Today, we're in Springfield USA! Yes, the home of The Simpsons.

今天，我們在美國的春田市！沒錯，辛普森一家的故鄉。是的，辛普森一家的故鄉。

Well actually not the actual home of The Simpsons. There's actually about 20 or 30 Springfields throughout the US.

其實不是《辛普森一家》的真正故鄉。其實美國各地有二三十家春風得意的店。

This just happens to be Springfield, Illinois.

這裡正好是伊利諾伊州的斯普林菲爾德。

And today what we have for you are 10 things that are going to shock you about when you come to the US,

而今天我們為大家準備的是10件事情，當你來到美國的時候，你會感到震驚。

because there are things that do shock people when they come here.

因為有些事情，確實讓人一來就震驚。

You know, how many flags are flying all around every single city,

你知道嗎，每個城市都有多少旗幟在飄揚。

and how many Starbucks and McDonalds are in every single city,

以及每個城市有多少星巴克和麥當勞。

and the Americans actually eat cheese that's in a can that they spray in their mouth? What the heck is that?

而美國人居然吃的奶酪是在罐頭裡的，他們噴在嘴裡？那是什麼鬼東西？

And look! "No need to refrigerate!"

看！"不用冷藏！"

I'm not even talking about the politics in the US, which is also a shocking kind of thing.

我還沒說到美國的政治，這也是一種令人震驚的事情。

Today what we're going to focus on our 10 things that shock foreign tourists when they come to the US.

今天我們要關注的是我們的10件外國遊客來美國時震驚的事情。

So let's get started, okay?

所以我們開始吧，好嗎？

Alright, so the first thing that's going to shock you when you come to the US are the sizes of the US.

好吧，所以當你來到美國的時候，首先要震驚的是美國的大小。

Now when I talk about size of the US, I mean the actual size of the US; this country is huge!

現在我說的美國的大小，是指美國的實際大小；這個國家很大!

I mean it's the size of a continent, okay?

我的意思是，這是一個大陸的大小，好嗎？

When you want to get around. But also

當你想到處走走的時候。但也

the sizes of the food you get here, the portion sizes

你在這裡得到的食物的大小， 分量的大小。

free refills. Oh my God, it's soda without end

免費續杯哦，我的上帝，它的蘇打水沒有結束。

but also the size of the people

但也是人的大小

and that's why I really, kind of, focus on the size of the US is that first kind of shock.

這就是為什麼我真的，種，關注美國的規模是，第一種衝擊。

because I'll meet tourists that are coming to the US and they're like, "OH!"

因為我會遇到來美國的遊客，他們會說："哦！"

I am going to fly into New York, just rent a car in New York, drive

我準備飛到紐約，在紐約租一輛車，開著車去

down to Miami, and then, drive over to Las Vegas and do some gambling."

到邁阿密，然後，開車到拉斯維加斯，做一些賭博。"

"That shouldn't take so long. I mean, it's all in the same country."

"應該不會花這麼長時間。我是說，都在同一個國家。"

What you need to realize is the US is huge!

你需要意識到的是，美國很大!

That drive from New York City to down in Miami

從紐約到邁阿密的那段車程

is going to take you 18 hours straight of driving. I mean

是要帶你18個小時連續駕駛。我的意思是

that's no potty breaks, no getting food, no getting gas. 18 hours straight.

這就是沒有廁所的休息時間， 沒有得到食物，沒有得到氣體。連續18小時

And of course, no construction, no traffic jams, nothing like that.

當然，也沒有施工，沒有堵車，沒有這樣的事情。

I mean it's literally, you know, 1,300 miles, or about 2,000 kilometers just from New York to the tip

我的意思是，它的字面上，你知道，1,300英里，或約2000公里 只是從紐約到尖端。

of Florida. And then, if you want to go from Florida to Las Vegas

的佛羅里達州。然後，如果你想從佛羅里達州去拉斯維加斯的話

well that's another 4,000 kilometers

又是4000公里

And it is huge distances when you are traveling in the US.

而在美國旅行時，它的距離是巨大的。

And that does surprise people when they realize this, "Wow, this is a lot bigger than

而當人們意識到這一點時，確實會感到驚訝，"哇，這比我們的大得多

traveling around Germany." Well, yeah. Germany, you can the train around and see everything.

在德國旅行。"嗯，是的。德國，你可以坐火車到處走，什麼都能看到。

Here in you US, you just really can't do that.

