What do you mean, no guys like you??

你為什麼以為沒有男孩子喜歡你?

Every guy likes you!

每一個男孩子都喜歡你...

All the good ones are taken?

好的男人都被勾走了?

No! There's still some nice guys out there.

不會, 世界上肯定會有好男人欣赏你得.

I know there's at least one....

至少有一個...

Friend zone. He's stuck in the Friend Zone.

朋友區 他被困在朋友區

He's stuck in the Friend Zone He's stuck in the Friend Zone

他被困在朋友區 他被困在朋友區

Somebody should tell him He's stuck in the Friend Zone

有人應該告訴他 他被困在朋友區

He's stuck in the Friend Zone

他被困在朋友區

This is not a good place

這不是一個好地方 哦~

Look at this guy always on his phone

你看這個傢伙總在電話

checkin' her Facebook when he's all alone

寂寂寞寞得盯著她的臉書

he picks her up and he drives her home

他接她開車送她回家

been the same for months, but he still got hope!

已經幾個月了但他還有希望

Slowly but surely I see the progress

慢慢地，但肯定我會看到進步

as long as she's single I'm still a prospect!

只要她的單，我還有機會

The time I invested, I'll make it back!

投资的時間, 我一定會收回

Last night we cuddled during Breaking Bad!

昨晚我們擁抱看绝命毒师

The whole time she was texting Brad!

整個時間她發短信給布拉德!

You kept a straight face, but you were sad!

你一直著臉但你傷心難過

You're a non-sexual entity!

你是一個非性的實體

Be realistic, why not Emily!

現實一點, 為什麼不艾米莉?

But Emily's not as hot as Jen!

但艾米莉不比珍妮弗好看

I'm pretty cool I deserved a 10

我相當酷, 我應得一個完美的10

She likes sarcasm just like me

她喜歡諷刺挖苦, 我也一樣！

She's kind of a dork...just like me!

她有點二百五, 我也一樣！

She says I'm the perfect guy Any girl would be lucky to have me...

她說，我是個完美的男人 任何一個女孩會很幸運有我

It's best to start as friends... Plus, she always makes me happy!

做朋友是最好的開始 再加上她總是讓我很開心

Dude, she doesn't find you attractive!

兄弟, 她不覺得你有魅力!

You never told her cuz' you're too passive!

你從來沒有告訴過她，因為你太被動

You're a man. Where's your dick?!

你是男人嗎? 你的屌在哪裡?

I'm startin to think you're a eunuch!

我開始覺得你是個太監!

Hey!

Hey!

Check this out...oh my God it would suck to be him!

“看看這個，哦，我的天啊這個傢伙真白痴!"

I've spent the time, now you're tellin me to let go?!

我花這麼多時間, 現在你要我放手嗎？

How can I be so sure I'm in the friend zone?

你怎麼這麼肯定我是在朋友區?

Well, lets go down the list...

好，讓我們在列表中向下

You say you've been close but you've never kissed,

你說你 接近她但是你從來沒有親吻

She gave you advice on how to pick-up chicks!

她給你建議如何拿起辣妹!

She wants me to be with somebody else?!

所以她希望我跟別人一起?

What do YOU think?!

你怎麼想？

Reverse psychology?

逆反心理？ 44 00:02:01,966 --> 00:02:03,17 你像她哥哥! 45 00:02:02,946 --> 00:02:04,35 反向生物學!

You're like her brother!

她在你面前換了衣服!

Reverse biology!!

看起來很性感

She changed in front of you!

她根本不在乎, 因為你是她的好朋友 49 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:10,09 當你和她花時間她不會化妝 50 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:09,89 當你和她花時間她不會化妝

She did look sexy...

她甚至不會介意如果你說你是同性戀!

She didn't even care, cuz' you're her *bestie*

我們一起烤餅乾, 但非常浪漫

She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out

浪漫?

She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out

讓我們不要到語義

She wouldn't even care if you came out!

男女關係是一個社會契約

We did bake cookies, but it was romantic!

你是一個沒有身體接觸的男友

Romantic?

我所做的一切都是一個男朋友應該做的

Lets not get into semantics...

