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  • Follow that tape.

  • [ Ominous music plays ]

  • Oh, no.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's done.

  • There's no way I'm going in there.

  • Joe: The arrow's pointed down, right?

  • -Guys -- guys -- -Come on! Get in there!

  • There he goes.

  • Look at him going

  • that you know I can't do?!youg

  • You are halfway in the sewer, yelling at us!

  • -Get back in there! -Come on! Get in there!

  • ♪♪

  • Oh [bleep]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh [bleep]hat the [b?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I see two people in a cage. -Oh, you should go take a look.

  • Well, get closer.

  • Should see who it is because, you may know them.

  • Wait, those are my [bleep] nieces...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Sal's nieces! In the cage!

  • Are you okay?

  • Why are you here?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right.

  • So what's the -- padlock here.

  • Where's the key?

  • The key right there, that's hanging right there?

  • Well, it looks like you guys are staying in there.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Rattling ]

  • Oh, my God!

  • [ Growling ]

  • -Oh, my God! -It's a zombie apocalypse!

  • Oh! My! God!

  • Get away from me, you sons a bitches!

  • Oh, you got to be [bleep] me right now.

  • Get the [bleep] out of here, you stupid son of a bitch.

  • Oh, this is [bleep]

  • out of control.

  • I'm hyperventilating.

  • Q: Oh, are you gonna let

  • your nieces get eaten

  • by these zombies or are you gonna get that key

  • and save their life?!

  • Aah!

  • We had those fun What the [bleep] is this?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Murr: Oh, bud...

  • -Oh. -Oh, nice.

  • -He got it. -That's it!

  • But how are you gonna get down? They're blocking the exit.

  • -I hate you [bleep] people. -I wish you had some big,

  • raw meat that you could throw over the railing.

  • Oh, God.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • are handling this so much better than you.

  • [ Gags ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Get it, get it.

  • -There you go!

  • -There you go! -Nice, buddy!

  • Murr: Distract the zombies!

  • You hungry, bitches?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Here we go!

  • -Here we go, here we go!

  • You need a weapon, buddy! You need a weapon!

  • -This [bleep] bat? -Get it through the head!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Head down!

  • -There you go, buddy! -got to him 'em in the head!

  • Q: You look like an action hero, buddy!

  • This is it!

  • -I'm scared of heights!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Unlock the cage, buddy!

  • I [bleep] hate this.

  • ♪♪

  • Stay there.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • We got to push the cage.

  • Come on! Stay with me! I'll protect you!

  • Finally he thinks about his nieces and them being safe.

  • Murr: Come on! Go, Sal! Go!

  • Finally he tGo, go!bout his Get out of here! Go! safe.

  • Screw you, zombies!

  • Oh [bleep] you! You're infected!

Follow that tape.

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