在你們美國，你真的不能這樣做。

The distances are just too big.

距離實在是太大了。

And of course, with those sizes, you have the portion sizes here.

當然，有了這些尺寸，你就有了這裡的分量。

One of the things that I love to see is when people realize

我最喜歡看到的一件事就是當人們意識到

that we have free refills in the US.

我們在美國有免費續杯。

If you are getting soda, not in a can, but a fountain soda where they pour the soda for you

如果你要買蘇打水，不是罐裝的，而是他們為你倒蘇打水的噴泉蘇打水。

if you go to a restaurant, most of the time, your Coke, your Pepsi, Mountain Dew

如果你去餐廳，大多數時候， 你的可樂，你的百事可樂，山露水

which as super caffeine stuff, your Dr. Pepper, or Root Beer, which

這作為超級咖啡因的東西，你的博士辣椒，或根啤酒，這

foreigners tend to hate but we Americans love,

外國人往往討厭，但我們美國人喜歡。

it's free refills. You just get more and more and more

它的免費續杯。你只是得到更多，更多，更多

so you only pay once and you get all the soda you ever want.

所以你只需付一次錢，你就能得到你想要的所有蘇打水。

Sadly, that free refill stuff doesn't count for alcohol.

可惜的是，那免費續杯的東西不算酒。

Dang It!

該死的！

But the thing is that free refills, but also the portion sizes here in the US, kind of

但問題是，免費續杯，但也是美國這裡的分量，有點。

explain.......some of these things.

解釋......其中一些事情。

Because you'll see, when you're going to get your McDonald's, or whatever

因為你會看到，當你要去吃麥當勞，或者其他什麼東西的時候。

in Germany, you get a large there ok.

在德國，你會得到一個大的確定。

The large is a half liter. Well, the large in Europe is just a medium here.

大的是半升。嗯，歐洲的大號在這裡只是中號。

Because, here you can literally get larges that are this big.

因為，在這裡你真的可以得到這麼大的大號。

it is insane.

它是瘋狂的。

The portion sizes. And when you go to a restaurant sometimes you'll think, "Man there's enough

分量大小。當你去餐廳的時候，有時你會想，"夥計，有足夠的

on one plate to feed two people." Yes, there probably is.

在一個盤子裡養活兩個人。"是的，可能是有的。

So, just know, that when you are coming to the US, you might pack on a few pounds

所以，你要知道，當你來美國的時候，你可能會增加幾磅的體重。

or kilos or stones, whatever, you know, whatever. (chuckles)

或公斤或石頭，什麼的，你知道，什麼的。（笑）

whatever measurement you want to use, because there are a lot of big portion sizes

不管你想用什麼尺寸，因為有很多大份量的尺寸

but there are a lot of really good food around here in the US

但在美國有很多很好吃的食物。

No, it's not just McDonald's. We go to other places too.

不，不只是麥當勞。我們也去其他地方

And then the third of those size things, are the size of the people.

然後第三種規模的東西，是人的規模。

Yes. There are a lot of ...... husky, as I like to call myself

是的，有很多......哈士奇，我喜歡這樣稱呼自己。

husky, fluffy Americans.

哈士奇，毛茸茸的美國人。

Yes, we do eat a lot and no we don't go out a lot. We are driving around and things like that

是的，我們確實吃得很多，不，我們不經常出去。我們開車到處走，這樣的事情

so you will see a lot of big people here.

所以你會在這裡看到很多大人物。

But the thing is, not every American is a big, fat, slob like me, ok?

但問題是，不是每個美國人都像我一樣是個大胖子，大懶蟲，好嗎？

There's all kinds of shapes and sizes of Americans, like

有各種形狀和大小的美國人，像。

that you are here. So don't just think that every American just goes to McDonald's and gets fattened up.

你在這裡。所以不要以為每個美國人都會去吃麥當勞然後變胖。

That's just me.

這只是我的想法。

Ok?

好嗎？

So, just know that there are these sizes of the US will shock you when you look at those things.

所以，你只要知道美國有這些尺寸，當你看到這些東西的時候，你會震驚。

Alright?

好嗎？

Now, the second thing that's going to shock you when you come here

現在，第二件事會讓你震驚，當你來到這裡的時候

that has to do with the people, is the people!

與人民有關的，就是人民!

Look, there is this rumor that Americans are just this fake, friendly.

