

[Swedish]: (?) -if you outsmart them you'll get some cock, huh? Huh?

我是誇者 我是呱

[Swedish]: Do you want a little something in your ass, or? Huh? You-

我是Kelzo 我是Ca...

Jävlar!

我是Kel 真的假的

Damnit!

為什麼越玩越爛!?

I can do it. I know I can. I just need to do it once and then I know I can do, okay. That's how it works

加油啊! Felix 說真的 你自己要專心點

Get up on it!!!!

別再那邊愚蠢的配音 給我專心

Am I even recording? Where did it go?

幹的好! (笑)

[Swedish]: Come ooonnnn!

(瑞典文) 你就差那麼一點!

Okay, go here, jump down there, wait-

(瑞典文)

This is where evolution has taken us... God damn it, come on

蛤? 蛤?!

I can't even do the first jump. I can't do the first jump. I just can't- I can't do it. I just can't do it

(瑞典文)

I just cannot-

～進入崩潰狀態～

DO IT

我辦不到 我知道我不行

COM'ON COM'ON... Are you KIDDING me?

我只需要成功一次 就能知道怎麼辦到了 OK

How are you this bad?! Be quiet, be quiet, all right?

就是這麼做的

I don't need you talking to me like that, come on, give me some encouragement... Damn it

給我上去!!!

Yeah, you can do it! Yes, I can do it, look at me go

我有在錄影嗎?

Easy [x2]

遊戲去哪了?

Easy... Look at that shit, look at it

喔天～～

And now he does th-

來這裡 跳下來 等?

[Sobbing]

這就是演化的結果

AGAINNNNNN

該 死的 快點

[Panting]

我第一個跳耀都跳不了 我沒辦法做到第一個跳耀

[Crazy laugher]

我沒辦法 我就是沒辦法

[plus demon laughter]

我沒辦法

[Heavy breathing]

我就是沒辦法

[Typing]

跳上去!

[click]

快點! 快點! 你在開玩笑嗎!?!?!?!

"I am dead inside"

你會不會太爛了!?!?!