但是，我從來沒有得到男友的愛

Relationships are a social contract

現在我不知道我是否應該結束

You're a boyfriend with no physical contact!

這是一個真正的友誼嗎?

I did everything a boyfriend does

這當然是, 我覺得不丟人

But I never got boyfriend love

但我想要更多, 所以我感到痛苦

Now I wonder if I should end it

但你知不知道這有多麼的難

Was this truly a friendship?

當你愛的人不愛上你嗎?

Was this truly a friendship?

朋友區 我就是在朋友區

Of course it was and I feel no shame

我就是在朋友區

But I wanted more so I feel the pain

為什麼我在朋友區

Do you know how hard it is

幹! 我該怎麼辦？

when the one you love doesn't feel the same?

我永遠被困了嗎？ 70 00:02:47,192 --> 00:02:49,19 為什麼會有朋友區

Friend zone, I am in the Friend Zone

是誰創造了朋友區? 哦~

I am in the Friend Zone

你沒有主見，這就是為什麼

Why am I in the Friend Zone?

你應該像一個黑人

What the hell do I do?

黑人! 從來沒有在朋友區

Am I stuck forever?

他們總是在端區得分!

Why is there a Friend Zone?

觸地得分!

Who made up the Friend Zone???

你可以拉回來，變得不可用

You're not assertive. That's why.

成為一個混蛋, 她是可更換的人

Should've acted like a Black guy!

採取行動, 你就逼她選擇

Black guys, never in the Friend Zone!

為了獲得成功，你必須願意失去

They always score in the end zone

我不知道我有沒有勇氣

TOUCHDOWN!

我該怎麼辦? 我的生命空虛

You could pull back, become unavailable

我認識一個女孩, 她的名字是埃米莉

Become a douche-bag like she's replaceable

她其實很喜歡你

Make a move, you'll make her choose

但她不太漂亮

To win, you have to be willing to lose.

你要我降低我的標準嗎?

I don't know if I got it in me

這就是所謂的個性, 你這個淺混蛋!

What will I do? My life is empty!

你寧願快樂或終於成為惡意?

I know a girl, her name is Emily

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

She actually likes you

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

but she's not as pretty!

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

What? You want me to lower my standards?

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

It's called PERSONALITY you shallow bastard!

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

Do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful?

最漂亮的女孩，是一個喜歡你的女孩!

The prettiest girl is the one who likes you

是的，我知道艾米莉很可愛 , 我們也很兼容

Yeah I know Emilly's cute, we're so compatible

從前我瞎了, 看不到真相 可以說我不合理

I was blind to truth. Call it irrational

怎麼可能一個絕不會和我約會女孩的女人

How could a girl who would never date me

成為一個會驗證我的女人?

be the one that would validate me?

而忽略了一個驚人的女孩

While ignoring an amazing girl

這不聽起來像瘋話嗎?

doesn't that sound freakin' crazy?!

朋友區 以前，我是在朋友區

FRIEND ZONE. I was in the friend zone

H之前，他是在朋友區

He was in the friend zone

以前，我是在朋友區

I was in the friend zone

之前，他是在朋友區

He was in the friend zone

現在我逃出了

Now it's good to be out

像我逃出監獄

Like I'm free from prison

自我強加的監獄 oooohhh

A self-imposed prison oooohhh

朋友區 之前，他是在朋友區

FRIEND ZONE He was in the friend zone

之前，他是在朋友區

He was in the friend zone

以前，我是在朋友區

I was in the friend zone

之前，他是在朋友區

He was in the friend zone

如果您在朋友區

If you're in the friend zone

您盡能最好逃出

Do your best to get out

因為你只能活一次

because you only live once

因為你只能活一次

because you only live once

YOLO

YOLO

哎珍妮弗, 你說什麼?

Hey, Jen. What's up?

你和布拉德又分手了? 我很抱歉聽到這個消息

Oh, you and Brad broke up again? I'm sorry to hear that.

對不起，我不能跟你去購物. 我和艾米莉在外面

No, I can't go shopping with you I'm out with Emily. Sorry.

不好意思我需要走了. 拜拜!

Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye.