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  • My staff is constantly talking about how observant I am.

    我的員工不斷地在談論我是如何的觀察力。

  • And so here's what they did to me today.

    所以今天他們對我做了什麼。

  • All right, just hand it to me.

    好吧,把它給我。

  • So they said at some point while I'm talking,

    所以他們說在我'說話的時候,在某個點。

  • I'm going to get an envelope with instructions in it.

    我'去拿一個信封,裡面有說明。

  • And, thank you Esteban.

    還有,謝謝你埃斯特班。

  • That's not his name.

    那不是他的名字。

  • I'm observant enough to know that's not his name.

    我'觀察力夠強,知道那不是他的名字。

  • What is it?

    什麼事?

  • It's Pete, right?

    是皮特吧?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Says Dear Ellen, We thought we'd play a game with you today.

    說親愛的艾倫,我們認為我們'今天會和你玩一個遊戲。

  • Somewhere hidden in the audience is a celebrity that you know.

    在觀眾席的某個角落,藏著一個你認識的名人。

  • The only catch is we hired an award winning makeup artist

    唯一的問題是我們請了一個獲獎的化妝師。

  • and disguised them.

    並對其進行了偽裝。

  • You have 15 seconds to find this celebrity.

    你有15秒的時間找到這個名人。

  • But you can't move from where you're standing.

    但你不能從你所站的地方'移動。

  • Ready.

    準備好了

  • Go.

    去吧

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • [LOUD BUZZER]

    [LOUD BUZZER]

  • Are you pointing to that man right there with the pipe?

    你指的是那個拿著管子的人嗎?

  • No, that is one of my producers.

    不,那是我的一個製片人。

  • And I noticed him right away.

    我馬上就注意到了他。

  • It-- it threw me off at first to see,

    它... ... 一開始讓我看不下去了。

  • not only-- not only him but my writer Jason who's in a dress.

    不僅--不僅是他,還有我的作家傑森,他穿著裙子。

  • Hi.

    嗨,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • All right, the audience, I'm just being told,

    好了,觀眾們,我'只是被告知。

  • do not help me if you think you know who it is.

    如果你認為你知道是誰,就不要幫我。

  • The audience cannot help me.

    觀眾不能幫助我。

  • They're playing a game with me.

    他們'在和我玩遊戲。

  • I see another writer who is Allison

    我看到另一個作家是Allison

  • who is in a wig and glasses.

    戴著假髮和眼鏡的人。

  • So they're trying to throw me off.

    所以他們想把我趕走。

  • Because when I first walked out here, OK.

    因為當我第一次走出這裡時,OK。

  • So now, now, OK, turn the page it says.

    所以現在,現在,好了,翻開這一頁,上面寫著。

  • I'm going to have more time, right?

    我'會有更多的時間,對嗎?

  • I can look-- your observational skills

    我可以看看... 你的觀察力

  • have-- if you haven't observed the hidden celebrity,

    有--如果你沒有觀察到隱藏的名人。

  • you can go up into the audience, get a closer look.

    你可以走到觀眾席上,近距離觀察。

  • You have one minute.

    你有一分鐘的時間

  • Then you will have hints on other pages.

    然後你會在其他頁面上有提示。

  • OK, I have one minute now.

    好吧,我現在有一分鐘的時間。

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • All right, ah.

    好吧,啊。

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • Why are you all holding hands?

    你們為什麼都牽手?

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • Sorry, I wanted to see if that was a wig.

    對不起,我想看看那是不是假髮。

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • Jennifer Aniston, no.

    詹妮弗-安妮斯頓,不。

  • [RATTLING TIMER GOING FASTER]

    [RATTLING TIMEER GOING FASTER]

  • This noise is very aggravating.

    這種噪音讓人非常惱火。

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • Are you with that man?

    你和那個男人在一起嗎?

  • Are you with that man?

    你和那個男人在一起嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Do you know him?

    你認識他嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • [RATTLING TIMER]

    [RATTLING TIMER]

  • Four, three, two, one.

    四、三、二、一

  • [LOUD BUZZER]

    [LOUD BUZZER]

  • OK.

    好的

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Um, here's a hint.

    嗯,這裡有一個提示。

  • He did not play a character in Finding Dory.

    他沒有在《尋找多莉》中扮演一個角色。

  • That is not a hint.

    這不是一個暗示。

  • He's part of an Emmy award winning family.

    他'是一個艾美獎獲獎家庭的一員。

  • Emmy award winning family.

