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  • You're wasting staples.

  • Q: You're the copy center cut-up.

  • All right, dude. Stop it.

  • You're wasting -- come on. Now you're --

  • I'm gonna write you up. I'm gonna write you up.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right. You're picking up.

  • Do you have the name you're picking up for?

  • Try to get his wife's e-mail address.

  • Okay, uh, it needs delivered, and today's --

  • what's today's date?

  • Today's the 1st.

  • October 1st.

  • Uh-huh.

  • And then your wife's e-mail?

  • [ Q laughs ]

  • Wife's e-mail?

  • Yeah, for right here.

  • See, phone number, name -- Joshua.

  • Q: He's trying to slip it in.

  • This is the wife -- your wife's e-mail address.

  • Uh...

  • [Bleep]@aol.com

  • Q: He did it!

  • Murr: Sal,

  • tell this guy,

  • "you know, you have a really great forehead."

  • You got a --

  • you have a good forehead.

  • Really great.

  • Were you just -- I was just saying that to myself.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Q:

  • This dude right here.

  • Hypnotize him with your jiggling.

  • [ Q laughs ]

  • Joe: Just getting copies?

  • e-mail.

  • Look at how stupid they look.

  • Try and get this guy's attention,

  • 'cause he's not looking up.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Guys, both go in at the same time.

  • So he wants to copy this.

  • He's got four scans.

  • [ Laughs ] He just noticed!

  • Okay. Now both go to the left.

  • Jiggle.

  • And now right, jiggle.

  • Now back, jiggle.

  • And forward, jiggle.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • 20 copies of each one? Okay.

  • Joe, stand between Sal

  • and the customer,

  • blocking

  • everything they do.

  • So, basically --

  • yeah.

  • I'll give it a count. How many did you get?

  • 14?

  • So we're looking at 280 copies.

  • Do you want to just hold on for them right now?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Okay.

  • Let me just double-check that I have the right amount.

  • 4...5...

  • So you want 20 of each?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Be right back.

  • Can I help you?

  • Oh, he's got you. Okay, great.

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • How's it going, bud?

  • Oh, wow.

  • We can print as many as you want.

  • Yeah?

  • You can do anything here, bro.

  • We could fax your balls

  • if you want.

  • Yeah, we're able to do anything.

  • I mean,

  • you can come in here,

  • let's say you want to fax your balls.

  • We can accommodate almost any request here,

  • we'll full service.

  • If someone came in and wanted to, like,

  • fax their balls, we could do that.

  • Yeah, we do glossy, Matte, color,

  • black and white, card stock.

  • Or if you need to facsimile your balls

  • to someone across the country.

  • If someone wanted to facsimile their balls, we could do that.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Q:

  • You laugh, but in 2004,

  • we were kept in business by ball faxes.

  • You laugh, but in 2004,

  • most of our business came

  • from ball facsimiles.

  • What?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • How you doing? You want to fax those nuts?

You're wasting staples.

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