Turns out it's not a special honor at all.

It's lame.

And the worst part is they try and trick you into getting excited by putting "duty" in the title.

So, you were excited when you thought there was fecal matter involved?

What the hell is fecal matter?

Waste.

- Huh?

- Doodie.

- Ha, ha!

Peter, jury duty is an important cornerstone in our democratic society.

Yeah. That's what separates us from the monkeys.

That and the armed guards at the zoo.

Man, they got some sexy monkeys down there.