GREG HEFFLEY: Chocolate!

巧克力！

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Oh Greg!

哦，格雷格！

GREG HEFFLEY: I'm not going in with a stain on my pants.

我不會帶著褲子上的汙漬進去的。

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Fine.

蘇珊-赫夫利：好的。

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[戲劇性的音樂播放]

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: Poop!

粑粑!

He's pooped his pants!

他拉了一褲子!

GREG HEFFLEY: It's chocolate, see?

這是巧克力，看到了嗎？

[ALARMED CROWD NOISES]

[ALARMED CROWD NOISES]

MALE SPEAKER: On March 25th, Greg.

男發言人：3月25日，格雷格。

SUSAN HEFFLEY: Did you drink all the soda?

你把蘇打水都喝了嗎？

GREG HEFFLEY: [BURPING THE WORD "NO"]

GREG HEFFLEY: [BURPING THE WORD "NO"]

MALE SPEAKER: Rowley.

Rowley.

ROWLEY JEFFERSON: This is what happens when we go to sleep.

這就是我們睡覺時發生的事情。

I'm never going to sleep ever again!

我再也睡不著了!

MALE SPEAKER: Fregley.

Fregley.

Chirag.

奇拉格。

Patty.

帕蒂

PATTY FARRELL: Don't make me beat you up again!

別再讓我打你了！！！"。

MALE SPEAKER: Manny.

Manny.

Holly.

冬青。

HOLLY HILLS: Hi Fregley.

嗨，弗萊格利。

GREG HEFFLEY: She thinks I'm Fregley?

她認為我是弗雷格利？

COACH MALONE: That's gotta hurt.

馬龍教練：那'一定很疼。

MALE SPEAKER: And Rodrick.

還有羅德里克。

RODRICK HEFFLEY: Get in.

上來吧

[TIRES SCREECH]

[輪胎尖叫]

[SCREAMING]

[尖叫]

MALE SPEAKER: In a whole new chapter of the wimpiest saga

在最窩囊的傳奇的全新篇章中。

of all time.

的所有時間。

GREG HEFFLEY: I'm in the ladies.

我在女士們。

Ah!

啊！

RODRICK HEFFLEY: It's about time, little bro, that you

是時候了，小兄弟，那你

learn the secrets to an easy life.

學習輕鬆生活的祕訣。

MALE SPEAKER: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Rodrick Rules.

《懦夫小子日記》，羅德里克規則。

RODRICK HEFFLEY: Rule number one, always lower mom and

規則一，總是降低媽媽和。

dad's expectations.

爸爸'的期望。

GREG HEFFLEY: I took a math test today, and I'm pretty

我今天參加了一個數學考試，我很'我很。

sure I flunked it.

確定我不及格。

FRANK HEFFLEY: Aw, Greg.

噢，格雷格。

GREG HEFFLEY: But, look!

但是，看！

I got a C minus.

我得了個C減。

FRANK HEFFLEY: At least you didn't fail.

至少你沒有失敗。