You've burned some of your ex's stuff.

你燒了你前任的一些東西

- What was the most expensive thing you

- 你燒過他最貴的東西是什麼？

lit up and did it belong to your ex fiance? - I burned it all, darling.

- 你燒過他最貴的東西是什麼？ - 親愛的，我把全部都燒光了

I burned a lot, and I threw stuff in the pool too. I started off with water.

我燒了很多東西，還有丟東西到泳池裡過。我最先開始都是丟東西到水裡

And it just seemed like that didn't work.

但我發現這並不管用

- You needed to move on to fire. - Yeah. - What was the most

- 所以你就開始用火 - 對啊 - 那你燒過最貴的東西是什麼？

expensive thing you burned would you say?

- 那你燒過最貴的東西是什麼？

Well, oh, like tons. Every designer you

額，哦，很多耶。你能想到的名牌我都燒過

could think of I've burnt. See this is what I did.

你能想到的名牌我都燒過。聽我說我怎麼做的

He was out and I used to break

他出去時，我會把家裡的一些東西弄壞

stuff in our house and I realized that

我會把家裡的一些東西弄壞，但我發現

I was breaking my own s**t. I was like that's stupid

我只是在破話我他*自己的東西而已。我覺得這太愚蠢了

and he doesn't he didn't care.

而且他一點也不在乎

So I was like Imma find some s**t you care about.

所以我對自己說，我要找到你他*在乎的東西

And Imma start destroying that s**t. Which was his clothes

然後我會破壞那些他*的東西。而那些東西就是他的衣服

Yes and we had a fire pit outside

我們家外面有一個灶坑

a nice fire pit that you can put on with the gas.

一個可以用瓦斯點燃，很好的灶坑

And you just threw it all on there?

然後妳就把衣服全部丟進去了？

- No, I didn't. I'm fair. - Oh. - I text him

- 不，我沒有。我對他很好。 - 喔。- 我錄影傳了簡訊給他

a video and I was like: Hey I'm burning your s**t.

我錄影傳了簡訊給他説：欸，我要燒了你他*的東西

- Okay you can't say that word because... - Sorry, oh, okay.

- 好，你不能一直說他*的因為... - 對不起，哦，好

- I'm burning your things. - Right.

- 我要燒了你的東西。 - 好。

And so I don't know where you're at.

我不知道你在哪裡

Probably with some girls so I hope you

可能跟別的女生在一起，所以希望你趕快回家

get home quickly because I'm moving on.

所以希望你趕快回家，因為我要繼續燒

We're progressing on the spectrum of

我們要照著程序來，

cheap to expensive, but I will say expensive...

從便宜到貴的東西開始燒，但我必須說，貴的東西

expensive doesn't burn well. Expensive things do not burn well.

貴的東西很難燒盡。貴的東西真的很難燒盡

All the Forever 21 just...

Forever 21 的東西相較之下就超級好燒

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