Buddy, we want you to

go down to the food court

and then await further instructions.

That's how it's gonna be? We're not gonna reveal any info?

Await further instructions. Always with the...

You're not gonna tell me what I got to do right now?

-No! -No.

Just, shh.

There's gonna be a big twist-a-roo?

No, watch this.

Ready? Swipe.

♪♪

There he is.

King of the food court.

Q: No, he hates food courts. Sal is not a food-court fan.

You ready for what

you have to do?

-Can I guess? -Sure. Take a guess.

What is this, season 2?

[ Chuckles ]

I'm gonna put you on with the wig master general.

Murr: Sal, you see how there's all these people

talking in the food court?

Yeah...

So, we want you to shush people.

[ Laughs ]

Q: One on one, go up to people

and ask them to --

Individual shushing is what we're looking for.

Let's just bring it down.

Oh, boy. All right.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, they're talkin'.

You son of a bitch.

[ Laughter ]

Ready? In 3, 2, 1...

shush!

Ohh...

[ Laughter ]

You just shoot a blank? Come on.

Shhhh!

[ Laughter ]

They're doing their best to ignore him!

I say you hit 'er again.

Please, guys, guys, guys...

In front of you are a bunch of construction workers.

[ Groaning ]

Joe: Sending him in for the shush.

I'm not gonna lie, buddy,

I straight up

want to see you get killed.

All: 4, 3, 2, 1...

Shh!

[ Laughter ]

-Ohh-ho-ho! -One more -- shush!

Shh.

I'm out of here. I'm leaving real fast.

[ Laughter ]

And he's gonna -- the slight jog down the steps, and he's out!

This is harder than anything I've done.

Sal's not being rude.

They're being rude being so loud!

Yes. So Sal is doing a service.

They're being rude being so loud! Th!

Q: Sal, you remember in, um, "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"

where he's like, "I'm trying to use the phoooone!"

Gimme that.

[ Laughter ]

[ As Pee-wee Herman ] I'm trying to use the phone!

[ Laughter ]

Shh.

Ohh.

-[ Chuckling ] Ohh. -Ahh!

Can I please leave?

One more. One more.

Shush!

Phone! Shush!

[ Laughter ]

You can get up. Walk away.

Sal, I'm gonna want you to do a drive-by --

"Phone, phone, shush, shush," and just keep going.

Shh. Shh. Phone. Phone.

[ Laughter ]

Sal, you know, that's a pretty good impersonation, buddy.

Joe: It's not bad.

Sal, what about this girl right in front of you on the cell phone?

-Yeah. Good luck.

-Be aggressive.

Get her! Get her!

He's comin' in hot

for the shush.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[ Laughter ]

He's hiding.

Murr: "Mind your own business"! Ahh!

[ Laughter ]

Oh, look! Look!

Uh-oh!

-Wow! -Ohh!

-Good luck with that.

-Oh, wow!

I gotta -- I gotta -- I gotta -- Ow!

Sal, why you going in there?!

He ran into the door!

He had to get out!

I'm not doing any more. I'm done now.

That's it. I'm not gonna

do it anymore.