What, are you late for your paper route?

怎麼？你送報要遲到了嗎？

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jones.

嗨，瓊斯夫婦

Here's your paper. I'm sorry about your window.

這是你們的報紙。我很抱歉打破你們的窗戶

Hey.

嘿

How's it going?

你還好嗎？

Well, I got to get out of this bed!

我得逃離這張床！

I'm going crazy here.

我在這裡快瘋了！

CRAZY!

瘋了！

Here you go, sweetie.

這給你，親愛的

What the hell is this, herbal tea?

這天殺的是什麼？花草茶嗎？

I hate herbal tea!

我討厭花草茶

I put some honey in it.

我加了蜂蜜進去

She doesn't know she was fired yet, does she?

她還不知道她被炒魷魚了，對吧？

No. The doctors say it may kill her.

不知道，醫生說她可能無法承受

What are you two girls whispering about over there?

你們兩位大姑娘在那邊嘰嘰喳喳什麼？

But I think we should tell her.

但我覺得我們應該告訴她

Look, Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign

聽著，菲比，或許這次的心臟病發是一個徵兆

That you should start thinking about

告訴你應該要想想

Getting a different job.

嘗試做不同的工作了

Okay, what is this, a stupid contest?

好吧，這是怎樣，耍笨比賽嗎？

'Cause we got the winner here!

因為優勝者已經揭曉了！

Look, pheebe, he's right.

聽著，菲比，他說的沒錯

People are not supposed to have heart attack at 31

一般人不應該在31歲時心臟病發的

I know, but what if I didn't work there.

我知道，但如果我不在那工作

What else would I do?

我還能做什麼？

You used to like playing the guitar.

你以前喜歡彈吉他啊

Yeah, that was lucrative.

對啊，那還真誘人

Smart like your brother.

跟你哥哥一樣聰明

Uh, what about, you know, the massage thing.

那如果像是，你知道，按摩之類的

That never gave you a heart attack.

你從來不會因為做那樣工作而心臟病發

Hmm. Pulling in a salary in the high six figures

嗯，拿六位數的薪水

or rubbing gross, naked people for chump change.

跟按摩噁心的裸男裸女賺小錢

OOH, WHAT DO I DO?

哦，我該怎麼做？

WHAT WILL I DO?!

我會怎麼做？