Q: You're the copy center cut-up.

All right, dude. Stop it.

You're wasting -- come on. Now you're --

I'm gonna write you up. I'm gonna write you up.

[ Laughter ]

All right. You're picking up.

Do you have the name you're picking up for?

Try to get his wife's e-mail address.

Okay, uh, it needs delivered, and today's --

what's today's date?

Today's the 1st.

October 1st.

Uh-huh.

And then your wife's e-mail?

[ Q laughs ]

Wife's e-mail?

Yeah, for right here.

See, phone number, name -- Joshua.

Q: He's trying to slip it in.

This is the wife -- your wife's e-mail address.

Uh...

[Bleep]@aol.com

Q: He did it!

Murr: Sal,

tell this guy,

"you know, you have a really great forehead."

You got a --

you have a good forehead.

Really great.

Were you just -- I was just saying that to myself.

[ Laughter ]

Q:

This dude right here.

Hypnotize him with your jiggling.

[ Q laughs ]

Joe: Just getting copies?

e-mail.

Look at how stupid they look.

Try and get this guy's attention,

'cause he's not looking up.

[ Laughter ]

Guys, both go in at the same time.

So he wants to copy this.

He's got four scans.

[ Laughs ] He just noticed!

Okay. Now both go to the left.

Jiggle.

And now right, jiggle.

Now back, jiggle.

And forward, jiggle.

[ Laughs ]

20 copies of each one? Okay.

Joe, stand between Sal

and the customer,

blocking

everything they do.

So, basically --

yeah.

I'll give it a count. How many did you get?

14?

So we're looking at 280 copies.

Do you want to just hold on for them right now?

[ Laughter ]

Okay.

Let me just double-check that I have the right amount.

4...5...

So you want 20 of each?

Yeah.

Okay.

Be right back.

Can I help you?

Oh, he's got you. Okay, great.

[ Both laugh ]

How's it going, bud?

Oh, wow.

We can print as many as you want.

Yeah?

You can do anything here, bro.

We could fax your balls

if you want.

Yeah, we're able to do anything.

I mean,

you can come in here,

let's say you want to fax your balls.

We can accommodate almost any request here,

we'll full service.

If someone came in and wanted to, like,

fax their balls, we could do that.

Yeah, we do glossy, Matte, color,

black and white, card stock.

Or if you need to facsimile your balls

to someone across the country.

If someone wanted to facsimile their balls, we could do that.

[ Laughs ]

Q:

You laugh, but in 2004,

we were kept in business by ball faxes.

You laugh, but in 2004,

most of our business came

from ball facsimiles.

What?

[ Laughter ]

How you doing? You want to fax those nuts?