Name: 狗爸媽們都會... (Dog Owners Be Like...)
Uploaded: 2018-03-17T21:59:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 16 s

oh hi handsome boy, my sugar plum baby waby fluffy wuffy.

噢，嗨帥哥！我的甜心毛毛寶貝

Okay, stay, no, no, stay, okay, come here.

好，停，不、不，停！好，過來這裡

- Yeah, my son was up all night with the flu.

對，我兒子得了流感整個晚上都沒睡

- Aw, yeah no, I totally relate, my son was sick too.

噢，對，我非常了解，我兒子也生病了

一歲，我的意思是，狗一年算 15 歲

Okay listen, from now on it's my way or the highway.

好，聽著，從現在開始就是我說了算

怎麼這麼可愛，是哪個好孩子啊？

And I don't want to have this conversation again.

Who wants their belly rubbed, you want your belly rubbed?

In fact, you know what, you, you're fired.

其實，你們知道嗎，你們被開除了

Yes they are, yes they are fired, aren't they?

對，他們都是，他們都被開除了，是不是？

我是主管，我就是老大，絕不心軟

and I will kill you, okay, any questions?

然後我會把你們弄死，好嗎？有問題嗎？

- Okay, well I'm sorry for not being impressed

好，我很抱歉沒有對你的基本招數

Okay, look at that, oh my god, he's thinking,

ok，看看這個，天吶，他在思考

Eating, he does that a couple times a day.

- Okay, that doesn't make any sense, Nicki,

嗨，我的寶貝小兒子，來麻麻這邊

Are you my good little boy, yes you are, mommy loves you.

你是我的乖兒子嗎？對你是，媽咪愛你

instantly makes video featuring said dog.

and if you wanna follow Scarbro on Instagram,

如果你想要追蹤 Scarbro 的 Instagram

which you 100% should because hello, look at this face,

你一定要追蹤，因為看看這張臉

and he's such a little ladies' man, isn't he?

Mommy, I'm sleepy, okay, go to the end card.

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每個星期一跟二發新影片，而你已經知道

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狗爸媽們都會... (Dog Owners Be Like...)