-Shut up!

-閉嘴！

-(TV) We can't keep cheating death.

-我們不能一直欺騙死亡。

The fact that we're in this fireworks and bomb factory--

事實上，我們在這個煙花和炸彈工廠 --

-This is so dumb.

-這真是太蠢了

I hope nobody actually believes

我希望沒有人真的相信

that they can get some sort of premonition

他們可以得到某種預感。

and somehow use it to avoid your own death.

並以某種方式利用它來避免自己的死亡。

-Of course not, man. It's just the movie.

-當然不是，夥計當然不是，夥計。 這只是電影。

Can you imagine how stupid it'd be

你能想象那會有多蠢嗎？

if movies were actually realistic?

如果電影真的是現實的？

-Ah, die, you aliens!

-啊，死吧，你們這些外星人！

[gunshots firing, yelling]

[槍聲射擊，大喊大叫]

Huh.

咦。

[zap!]

[啪！]

-Oh, my God, the monster's destroying the city!

-哦，我的天啊，怪物在摧毀城市!

Whoa! Whoa!

哇！哇！

[making weird noises]

[使奇怪的聲音]

-No, I am your father.

-不，我是你父親.

-No... it's not true.

-不... 這不是真的.

It's impossible.

這是不可能的。

-The results are in.

-結果出來了

You are the father.

你是父親。

-Oh, f--k you, you ... piece of s--t!

-哦，去你媽的，你這個... ... 爛貨！

-Oh, hell no!

-哦，見鬼！

-Once this baby hits 88 miles an hour,

-一旦這個寶貝達到88英里的時速。

we will travel through time.

我們將穿越時間。

-Oh... you better hurry up, Doc.

-哦... 你最好快點，醫生。

There's a building up ahead.

前面有一棟樓

-86 miles an hour.

-每小時86英里

88 miles an-- [crash!]

88英里... ... [崩潰！]

[monkeys screeching]

[猴子的尖叫聲]

-This planet sucks.

-這個星球太爛了

-[sighs]

-[嘆氣]

-Elliott.

-埃利奧特。

-[shrieks, gunshot]

-[尖叫聲，槍聲]

[sighs in relief] I thought you were a black midget.

我還以為你是個黑侏儒呢。

-Oh, hell no!

-哦，見鬼！

-So glad I took the blue pill.

-很高興我吃了藍色藥丸

-You wanna know how I got these scars?

-你想知道我怎麼會有這些傷疤嗎？

-Uh... acne?

-呃... 痤瘡？

-How did you know?

-你怎麼知道？

[calm music playing]

[平靜的音樂播放]

-Wait. You're poor? Ew!

-等等，你是窮人？Ew!

-What are you-- wha- waahh!!

-你是什麼... ... 哇！

[splash!]

[水花！]

-Oh, hell no!

-哦，見鬼！

-Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if it was realistic.

-是啊，我想如果是現實的話，那就太傻了。

-Yup, like always.

-是的，像往常一樣

-Oh crap, I'm gonna be late for my date.

-哦，糟糕，我的約會要遲到了。

-Lunch with your mom's friend does not count as a date.

-和你媽媽的朋友吃午飯不算是約會。

-[whining]: Yes it does!

-[抱怨]：是的，它是！

Hey, Mom. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.

嘿，媽媽。 - 是啊，是啊，我馬上就到。是啊，是啊，我就在那裡。

Now you're sure Mildred will be there, right?

你確定米爾德里德會去吧？

[truck horn honks, crash!]

[卡車喇叭聲，碰撞！]

[gasps, heart beating]

[喘氣，心臟跳動]

-Lunch with your mom's friend does not count as a date.

-和你媽媽的朋友吃午飯不算是約會。

-[thinking]: I have to find a way to cheat death.

-[思考]。我必須找到一個欺騙死亡的方法。

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道了。

Hey Anthony, I dropped a quarter in the street

嘿，安東尼，我在街上掉了一個25美分。

if you want it.

如果你想要它。

-F--k yeah!

-好啊！

[laughs]

[笑]

Are you sure? I don't see anything out here.

你確定嗎？我沒有看到任何東西在這裡。

-Are you sure there aren't any, like, firetrucks or any--

-你確定沒有消防車之類的... ...

[truck horn honks, crash!]

[卡車喇叭聲，碰撞！]

-To see bloopers and a deleted scene from Avatar

-看 "阿凡達 "的花絮和被刪除的場景

and Predator,

和 "捕食者"。

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謝謝你的訂閱。

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特別是如果你是一個黑色的侏儒！

-Oh, hell no! [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

-哦, 見鬼了! (SpongeSebastian的字幕)[SpongeSebastian字幕]