Name: 金屬齒輪模具 (Metal Gear Dies)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:28:16.000Z
Duration: 4 min 44 s

Metal Gear Solid is probably the most consistent video game series. Period.

潛龍諜影大概是史上最穩定優質的系列了

Metal Gear 1 - sneaking around snowy Shadow Moses...

潛龍諜影1：潛行在雪白的Shadow Moses島上

You have the Dr. Octopus as the president

潛龍諜影2：你有Tanker，有八爪博士和個超狂的結局

You have the relationship between Big Boss and his mentor.

Metal Gear 4 is incredibly bold just for trying
to make sense out of the previous games

and Metal Gear 5 with its refreshing focus on freedom of gameplay.

Each game is an artistic and technical achievement

(你的任務是潛進叢林抓到這隻猴子)

潛龍諜影4非常了不起，居然想合理化這個系列

So, right on the heels of Phantom Pain selling 6,000,000 copies,

而潛龍諜影5則新鮮地聚焦在自由遊玩上

Konami cancels Hideo Kojima's next project, the highly anticipated Silent Hills,

每個遊戲都在藝術上和技術上有所成就

and disallows him to receive an award for Metal Gear 5.

[Geoff Keighley] Mr. Kojima had every intention of being with us tonight, uhh...

a lawyer representing Konami, just recently, that, uhh...

he would not be allowed to travel to tonight's award ceremony to accept any awards.

「小島秀夫先生很想共襄盛舉」

[Dunkey] This situation really hit home with me because

during this, my mom and my aunt were
going through the exact same thing.

「但不幸地，他最近被代表KONAMI的律師告知……」

Both of them dedicated their lives to their jobs

「他不被允許出席這場典禮接受任何獎項」

and after years and years of putting up with dumbass shit

and working past the clock, the second they got a little fed up with the system,

因為我媽和我阿姨正好遇到一樣的事

各種超時工作後，她們才稍微抱怨一下公司系統

潛龍僵屍啦啊啊啊，挖靠，潮ㄅㄧㄤˋder

and then announced the next Mario game is a M-rated dating sim

coming out exclusively for the fucking Virtual Boy.

Even if this game turned out great, fans would hate it

然後宣布下一款瑪利歐是輔導級約會模擬遊戲

「你確定這就是我們要的，長官?」

就算這個遊戲很好玩，粉絲還是會痛恨的

Konami has successfully nosedive this franchise into a fucking mountain.

This Kojima-less era of Metal Gear is over before it even began.

I figured "Okay, they got the Fox Engine."

"Just slap a new map on there, call it Metal Gear 6,"

"make it an annual franchise like Assassin's Creed."

Konami成功地讓這個系列直接垂直轉彎撞山

這段沒有小島的潛龍諜影時期還沒開始就結束了

Here, have a game where you hit zombies with a stick.

我本來想「好，他們有FOX引擎」

Every aspect of the game is designed to be as tedious as humanly possible.

「就塞個新地圖，稱之為潛龍諜影6」

You're constantly walking around this huge, 
empty map, looking for food and water.

「每年出一款，像刺客教條那樣」

Oh, you thought you could just eat it there?

來，給你這款用棍子打僵屍的遊戲

No, you got to walk back to the base for that

except your guy can't even run for two seconds

每個遊戲要素設計都刁鑽到了人類的極限

你得一直走在這個又大又空的地圖，找水和食物

so you can never tell where you are or where you're going.

Even the waypoints will stop working when you're in the fog.

不過 你沒辦法跑兩秒以上還不耗完體力

Anytime you find something that looks remotely interesting,

Now I don't have to walk back to the base for 20 min-

The combat is stiff and joyless and your character is just pathetic.

It takes him an hour to swing a baseball bat and he dies in 2 hits.

所以你永遠分不出自己在哪或正在往哪

Unlike Metal Gear 5, where one mission could play out in 50 different ways,

每次你終於發現有點有趣的東西

Put down a fence and hit zombies with a stick until you win.

你的感受總是馬上被打ㄉㄨ——

太棒啦！我終於不用花20分鐘走回基地——

(專家提示：站在物體上面僵屍就打不到你)
戰鬥又生硬又不有趣，你的腳色只能說是可悲

他得花一個小時才撿到一根球棒，然後被打兩下就掛掉

不像潛龍諜影5，一個任務有50種解法

This man's mind.... has been torn in two.

放柵欄，然後用棍子打僵屍打到你贏為止

這傢伙的心智……已經徹底崩壞了

It's not only a slap in the face to Kojima but a failure on its own terms.

This shit is worse than Mass Effect Andromeda.

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