你看，有這樣的傳言，美國人就是這麼假，這麼友好。

No. Americans really are super friendly.

不，美國人真的超級友好。

No matter where you go, people will try to help, will show you around

無論你走到哪裡，人們都會盡力幫助你，帶你到處走走。

they'll say, "hey, which restaurant you should go to in this town?

他們會說，"嘿，你應該去哪家餐廳 在這個城市？

"What site should we see? Hey, I am lost, can you help me find the highway?"

"我們應該去哪個工地看看？嘿，我迷路了，你能幫我找到公路嗎？"

People are really nice from the US and in different parts. You go to Minnesota

來自美國和不同地區的人真的很好。你去明尼蘇達州

where they are insanely friendly. And the south, they're insanely friendly.

在那裡，他們是瘋狂的友好。而南方，他們是瘋狂的友好。

And that's one thing that people need to understand is that in the US,

而這也是大家需要了解的一件事，就是在美國。

we do help each other out. We do ask you, "Hey, how are you? How's it going?

我們會互相幫助我們會問你："嘿，你怎麼樣？你好嗎？

How could I help you?" These are normal things. And that service, kind of, scares tourists

我怎麼能幫你？"這些都是正常的事情。而這種服務，有點，嚇到遊客了。

when they come. They're like, "I just walked into the store and they are asking me how can they help.

當他們來。他們就會說："我剛走進店裡，他們就問我怎麼能幫上忙。

I don't even know what your store has yet. How can you help me when I don't even know

我都還不知道你們店有什麼呢。我都不知道，你怎麼幫我？

what you have?"

你有什麼？"

Look, just know that in the US, we are all about service. We are going to ask you right away.

你看，你要知道，在美國，我們是講究服務的。我們馬上就會問你。

"What can you get? What do you need to drink? What do you want to order? Can I help you with your clothes?

"你能得到什麼？你要喝什麼？你想點什麼？需要我幫你拿衣服嗎？

What are you looking for?" That is just how we work here.

你在找什麼？"這就是我們這裡的工作方式。

Another thing, when you look at the US, you're going to have a big mix of people here. There's no

還有一點，你看美國，你這裡的人要大雜燴。這裡沒有

one American. You know? You hear of these stereotypes of this or this or this of Americans

一個美國人。你知道嗎？你聽說過這些美國人的刻板印象嗎？

Look, Americans come in all shapes, all sizes, all religions, all colors, all creeds, all "hairnesses"

聽著，美國人形形色色，大大小小，各種宗教，各種膚色，各種信仰，各種 "頭髮"。

because, honestly, the only fake stuff you see in the US are the artificial colorings like

因為，說實話，你在美國看到的唯一的假貨是人工色素，如

you're going to see, like, the Fantas, and the sodas, and the cereals. You're going to be like, "Wow,

你會看到，喜歡的幻想， 和汽水，和麥片，你會喜歡，"哇。

those colors just, like, glow in the dark." Yes, the artificial coloring thing here, that's

那些顏色就像，在黑暗中發光。"是的，人工著色的東西在這裡，這是

the fakeness of the US.

美國的虛假性。

The friendliness of the people? That's not fake. They're awesome.

人民的友善？這不是假的。他們是真棒。

So, we are in Las Vegas now and the third thing that's going to shock you when you come to the US is

所以，我們現在在拉斯維加斯，當你來到美國的時候，第三件事會讓你感到震驚。

ID please. I need some identification please. The fact that people have to have

請出示身份證我需要一些身份證明，請。事實上，人們必須有

an ID to buy liquor, and buy cigarettes in the US.

身份證在美國買酒、買菸。

Because in the US, you have to be 21 to buy alcohol, and 18 to buy cigarettes, and basically you have to look

因為在美國，買酒要21歲，買菸要18歲，基本上你要看

like your 40 to actually buy them without having them ask you for ID. So, make sure that you keep your passport

像你的40歲，其實買他們沒有他們問你的身份證。所以，確保你保留你的護照

with you so if you are going to buy stuff, you have that.

和你在一起，所以如果你要買東西，你有。

And it's not just you, the person buying, but the people with you, they might need an ID too.

而且不光是你這個買東西的人，和你一起的人，他們可能也需要身份證。

Alright, we left the desert of Vegas, and now we are here in the coast here in Florida

好吧，我們離開了拉斯維加斯的沙漠， 現在我們在這裡在海岸這裡在佛羅里達州。

and the fourth thing that is going to shock you when you come to the US is the

而第四件事，就是當你來到美國時，會讓你感到震驚的是。

the price is never actually what you pay in the US.

