Dopinder, start the fucking car!

Dopinder，給老子發動

Oh, I shit my pants.

我挫屎了

Actually, that may have been me.

是我要挫屎才對

You're living the dreams, DP.

好棒棒，你的夢想「屎」現了

-Devil-may-care attitude.

態度算哪坨屎

Strong thighs.

性感大腿

Beautiful girlfriend.

女友漂漂釀釀

Sorry I'm late.

抱歉我遲到了

I was rounding up all the gluten in the world

我忙這收集全世界的麩質

and launching it in space

發射到太空

where it can't not hurt us ever again.

讓麩質遠離我們

Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

Red 想念我就親好親滿

What in the fucksickle is this?

這該死的蠢蛋

My name's Cable, I'm here for the kid.

我 Cable 是也；我來這找這個孩子

What? The kid?

孩子 ?

Move or die.

別動，否則一槍斃了你

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

孩子給我們機會，讓我們變得更好

He needs you.

他需要你

You're a lot smarter than I look.

妳比外表賢慧多了

I ain't letting Cable kill this kid.

我不會讓 Cable 得逞的

But I can't do this alone.

我一人無法獨力完成

Can you speak up?It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

大聲點聽不見 ! 你含滷蛋說話喔

We're going to form a super-duper fuckin' group.

我們來組個超級騙騙騙

We need them tough, morally flexible

要硬，道德參考就好

and young enough to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years.

夠少年，才能夠拍個續集 10 到 12 年

We will be known as

我們是

X-Force.

X 特攻隊

Isn't that a little derivative?

不會太古早味嗎 ?

You're absolutely right.

妳說的沒錯

Now let's go get our fuck on.

現在要來屌打一陣

Tell me they got that in slow motion.

請各位用慢動作就好

Doing the right thing is messy.

正義能吃嗎 ?

But if you want to fight for what's right,

如果你想為正義而戰

sometimes you have to fight dirty.

那你有時得耍賤招

And that is why Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

所以【牛仔褲的夏天】

-is pure pornography.

其實是 18 禁

God, I wish I finished college.

真希望我當時念了大學

It lives up to the hype, plus, plus.

之後還會再嗨加加

Fuck it, they probably won't even make a three.

吃屎吧，第三集有沒有都還不知道

Yeah, why would they?

誰知道

Stop at two. You killed it.

兩集剛剛好，穠纖合度