I'm just eating spoonfuls of sugar.

正在吃整湯匙的糖的境界了

Today we're having over a hundred different KitKats.

今天我們要來嚐嚐超過一百種不同口味的 KitKat

I'm gonna try 'em all and tell you which one

我要把他們全部都嚐過然後告訴大家

is definitively the best flavor of KitKat.

哪一個才是 KitKat 最讚的口味

Last time I had too much food, I tried every item

上次我吃太多食物了，我嚐了

on the McDonald's menu.

帶當勞菜單上的所有東西

That was very difficult.

那個真的很困難

Oh, god.

噢，老天

Wow, oh, gosh, this is a lot of candy.

哇，喔，天啊，好多糖果

Oh, wow, this guy's (bleep) pumped.

喔，哇，這小傢伙整個澎起來了

This one smells bonkers.

這個聞起來很猛喔

Mmm, wow, it really tastes like tangerine.

嗯，哇，這真的嚐起來像橘子

This one smells like dark chocolate.

這個聞起來像黑巧克力

Tastes like chocolate.

嚐起來也像巧克力

Alright, this is a vampire.

好的，這是個吸血鬼

It says, "hand talk".

上面寫著「用手說話」

Why is that the only English they gave me?

為什麼上面唯一的英文是這句？

I don't know what flavor this is.

我不知道這是什麼口味

Coconut? Vanilla?

椰子？香草？

Remember when you're 12 and you go the dentist

還記得 12 歲的時候去看牙醫

and they give you strawberry fluoride?

他們會給你草莓口味的氟化物嗎？

It's strawberry fluoride Kit Kat.

這就是草莓氟化物口味 KitKat

I'm goin' for one of these single ones.

我要來吃吃看這些只有一個的

These are Kit Kat fancy.

他們是奢華版 Kit Kat

This looks like a tiny energy bar.

這看起來像是迷你能量棒

Mmm.

嗯

Tastes like eating a plant.

這味道像是在吃一盆植物

Alright, let's try strawberry.

好的，來吃吃看草莓

Oh, it smells like Pocky.

喔，這聞起來像 Pocky

Wow, Kit Kat is...

哇，Kit Kat 就是...

It's Pocky.

就是 Pocky

Hock-o, ho-kay-do melon.

北...北海道哈密瓜

Tastes like watermelon Bubblicious.

吃起來像西瓜口味泡泡糖

Cookies and cream.

淇淋巧酥

Kind of tastes caramel-y.

有點焦糖的味道

A little coffee-ee.

一點點咖啡的味道

It tastes like a treat you'd get at a Christmas open house

味道有點像家具店在聖誕節的開放參觀日

at a furniture store.

發送的零食

It looks to be two pieces of toasted bread

這看起來應該是兩片烤過的麵包

with beans in the middle.

中間夾著豆沙餡

How many have I had?

我吃了幾個了？

(speed talking)

(快轉)

16 or 17?

16 或 17？

That's not very many.

還沒有非常多

This one's boring.

這個有點無趣

Oh, this one's called amaze-egg.

喔，這個叫做ㄊ...

Ama-zegg, a-mez-ak-ee.

甜ㄐ... 甜酒

Oh, wow, it smells immediately like alcohol.

喔，哇，這馬上就聞得到酒精的味道

It kinda burns like alcohol burns.

這就像在喝酒一樣的燃燒

Oh, god! (laughs)

喔，老天 (笑)

Oh, it's sour!

喔，好酸！

Oh, whoa!

噢，哇！

Another white chocolate one, my god.

又一個白巧克力的，我的天

What, (laughs) is that?

這個 (笑) 是什麼？

Lemon?

檸檬？

Oh, god, it's white chocolate again.

喔，老天，又是白巧克力

Grape.

葡萄

It's purple, as we all expected.

是紫色的，跟我們想的一樣

Like, it's not bad.

還不差啦

Cognac and grapes.

白蘭地和葡萄

It tastes like Jewish wine.

嚐起來像猶太酒

So this is a nice bright green, maybe a lime, maybe a mint?

這個是漂亮的亮綠色，可能是萊姆，或是薄荷？

Is it wasabi?

這是芥末嗎？

I actually kinda like this.