價格實際上從來都不是你在美國支付的價格。

Now, in Europe and other countries, you already have this VAT, value added tax,

現在，在歐洲和其他國家，你已經有了這個增值稅，增值稅。

that's already put into the price. Here in the US, we have what we call sales tax.

這已經投入到價格。在美國，我們有什麼 我們稱之為銷售稅。

which is add on after you buy the product. So, if you go to a McDonald's and you say, "I want to get a

這是在你購買產品後附加的。所以，如果你去麥當勞，你說，"我想得到一個。

hamburger on the dollar menu and I got one buck. I should be able to buy it." No, no.

一元菜單上的漢堡包，我得到了一塊錢。我應該能夠買到它。"不，不。

That one buck and then you got to put the tax on top of it.

這一塊錢，然後你得把稅放在上面。

It can be anywhere from, I don't know, 7 to 15 percent. Some states have it. Some states don't.

它可以從任何地方，我不知道，7％至15％。有些州有它。有些州沒有。

It can very between locations so that one dollar cheeseburger or hamburger

它可以非常地點之間，所以一美元的奶酪漢堡或漢堡包

can actually cost you a dollar ten ($1.10) It gets really frustrating, when you think about it

一塊錢十塊錢

because it's not just sales tax that gets added on to the price.

因為它不僅僅是銷售稅，還被加在了價格上。

If you go out to a restaurant, you also have tipping.

如果你去餐廳吃飯，你也有小費。

And tipping in the US is traditionally between 15% and 20% at a sit down restaurant

而在美國，傳統的坐餐廳小費在15%到20%之間。

So think about it. You go to a sit down restaurant, right?

所以你想想看。你去坐館，對不對？

You have a $100 bill. Ok, I got a $100 bill in my hand, and the bill for the meal is $100 bucks, I should

你手裡有一張100元的鈔票。好吧，我手裡有一張100元的鈔票，吃飯的賬單是100元，我應

be fine. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

好了，就這樣了。哦，不，不，不，不，不。

That $100, well you gotta add on another 10% because of, well taxes, right? And sales tax.

這100美元，以及你得加上另一個10％，因為，以及稅收，對不對？和銷售稅。

And another 15% on top of that for tipping. So now, your 100 dollar bill for dinner

再加15%的小費。所以，現在，你的100美元的賬單吃飯

is actually $125!

其實是125元!

And I know, people might not agree with tipping, but that's how it works in the US.

我知道，大家可能不同意給小費，但在美國就是這樣。

They're not paid a great wage, but they make a lot more money on tips and that's why you get this good

他們的工資不高，但他們賺的小費更多，所以你才會有這種好的

service that we kind of talk about sometimes.

服務，我們種有時談論。

That's where that comes from.

這就是它的由來。

Now the fifth thing that we have that shocks people is when you come here and you think,

現在我們第五件事，讓人震驚的是，當你來到這裡，你會覺得。

"Wow. The US. It's so developed. They got all this stuff here

"哇，美國。它是如此發達。他們得到了這一切的東西在這裡

They must have good public transportation."

他們必須有良好的公共交通。"

Hahahaha. Good and public transportation in the US do not go together.

哈哈哈哈。美國的好和公共交通不搭界。

Yes there are some cities that have decent public transportations; Chicago, New York, Boston. Big cities.

是的，有一些城市有不錯的公共交通，芝加哥，紐約，波士頓。大城市。

You probably can get some decent public transportation within the city

你大概可以在市內乘坐一些像樣的公共交通。

but a lot of places out there, there are either no public transportation, or very limited transportation

但很多地方，要麼沒有公共交通，要麼交通非常有限。

or public transportation that a tourist would not want to ride on.

或遊客不願意乘坐的公共交通工具。

I would say that that does get kind of frustrating. You're like, "But wait. You have all this stuff but you gotta

我想說的是，這確實得到一種令人沮喪的。你會想，"但是，等等。你有這一切的東西，但你得

drive everywhere."

到處開。"

Anyway, the sixth thing that's going to shock you when you come here are the toilets. And specifically,

總之，來到這裡，第六件讓你震驚的事情就是廁所。特別是..,

The public toilets in the US.

