All right. Here's how it works.

好，快問快答是這樣的

-Okay. -Even the song is fast.

-好的 -連片頭曲都很快

[ Light laughter ]

(笑聲)

Here's how it works.

遊戲規則就是

We're gonna take turns drawing one of these cards.

我們兩個輪流抽這些卡片

Each card has five totally random questions on it, okay?

每張卡片上都有五個隨機的題目，可以嗎？

One person asks the questions, the other person has to answer

一人問卡片上的問題，另一個要在聽完問題後

each question as soon as it's asked,

馬上回答問題

and I mean immediately.

立馬回答喔！

It doesn't matter if the answer right or wrong.

沒有正確答案

It just has to be the very first thing that pops in your head.

只要說出你腦海中閃過的第一個想法

Dakota, because you're the guest, I'll read your questions first.

達珂塔，妳是今天的來賓，所以我先問妳問題

Okay.

好

Oh, my God. [ Laughter ]

噢，天哪 (笑聲)

-Are you getting nervous? -Yeah.

-妳會緊張嗎？ -會！

-No! There's no right or wrong.

-不要緊張！答案沒有對錯

-You already won. -Okay.

-妳已經贏了！ -好喔

-I already won. -All right, ready?

-我已經贏了耶 -對，準備好了嗎？

-All right, bye. -No, no, no!

-好，那掰囉 -不⋯不是！

We have to play the game. Hey, ready?

還是要玩遊戲啦！好囉，準備好了嗎？

-Okay, yeah. -Here we go.

-準備好了 -來囉

-Okay, go. Come on -Yep. I know.

-好，來，開始吧 -好

I just want to do the mood lighting first.

我要先等燈光暗下來

Oh, wow.

噢，哇

What do you want for your birthday?

妳想要什麼生日禮物？

Everything.

全部都要

-Where does Mrs. Mumphrey live? -In my house.

-瑪芙利太太住在哪？ -我家

What's the worst thing you can put in coffee?

在咖啡裡加入最難喝的料是什麼？

Poo.

便便

Bap, bap. How many times did I say bap?

叭，叭，我說了幾次叭？

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

Why is Richard the best?

為什麼理查最棒了？

-Just 'cause. -There you go.

-沒為什麼！ -就是這樣

That's how easy it is. Just like that.

遊戲就這麼簡單，就這樣

It's that... [ Cheers and applause ]

非常... (歡呼加掌聲)

[ Both laugh ]

(一起大笑)

"Just...Just 'cause

「沒⋯沒為什麼！

Just 'cause Richard's the best." All right.

理查就是最棒的！」好啦

And you couldn't even say, you couldn't even say two.

而且妳笑到沒辦法說⋯說出「兩次」

You had to do it with your fingers.

還得用比的

[ Both laugh ] All right, now it's your turn.

(大笑) 好啦，換妳

-You ask me the question. -Okay.

-換妳問我問題 -好

All right, here we go.

好，可以開始了

-Wait for the lighting effect. -Okay.

-等一下燈光效果 -好

♪♪♪♪

(音效)

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

-Ready? -Yeah.

-好了嗎？ -好了

Who was that boy?

那個小男孩是誰？

He was...I never met him.

他是⋯我沒看過他

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

-What is your band's name? -Gulag.

-你的樂團團名是什麼？ - 古拉格樂團

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

Why should I believe you?

我為什麼要相信你？

I'm tall.

因為我⋯很高

What's another word for socks?

襪子的另一個說法是什麼？

Booties. [ Laughter ]

毛線襪 (註：嬰兒在穿的毛線襪)

How do you flirt?

你都怎麼調情？

Like this.

像這樣

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

[ Bell dinging ]

(鈴聲)

Flirt with anyone? [ Cheers and applause ]

跟任何人調情嗎？ (歡呼加掌聲)

-It's the pressure! -I know.

-壓力很大耶！-對吧？

It's a lot of pressure

真的超有壓力的

even though they're just silly questions.

就算只是一些蠢問題

All right, here's the way this works.

好，接下來要繼續

This is the final round.

我們的最後一輪

In this round, we'll both pick up a card

最後一輪呢，我們兩個都會抽卡

with the same set of questions, okay?

卡片上是同一系列的問題，懂嗎？

We're gonna ask and then answer them one at a time,

每回答完一個問題之後，要接著問對方一個問題

going back and forth.

就這樣輪流

You will go first. Are you ready?

妳先問問題，準備好了嗎？

What? No, you...you go first.

什麼？不對，你⋯你先問

Okay.

是嗎？好

Well, mine starts at number two, so...

因為我的卡是從第 2 題開始，所以⋯

Oh, it does? Okay, yeah, all right.

真的假的？對耶，好

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

I didn't look at the card yet.

我還沒拿起來看

Thank you for coming to rehearsals, by the way.

對了，謝謝妳來綵排

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

♪♪♪♪

(音效)

[ Both laugh ]

(笑聲)

Who invented peanut butter?

花生醬是誰發明的？

I did! [ Laughter ]

是我！ (大笑)

How do you say "octopus" in Russian?

「章魚」的俄文怎麼說？

Octoposa.

「掌淤」

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

What is a shonsky?

Shonsky 是什麼東西？

It's a thing that you find on the floor.

是一個在⋯地板上的東西

[ Laughs ] Oh, God.

(大笑) 天哪

What does your outgoing voicemail say?

你的語音信箱説什麼？

H-i-i-i-i! [ Laughter ]

嗨一一一！(大笑)

Leave a message. B-y-y-ye!

快留言，掰一一一！

Who do I look like?

我長得像誰？

Uh, my mom?

呃⋯我媽？

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

(大笑掌聲加歡呼)

♪♪♪♪

(音樂)

-[ Laughing ]

(大笑)

That's the best thing anyone's ever said to me.

這真是我聽過最棒的讚美了

Oh, my God. I'm really crying now.

噢，天哪，我都笑到流淚了

Okay.

好，下一⋯

This is the worst cry I've ever had on this show.

我從來沒有在節目上哭成這樣

-Okay. -Six.

-好了 -第 6 題

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

-All right, ready? -Was that a question?

-好，準備好沒？ -那是一個題目嗎？

No, I'm sorry. No, no, you're number six.

不是！抱歉，不，妳要問第 6 題

Yeah, go, yeah.

好，妳可以問了

What is the slogan for cows?

牛的廣告標語是什麼？

Moo! Moo! [ Laughter ]

哞！哞！ (大笑)

What do you bring to the Super Bowl party?

妳帶了什麼去超級盃派對？

Oh, uh, my purse.

噢，呃，我的錢包

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

How do you get good?

你要如何越來越好？

By practicing. [ Laughter ]

多練習 (笑聲)

Why is Thomas crying?

為什麼湯瑪士在哭？

Because you really hurt his feelings.

因為你真的傷透了他的心

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

There you have it.

遊戲告一段落！

That was "Think Fast!" with Dakota Johnson!

和達珂塔・強生的快問快答！

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼加掌聲)