Today I bring to you

今天為各位帶來絕地求生

PUBG

PUBG(playerunknown's battleground)

Where am I?

這裡是哪裡啊

Let's have a look, there's two players nearby

看一下喔 附近兩個

Three!! That's a lot!

三個 好多人喔

So many people nearby

附近好多人

There's one person

有一個人

00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:35,935 He's on the other side

00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:35,935 他再另外一邊

I'm stuck!?

卡住了?

Bloody Hell!

*你媽

I was stuck for the whole round...

我剛卡死一局

Stuck in a chair

卡在椅子裡面動不了

and then I died. Seriously!?

後來就死了..... 真的假的?

Nothing here. What bad luck!

甚麼都沒有 有那麼雖的?

NO WAY! SERIOUSLY!

不是吧 真的假的

This family is so poor....

這人家也太窮了吧

Hello? Are there any weapons.

哈囉有沒有武器?

They can't have been robbed that fast.

不可能這麼快就被洗劫了阿

No way

不可能啊

Hand gun

小槍

00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,480 Better than nothing

00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,480 有就要偷笑囉

Should I use my hand gun to shoot the other person?

有小槍要去幹對面嗎? 剛剛那個人

Battle time!

草尼馬 小槍跟他尬廣了

Winner takes all

勝者為王敗者為寇

Where is he?

他人在哪裡?

Which building do u think he's in?

大家覺得是哪棟?

I hear something

聽到聲音了

F*ck you

超你媽

I saw him, he's in there

我看到了 他在這裡面

This way he can't come out.

醬他出不來了阿

Fed Ex, here's your fed ex, open up

順丰快遞 順丰快遞 開一下門

Hey bro, open up it's your fed ex, if you don't open up, I'm coming in!

兄弟 順丰快遞開下門 你不開門我進去囉?

I'm going to come in!

我要進去囉!!!

Did you hear me just fire a blank.

聽到我嗎 開個槍 說一下

HERE'S YOUR FED EXXXX!

\順 丰 快 遞 /

WE LIVE TO DELIVER!

死命必達

What the hell! He only has a hand gun

甚麼鬼 所以他只有小手槍

He only has a hand gun as well, let's heal.

原來他也只有小手槍 急救包急救一下

So we were shooting each other with hand guns.

原來我們剛用小手槍互射

I thought he'd have a shot gun.

我以為他拿散彈槍 如果散彈一槍

If he had a shot gun, he'd kill me with one shot.

一槍就把我斃了

People here are so poor

這地方人好窮

Level 2 bag? Sh*t! Only level 1

背包兩等? 媽一等

F*cking

fucking

Yes Yes Yes

yes yes yes

I'm good to go

我可以戰鬥了

I'm back baby!

我回來了寶貝

The safe zone is starting to minimise, go go go

開始縮小囉 跑跑跑

I saw someone

看到人了

You have to kill in this game

這遊戲就是要殺人

Two people?

兩個人?

Looks like there's two people

好像兩人

Behind the house

在屋子後面

F*ck

幹

F*ck

幹

F*ck (cry face)

幹QAQ

That's it for today

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