Name: The Insane Way I Cheated On A College Test
Uploaded: 2018-04-09T03:28:43.000Z
Duration: 7 min 9 s

過去簡單式

- My freshman year of college, I cheated on a final,

- 大一的時候，我在期末考試中作弊。

Okay, before we start, cheating might be a strong word.

好吧，在我們開始之前，作弊可能是一個強烈的詞。

我把這個問題留給你們大家去解決。

So I was home on a little break from school.

於是，我在學校裡放了個小假在家。

Nothing holiday related, just a weekend at my parents house.

與節日無關，只是在我父母家過了一個週末。

It was Sunday and I was leaving that night

那天是星期天，我當天晚上就要走了

My point being school and home were not close to each other.

我的意思是學校和家並不相鄰。

如果我是誠實的，它是一個有點困難的

to go to school in a place that's far from home.

Anyways, it was end of April, Spring semester

I'd classify myself as in intelligent person.

Now when I say that, would I call myself a genius?

現在我這麼說，我會不會說自己是天才？

在我意識到這一點之前，我已經回去了

I had a final the very next morning, Monday morning.

第二天早上，也就是週一早上，我就做了一次期末考試。

For whatever reason, before I even left my parents house,

不知道為什麼，在我還沒離開父母家之前。

I thought to myself, I'm not taking that test tomorrow.

My thought was, I could buy myself a couple extra days

我的想法是，我可以為自己多爭取幾天時間

and get ready for the test in my own time.

並在我自己的時間裡準備考試。

I sent the email, got on to my very not canceled flight,

我發了郵件，上了我的很不取消的班機。

"No problem, sorry to hear about your flight.

"只要把你新飛的證明拿給我就行了。

好吧，好吧，好吧，只是冷靜下來。

I have no choice but to own up to my mistakes

我別無選擇，只能認清自己的錯誤

and face the situation that I've created.

或者，聽我說完，我抬起頭來。

I don't know, a template for a plane ticket,

create a fake boarding pass to present to my professor.

製作一張假的登機牌，送給我的教授。

We arrange a new time for me to take the final,

我們安排一個新的時間讓我參加決賽。

I needed to craft something that was believable.

Actually, more than believable, authentic.

He's a smart guy, he's a college professor.

他是個聰明人，他是個大學教授。

He could probably look up if a flight was real.

So I just needed to make it seem like I was on that flight.

所以我只需要讓它看起來像我在那架飛機上。

I was starting to feel like I was a character on Lost.

我開始覺得自己是《迷失》裡的一個角色。

Somehow, after days of studying, and terrifying nights

不知道為什麼，經過幾天的學習，和可怕的夜晚。

of dreams of expulsion, I completed both tasks.

的夢想驅逐，我完成了這兩項任務。

I was ready for the greatest trick I'd ever pull.

我已經準備好了我最厲害的把戲。

I'm trying to figure out what he's thinking.

到目前為止，他似乎奇異的平靜。

我想我已經準備好接受這次測試了。

and oh here's that airline information you asked for.

哦，這裡是你要的航空公司資訊。

I hand over the goods, he looks them over briefly

我把貨遞給他，他簡單看了看。

Internally I'm like, and that's how it's done baby,

內部我很喜歡，這就是它是如何做的寶貝。

"所以，在你參加考試的時候，"

I'm surprised I didn't just burst into flames

我很驚訝，我沒有突然間燃燒起來

是的，不，當然，這聽起來不錯。

at the desk in his classroom, my life, it was over.

在他教室裡的課桌前，我的生活，已經結束了。

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