我其實滿喜歡這個的

Shinshu apple?

信州蘋果？

Smells like green Jolly Ranchers.

聞起來像綠色的糖果

Let's try this strawberry maple.

來吃吃看草莓楓糖口味

Strawberry maple sounds like what happens when

草莓楓糖聽起來像一個可愛的南方女孩

a cute girl from the south marries a Canadian.

嫁給了一個加拿大人後的結果

No maple in that strawberry maple.

這個草莓楓糖裡沒有楓糖的味道

No strawberry.

也沒有草莓

Okay, you gotta up your game.

好吧，你要提高遊戲的水準啊

This is a different packaged sake one,

這是清酒的口味的另一種包裝

so I'm assuming it's gonna be different.

所以我猜應該嚐起來會不一樣

That one really tastes like sake.

這個吃起來真的很有清酒的味道

You know how, like, you're not in control,

你知道當你已經無法控制

like your brain is doing stuff

就是你的大腦開始做一些

without your conscious brain knowing it?

你的意識完全沒有在掌控的事？

I keep, like, going to put this in my mouth,

我一直要把這個塞到我的嘴巴裡

and my hand keeps stopping short of my mouth. (laughs)

然後我的手一直停在我的嘴巴前面 (笑)

(crunching)

(喀滋)

This feels nice, it's cold.

這個口感不錯，冰冰的

♪ Sa-ku-ra. ♪

櫻花

♪ Sa-ku-ra. ♪

櫻花

♪ Cherry blossoms everywhere. ♪

到處都是櫻花

Mmm. (smacking)

嗯 (咀嚼)

That was the one.

這個很讚

This is inspired by chock-la-tor-y.

這個靈感來自於 chock-la-tor-y

Sounds like a chocolate purgatory.

聽起來像是巧克力的淨化

Yep, tastes like butter.

沒錯，就像奶油的味道

♪ Sa-ku-ra. ♪

櫻花

God, it's white chocolate.

老天，是白巧克力

♪ Sa-ku-ra. ♪

櫻花

Sounds like a chocolate purgatory.

聽起來像是巧克力的淨化

♪ Cherry blossoms... ♪

櫻花...

(belches)

(打嗝)

Oh, god.

噢，老天

I'll eat one bar.

我要吃一個

One bar.

一個

I don't know if I can keep going anymore.

我不知道我有沒有辦法繼續

Well, this is fun.

還滿好玩的啦

I didn't eat 'em all but I think I tasted

我沒有法他們全部吃完不過我覺得

all the different flavors and, in terms of an answer,

我嚐過了所有口味裡面，如果想知道答案的話

this matcha, the sakura matcha, is the best one.

這個抹茶，櫻花抹茶口味是最好吃的

All right, we'll see you next time

好吧，我們下次再見

on Keith ruins his stomach.

再來看 Keith 搞壞他的肚子

(ominous chord)

(不吉利的和弦)

So, as you just saw,

就像我們剛剛看到的

Keith didn't actually finish the challenge.

Keith 其實沒有完成挑戰

So, I thought that I'll surprise him with more Kit Kats

所以我打算給他更多 KitKat 當作驚喜

that he has to finish by the end of the day.

然後要他在今天之前吃完

(upbeat clarinet music)

(活力豎笛音樂)

Well, hey.

嘿

Right, yup.

對啊

I didn't.

我沒吃完

Oh, I just have to finish what I didn't eat,

喔，所以我要把我沒吃完的東西吃完

so how many is that?

這樣是多少個

See ya later.

晚點見啦

Thanks.

謝了

Thanks.

謝了

Whoa, shit, look at this!

哇，媽啊，看看這個

Oh, my god!

我的老天

(crunching)

(喀滋)

That one's good.

這個滿好吃的

(smacking)

(咀嚼)

Oh...

噢...

Ooh, it's pink.

噢，是粉紅色的

Really delicate and lovely.

很精緻又很美味

Ugh.

呃

Nice little pile.

可愛的一堆

Raspberry's in the wafer.

覆盆子夾在威化餅裡

(groaning)

(呻吟)

I hope you enjoy the video.

希望你喜歡這支影片

(upbeat instrumental music)

(活力音樂)