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  • so as we all know by now unless you've been living under a rock

  • Miley Cyrus gave are really awkward performance

  • at the Emmys the other night now i've seen multiple articles

  • that try to defend her

  • in a weird way they're like yeah how well your saying it was a bad

  • performance

  • your sexist no I'm not sexist

  • it was just a bad performance she look like an idiot

  • now am I saying she should be allowed to prance around on stage in

  • almost no clothes n you know do public trust in all that nonsense and pork on

  • Robin fake now go right ahead I got no problems with that all I am saying is

  • that you look like an idiot

  • so free country cuts both ways you can dance like an act like that

  • I can call now for what it is you look stupid now

  • are understand is there anybody who doesn't get what's going on here

  • psychologically with her

  • I mean she is that age where she's going through the rebellious phase like oh

  • yeah well I was a wholesome family star in the Disney Channel on I was known for

  • being my christian conservative

  • for now I'm not now I'm wild and crazy aunt working and I'm

  • I like but sex drugs lawn so while

  • you see me see me wild my wild in a while yes Miley ICU your fucking while

  • nobody cares it's really not that hard it's not interesting is that whatever

  • I've seen a trillion times

  • Britney Spears yeah are you guys know all those different stories right

  • well the onion got this is such an amazing story

  • in 2008 8 2008

  • basically predicted this whole thing it's like they had a crystal fucking

  • ball

  • was into a segment they did and then we'll discuss

  • this week the New York Times will run the first in a six-part series examining

  • america's overuse of Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus

  • most experts now agree that at current usage levels

  • Miley Cyrus will be drained drive entertainment value by 2013

  • joining us now is Miley researcher doctor Justin can t

  • from the Institute for Sustainable Cyrus use doctor you say this is the worst

  • entertainment crisis humanity has ever faced

  • absolutely miley is a potent entertainment resource but we are

  • overusing heard on president at levels

  • she's on television albums toys clothing okay she has eight sold out live concert

  • series

  • if we don't act now the downer smiley who likes text messaging with their

  • friends and playing guitar in her bedroom

  • will be wiped off the earth for ever you point to the examples and Lindsey Lowe

  • head Britney Spears

  • the Olsen twelve-day were Bala for entertainment resources

  • that are over consumption reduced to smoldering remnants

  • but we're burning through my leader for more aggressive rate than what is the

  • time live here

  • typically 18h dark enough profits drilled from her for approximately six

  • years

  • before dropping down to issue too wild levels miley was discovered only three

  • years ago

  • in already there's pregnancy rumors the photos scandal however though Disney

  • says it has plans to pump songs and shows out of Molly for at least another

  • three to five years

  • before discarding what's left of her she will last that long within two years

  • she'll be a little more than a wizard desiccated

  • hoskin cable wall causing any one any amusement

  • and also what are the consequences if we don't cut back on ARM I'll use

  • as Miley entertainment becomes more and more scarce the millions of families

  • across the world that have drawn depended on it will begin to fight for

  • it or or hoarded

  • society as we know it will fail to function governments will collapse

  • humanity will be reduced to roving tribe so barbarians

  • constantly searching and fighting and scouring the landscape for the last

  • remaining

  • Hannah Montana fashion doll or the best of both worlds CD

  • how impressive is that like okay

  • I mean I like to think I'm pretty good at making predictions

  • I know other people were going to making predictions but that was damn near spot

  • on man

  • well you know what it is and maybe this kinda contradict myself because it's

  • I guess it's not all that impressive all they did was take them although the

  • Britney Spears in the world the Lindsay Lohan to the world

  • and have other up pop star

  • females and very popular females end males by the way they do it all the time

  • too

  • and they said well this is the normal progression

  • they start out as a child star then this happened when that happens the next

  • thing you know you're talking on stage with big teddy bears on Robin takes cock

so as we all know by now unless you've been living under a rock

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