    艾美獎獲獎家庭。

  • That's, like, I'm thinking Modern Family?

    這就像,我在想《摩登家庭》?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Is that what I'm thinking?

    是我'的想法嗎?

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

    [人群歡呼]

  • I'll walk around more.

    我'會多走走。

  • Well, we know it's-- it's a man.

    我們知道那是... 那是個男人

  • We know that.

    我們知道這一點。

  • OK.

    好的

  • Why are you all holding hands?

    你們為什麼都牽手?

  • We're excited.

    我們'很興奮。

  • We love you.

    我們愛你

  • OK, good.

    好,很好。

  • But, like, are you one person somehow pretending to be--

    但是,就像,你是一個人莫名其妙地假裝是 --

  • well it's Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

    好吧,它'的傑西-泰勒-弗格森。

  • So now I-- I know that.

    所以現在我... 我知道了

  • You did-- wh-- you're not saying-- you came with him?

    你是... 你不是說... 你跟他一起來的?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • No, you didn't.

    不,你沒有。

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

    [人群歡呼]

  • Hi.

    嗨,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • I do not speak the English.

    我不會說英語。

  • Oh, no?

    哦,不是嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • No.

    不知道

  • Ah--

    啊...

  • Hi.

    嗨,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • Hi.

    嗨,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • I-- I did not think that you--

    我... 我沒想到你...

  • Things have really gone down hill since I last saw you.

    自從我最後一次見到你後,事情真的變得很糟糕。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • All right, so, I'm told there's like a transformation we

    好吧,所以,我告訴你,有像一個轉換我們

  • can watch.

    可以看。

  • How long did it-- well, we'll watch.

    多久了------------------------------------------------------------------------------------我們拭目以待。

  • I've been here for three days.

    我已經在這裡呆了三天了。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Walk down here, and then we'll watch this.

    走到這裡,然後我們'看這個。

  • Bye Debbie.

    再見,黛比

  • Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

    做,做,做,做,做,做,做。

  • That's sneaky music because I'm about to get into a disguise

    那是偷偷摸摸的音樂,因為我馬上就要進入偽裝狀態了。

  • to surprise Ellen.

    來給艾倫一個驚喜。

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

    [音樂播放]

  • Yeah, I think I kind of like it.

    是的,我想我有點喜歡它。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I think I might get a nose job after this.

    我想我可能會在這之後去隆鼻。

  • [MUSIC PLAYING] Sing.

    [MUSIC PLAYING] Sing.

  • The fact that this guy bought a single ticket to come

    事實上,這傢伙買了一張單程票來。

  • see Ellen, I think should be of great concern to everyone.

    看到埃倫,我想應該是每個人都非常關注的。

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

    [音樂播放]

  • Dealing with this extra weight that I've just

    處理這個額外的重量,我已經剛剛。

  • put on very quickly.

    很快就穿上了。

  • I'm not hating it.

    我'不討厭它。

  • It's a no pain muffin top.

    這是一個不痛不癢的鬆餅頂。

  • Ellen, best of luck finding me.

    艾倫,祝你找到我。

  • [MUSIC PLAYING] Sing.

    [MUSIC PLAYING] Sing.

  • That's so funny.

    那太有趣了。

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

    [人群歡呼]

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • The foot is under there.

    腳就在那下面。

  • What is happening under here?

    這下面發生了什麼?

  • I just have my no show socks.

    我只是有我的不露面的襪子。

  • Ah ha.

    啊哈。

  • I want a pantsuit.

    我想要一套褲裝。

  • Uh-huh.

    嗯哼

  • All right, I really did, I--

    好吧,我真的做了,我 -

  • when I asked if she came with you,

    當我問她是否和你一起來的時候

  • I didn't want to be insulting.

    我不想被侮辱。

  • I thought you looked a little strange.

    我覺得你看起來有點奇怪。

  • And I thought ah--

    我想啊 --

  • I just--

    我只是...

  • That's Debbie and she's just a friend.

    那是黛比,她只是朋友。

  • Uh-huh.

    嗯哼

  • Hi Debbie.

    嗨,黛比

  • All right, so go get cleaned up.

    好吧,那就去清理一下吧。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I guess you're going to come back later on.

    我想你'以後會回來的。

  • I'll be back.

    我還會回來的

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I'll see you later.

    遲點見。

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

    [人群歡呼]

My staff is constantly talking about how observant I am.

我的員工不斷地在談論我是如何的觀察力。

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