美國的公廁。

Look, I know I talk about toilets a lot on my videos, and actually, one of our fans made a video of me just

你看，我知道我談了很多關於廁所 在我的視頻，其實，我們的一個球迷做了一個視頻 我只是. .

saying toilet, toilet, toilet, and all these different places.

說馬桶、馬桶、馬桶，還有這些不同的地方。

But I'll be honest, when you come to the US, public toilets are free.

但我說實話，到了美國，公廁是免費的。

There are tons of public toilets. Restaurants have them free for everybody,

有大量的公共廁所。餐館的廁所對每個人都是免費的。

but the thing is, public toilets in the US are usually kind of gross

但問題是，在美國的公共廁所 通常是一種粗略的

but what I think is funny is when you look at toilets in the US

但我覺得好笑的是，當你看到美國的廁所時

I get a lot of friends of mine coming from around the world

我有很多朋友從世界各地趕來。

like, "Oh my God. Your toilet has so much water in it!"

像，"哦，我的上帝。你的馬桶裡有這麼多水！"

And, yes, the US toilets do use a lot of water. Now, they're starting to get the lower water content toilets

是的，美國的馬桶確實用了很多水。現在，他們開始有了含水量較低的馬桶。

but there are a lot there. So you can be like, "On my God. Am I supposed to wash my feet in the toilet here?"

但有很多有。所以你可以像，"在我的上帝，我應該洗我的腳 在這裡的廁所？"

"Or do I go to the bathroom in it?" It's kind of crazy.

"還是我穿著它去上廁所？"這有點瘋狂。

And probably another toilet thing that shocks people is when you go to a public place

而另一件讓人震驚的廁所事情大概就是當你去公共場所的時候

and they have toilets, there's so much space between the doors. You can literally

他們有廁所， 有這麼多的空間 門之間。你可以從字面上

look through the crack and see who's in there doing their business, what business they're doing

透過縫隙看看誰在那裡做他們的生意，他們在做什麼生意。

what book they might be reading, ok? Because you're going to be able to look through the side of it.

他們可能會讀什麼書，好嗎？因為你要能夠通過它的側面看。

And then, underneath there's like this much gap underneath

然後，下面就有這麼多的空隙，下面就有這麼多的空隙

so you can see, "Oh are their feet there?" But literally, you can see everything. So those public toilets

所以你可以看到，"哦，他們的腳在那裡？"但從字面上看，你可以看到一切。所以那些公共廁所

really are quite public when you are there. And it does kind of shock people when you are there.

真的是相當公開 當你在那裡。當你在那裡的時候，它確實會讓人震驚。

What is cool, is that you do have the toilets all over the place and they are free all over the place in the US

最酷的是，你確實到處都有廁所，而且在美國到處都是免費的。

so, that is a really cool thing.

所以，這是一個非常酷的事情。

So, we have moved from the sunny coasts of Florida to the sunny coast, or banks of the muddy Mississippi

所以，我們已經從佛羅里達州陽光明媚的海岸搬到了陽光明媚的海岸，或者是渾濁的密西西比河岸邊

River. And the next shock we have for you when you come to the US

河。而接下來我們為你準備的震撼，當你來到美國的時候

are the Americanisms when you come here.

是你來這裡時的美國主義。

Look, there are things that are typical U.S.A. and part of that is U - S - A! U - S - A! U - S - A!

你看，有些事情是典型的美國，其中一部分是U-S-A！U-S-A！U-S-A！

Yes, one of the Americanisms here is the patriotism in the US

是的，這裡的美語之一就是美國的愛國主義。

You will see the flag flying all over the place. And the people, they love America. " 'Murica!"

你會看到國旗飄揚在各處。和人民，他們愛美國。"'Murica'！"

You will see that. Some of the, kind of, quirky things about Americans, when you do come here,

你會看到的。美國人的一些，古怪的事情， 當你來到這裡。

you will see. And it's not just America in general. You know, when I talked about the toilets

你會看到。這不僅僅是美國的一般情況。你知道，當我說到廁所的時候

well, one of the things about the toilets is by the toilets you will always see this kind of

好吧，關於廁所的一件事是，在廁所旁，你總會看到這種

silver box next to it and people are bending over at it. And you're like, "what is going on here?"

銀色的盒子旁邊，人們 彎腰在它。你會想，"這是怎麼回事嗎？"

It's a water fountain. Ok?

這是一個噴泉。好嗎？

We like to give away free stuff here in the US. Whether it is free water or free bread at a restaurant, or go to a