Let's go to the bathroom and talk about girl stuff!

讓我們去洗手間，談談女孩的事情吧!

-Shut up!

-閉嘴！

-The following is based on a true story.

-以下是根據一個真實故事改編的。

The names have been changed

名稱已更改

to protect the person's identity.

以保護該人的身份。

-She's supposed to be an even better actress

-她應該是一個更優秀的女演員。

than Megan Fox.

比梅根-福克斯。

-Dude, how is that possible? Megan Fox is like the--

-夥計，這怎麼可能？梅根-福克斯就像...

-Oh, I gotta go pee really quick.

-哦，我得趕快去尿尿了

-Dude, come on. We're already gonna be late.

-老兄，快點我們已經要遲到了

-Well, I don't want to piss myself in movies.

-我可不想在電影裡撒尿。

-Yeah, I should probably go too.

-是的，我也應該去。

Oh come on man, you said you were just going pee.

哦，拜託，你說你只是去撒尿。

-I am, but I can't go with you watching me.

-是的，但我不能和你一起去看我.

Just go away.

走吧

[urinating]

[小便]

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[繼續，停止]

Stop it!

停下來！

-If you're just going pee, then why are you sitting down?

-如果你只是去撒尿，那你為什麼要坐下來？

[toilet flushes]

[沖廁所]

-Why would I not?

-我為什麼不呢？

-Seriously?

-真的嗎？

-Yeah.

-是的

-Hey Troy, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

-嘿，特洛伊，你是站著尿還是坐著尿？

-Standing up.

-站起來

-Well, fine, I guess I'm the freak then.

-好吧，好吧，我想我是個怪胎了。

-Geez...

-天啊...

what's that guy's problem?

那人有什麼問題？

-SpongeBob SquarePants!

-斯邦奇方塊褲！

Who lives in a-- porous is--

誰住在一個... 多孔的是...

SpongeBob Square--

海綿寶寶廣場 --

-Yes Anthony, I'm taking a crap while standing up.

-是的，安東尼，我站著拉屎。

Are you happy now?

你現在高興了嗎？

-What?

-什麼？

-Oh, dude! How is this even the correct way?

-哦，老兄！這怎麼可能是正確的方式？

I'm getting some major splashage from this height.

在這個高度，我得到了一些主要的水花。

-No, you're supposed to do that sitting down.

-不，你應該坐著做。

[toilet flushes]

[沖廁所]

-Well, which one is it, man?

-是哪一個，夥計？

Sitting down or standing up?

坐著還是站著？

Make up your goddamn mind!

下定決心吧！

God, the only thing more annoying than listening to you

天啊，唯一比聽你說話更讓人討厭的事情就是

is trying to use one of these stupid drinking fountains.

正試圖使用這些愚蠢的飲水機之一。

[urinal flushes]

[小便器沖洗]

Especially when these idiots piss in them,

尤其是這些白痴在裡面撒尿的時候。

like that's real funny!

像這是真正的有趣！

What?!

什麼？

-To see bloopers from this video and more,

-要看這個視頻的花絮和更多。

click the link in the description below!

點擊下面描述中的鏈接

Click the subscribe button if you've peed while sitting down!

如果你坐著尿過，請點擊訂閱按鈕!

See what I did there?

看我做了什麼？

'Cause, at some point, you've all peed while sitting down,

因為，在某些時候，你們都在坐著的時候撒過尿。

let's be honest.

說實話