DAH! *Powering rage*

*Release the kraken*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Armagedden roar.* (R.i.p ear-drums.)

*Cringy intro*You think *pant* you think *pant* I'm not gonna beat this game

You think-?

*Panting*

You think- *Single pant*

I'M NOT GONNA BEAT THIS GAAAME?!

*Inhales souls of innocent*

BWEEH~

Eeeee Z!

This game is f****** easy(true tho,very true)

This game... IS FFKN easy!

Oh this part. Oh this part. Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy!

Oh this part. Oh this part. *Changes to retarded voice* Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy-

remember? remember this one?? you gotta go on the lamp

-remember? Remember this one?? You gotta go on the lamp-

Hu-cha!

Hu-cha!

uh- Or you can do that.

For some reason that works.

I have vERY LITTLe patien. LEFT

but I'M GoInG tO bEaT tHiS gAeM

IF IT's THE LAST THING I'LL DOo

"But Felix, you are just at the beginning of this game it gets much" sHUT THE FFUu

Do you see this? do you see that? not anyone can do that my friend!

I'm not I'm calling you a friend out of charity alright. You are mere a viewer to me

I'm not, I'm calling you a friend out of charity, alright? You are mere a viewer to me (wow burn)

That's right. listen up. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of this fucking mountain

I'm tired of everything you have to rep- What is it? There's some sand on my mouse pad, so I'm having sand in my

o o f (rip orange)

Go away, apple (it's an orange lol), okay, so here we go. this is it. This is quite. The this is quite the SH

Shdebacle as we say in Sweden. You know what that it, what a shdebacle. you gotta gently push her up

No, you fucking fucking shit. I am so fucking tired of redoing this shit

HeRe We ArE aGaIn everyone!!

Isn't this great??(no)

This is just great! We just get to.. get to know each other, you and me, Mr. Table!

huh? we get to know each other! quite well! ab- a little bit more, than I would like!

and by a little bit I would say an eternity, approximately.

ＯＨ

ＪＥＳＨ！

*CLAP* CHE

Alright, keep it cool Felix. You've got this, my man, my brother

my neighbour! good job Felix

*horse snort*

What the fuck? how are you slipping there? how are you slipping there, my fam? if you slip there

You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else. All right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else all right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

as I like to call it. try to make sure that I have as much mouse pad to work with as just humanely...

Okay, we're falling but it's okay it's okay its ok itsokitsok

oof. Jesus.

OOOAAAAAAOOAAAAHHH!!!

Okay, we're fine. We just gotta.. we gotta get up there again. Don't fall down because I'll be fucking annoyed. Thank you

It's just a test of slippery. It's a test of slippery.

A test of slippery, are you slippery or are you-

n- hey. motherfucker. hey.

That's not- that's not good enough is it

*spits on his hands*

*contemplating life choices*

I have spit all over my wall

No itsk dontpanicdontpanic

d o n ' t

*nut*

*pure rage*

What the hell, how did the orange come back? go away! you ruined my life, that stupid orange

(lol)

ＳＴＡＨＰ

Stop!! where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

*exhales pain*

(cheeky lic)

ok. OK.

*pewds being satisfied*

Yeeees!!!

I'M BACK, THE GAME! yOU CAN GLITCH OUT

HEY! it´s the cat everybody you can glitch out as much as you like buddy as much. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back

I'm just fuckin gonna come back.

oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

*instant karma*

oh. no. oh

*laugh cries* what's wrong with me? i need help. i'm scared (ʘ﹏ʘ)

I can't do this. what the fu-

This is not that bad, this is not that bad. I know I can do it. I've done it many times

I know I can do it. I have faith in myself

by the power of God and anime on my side. It's not that hard. It's really. It's not, it's not that hard

It's actually quite easy the more i think about it

It's laughable that I've been struggling on this bit because I mean let's get real here everyone, minna-san(everyone)

This bit is quite easy. It's, it's like uh

making love to uh.. another...

chicken

the chicken may think: "wow, this is, this is great"

and so may you think!

But the FBI may think something completely different, which is honestly, which is honestly just

just like how it is to play this game. I think it summarizes it... quite well, quite well

You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay? Here's what I'm gonna. Do I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna. I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

a perfect circle, okay, we're gonna draw a circle

Here we go.. down, no okay, alright, sometimes when you draw circles in life,

It doesn't always work out! and that's fine. That's fine

My hands are like sweating

I'm solving the drought crisis in California. Maybe I'm trying too hard

Maybe I just need like a little bit.

Oh, okay, that actually, that actually makes sense.

i did it. I used my great superior mind, and I did it. so what I've been trying to do is like

OOAAAAH

But now I try to like just lift down instead and I made all the difference

Thank God, okay. I think I think I think I think I can do it now. I can climb this church

I can climb the church. I am a SWISSTIAN CHANNEL™ AND I CAN CLIMB THE CHAAARCH

Mr. Cat!

I'm not gonna make the same mistake that I [?] it's so weird

I know what the mistake that I make is, I know perfectly what I need to do!

Perfectly, but the fucking cat. HEY, it's the Thumbs Up Of Death™, everybody!

isn't that nice? isn't that just

Voary nice!

oh itsokitsokitsok

OH

Look at that. It's so easy. Let's do the same thing twice.

You tried. too slow is better than too fast, remember, too slow is better than too fast, too slow is better than too fast

You're the turtle. channel your inner turtle, Pewds.

You fucking bitch, like, honestly.

to slow is better than to fast

I was a little too fast there, but whatever

There it is. hey, mister thumb, WANNA GLITCH OUT AGAIN ON ME? fucking asshole

actually I'm stuck, okay.

Nope, Jesus lordords thumby. listen. I would stick that up my ass if it meant that I could complete this

I'm not joking. too slow is better than too fast.

YES!

BOOYAH!

C O M E O N !

YESH

ALMOST!

Almost over Felix.

It's almost, you're almost over at the worst part, come on, come on, come on, show your squad fam(jutsu) that you're a real man

What the fuckery was that? goddaMNIT!! I'm imagining

babies

Turning into fountains of gold. think of the babies and the golden fountains

think of the babies and the golden fountains. what in the assfuckery was that?

Don't push away, you sucking nipple tearing twister. babies and mountains

babies and mountains

Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, babies and mountains

Babies and mountains, what do I do here? babies and mountains? He's gonna slide down isn't he?

Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, we are SO CLOSE.

Get over it first

summit first

celebrate later

So close, my god, I am going to die

please just

YEEESS

Marzia.

i DiD iT.

I did it, Marzia!

yOU THOUGHT I cOuLdN'T DO it, dID yA?

Leave a like. leave a like.

Leave a like. get this to trending. gEt ThIs To TrEnDiNg. cOME ON EVERYbody, if we ALL WORk TOGETHER

It's squad fam

squad fam

PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [subtitles edited by Leon The Puppet ;v]