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  • Joe's our big loser.

  • So we brought him to Citi Field, home of the New York Mets.

  • That's right. And we got our friend to help us out --

  • Mets ace Noah Syndergaard.

  • Noah, do you think you could sign a couple balls for us?

  • -Yeah, no problem. -All right.

  • Okay, and then you're gonna take those autographed balls,

  • you're gonna throw them

  • into the stands for fans,

  • except, Joe, you are gonna intercept them

  • and steal

  • everyone's autographs.

  • It's gonna be great.

  • New York sports fans are known for their calm demeanor.

  • -You're gonna be fine. -You're gonna die.

  • Joe: Yeah, I know.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Sal: Okay, so here we go. It's right before game time.

  • Noah's out there signing autographs

  • for fans like he does.

  • Little kids dream of this.

  • I mean, this is the star pitcher, right?

  • That's right. Noah is the main man.

  • He's gonna give signed balls to all these fans eventually.

  • Just...not right now.

  • -There he is. -There he is.

  • Super fan Joe Gatto. There he is.

  • Avid collector.

  • Joe: Noah's down there. Oh, there he is.

  • Joe is playing the role of fanatic today.

  • -Look at the satchel.

  • -Joe, I got to be honest.

  • You're not the headband type.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right, Joe, your goal is to steal

  • as many balls as Noah throws to the fans.

  • -Joe, this kid right there. -Look at that little kid.

  • -With the hat on. -He has his glove.

  • -He's waiting for Noah. -There we go.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Here we go. Here we go!

  • -Here we go.

  • Sir, the ball is intended for the boy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Sal: The kid is dumbfounded. He's like,

  • "That was literally gonna be the best day of my life."

  • Murr: Joe, he still wants a ball. He sti

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's not for the guy with the headband.

  • It's for the kids.

  • -Oh! -Ohh!

  • Gotta be quicker.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Murr: You're the biggest jerk in the world.

  • Next time you call him,

  • go "Jeter!"

  • Murr: You're the biggest jerk in the world.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right, Joe.

  • Move along.

  • I'm sorry. Did you want to get her a ball?

  • Yeah, yeah, come here. I know him.

  • Yeah. Just pretend you're my daughter.

  • Thor, one for

  • my little girl!

  • Great.

  • Great.

  • Uh, it was for the little girl. Thanks.

  • Murr: Oh, Joe got it. Joe got it.

  • -There you go. -Joe, run. Get out of there.

  • See, look, it's signed to him and everything.

  • Thank you.

  • Q: Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

  • That's nine. I got another one.

  • I gave -- No, I gave it to the guy.

  • Murr: Oh, the mother's chasing Joe.

  • -Guys, you can get it on eBay. -The mother's chasing you.

  • -Oh, no. -What happened?

  • You cannot do that!

  • Give me the ball!

  • That's wrong!

  • This one?

  • Stop! That is wrong!

  • What do we do here,

  • fellas?

  • Talk about eBay. Talk about eBay.

  • -You can get it on eBay.

  • -How dare you!

  • "Look, I'm as big a Jeter fan as anyone."

  • I'm as big a Jeter fan as any.

  • Woman: You apologize!

  • I am 1,000% sorry.

  • "So sorry I didn't get that ball" and walk away.

  • Sal: "So sorry I didn't get the ball."

  • "I'm so sorry I didn't get that ball."

  • I'm so sorry

  • I didn't get that ball.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh, my God!

  • Get out of there before she kills you, Joe.

  • All right, guys, so, I think I got enough balls.

Joe's our big loser.

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