active and sharp as a tack.

活躍與靈敏

So it is time for a memory game called,

所以該是來一個記憶遊戲的時候了

"Show Did or Show Didn't".

遊戲就叫「秀我做了沒」

OK, here's how it works.

好，遊戲是這樣進行的

I am going to read something that may or may not

我將唸一個句子，句子場景可能有或沒有

have happened on this show.

在我們的節目裡出現過

If I think I did it, I'll say, "show did"

如果我覺得我做過，就會說「秀裡做過」

and if I didn't, I'll say, "didn't".

如果我不覺得我做過，就會說「沒做過」

And I'll see how much I remember.

我來看看我記得多少

I have not-- they're testing me on these.

還沒啦，他們正要考驗我的記憶

Let's see the first one.

來看第一個

Ellen ate a cricket with Selma Hayek.

艾倫和莎瑪海耶克一起吃蟋蟀

I don't think I did.

我不覺得我做過

I don't think I did.

我不覺得我有吃耶

Maybe she did.

或許是她吃的

But I don't think I did.

但我不覺得自己有吃

I promise you, it's good.

我跟你保證，蟋蟀很美味

If you don't like it, spit it out.

如果你不喜歡，就吐出來嘛

Well, now.

呃…這…

[APPLAUSE]

(拍手鼓譟)

Come on, Ellen, [INAUDIBLE].

快點，艾倫

It's good.

牠好吃的啦！

It's dead.

而且是死的

It's dead.

嗯，牠是死的

It's good, I'm telling you.

就跟你說好吃吧！

That is really real-- oh, God.

那真的很…喔，我的老天鵝

[LAUGHTER]

(大笑聲)

Oh, wow.

哇！

[APPLAUSE]

(拍手聲)

Well, I also wore that outfit, so I made bad choices.

而且我還穿了那套衣服，真是做錯了些選擇

Jimmy Kimmel appeared on the show dressed

吉米基墨上《艾倫秀》穿得

as an Olympic figure skater.

像奧林匹克花式溜冰選手

That sounds like he would for sure do that.

那聽起來像他鐵定會幹的事

It show didn't.

秀沒做過

But it's about to.

但即將成真

Please welcome, Jimmy Kimmel.

請歡迎吉米基墨

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(播放出場音樂)

[APPLAUSE]

(鼓掌歡迎)

Happy birthday.

生日快樂

Oh my God.

天啊

[CHEERS]

(歡呼聲)

Thank Ellen.

謝謝艾倫

May I sit?

我可以坐嗎？

Yes, please do.

當然，請坐

You can't hurt yourself, you're hosting the Oscars.

你即將主持奧斯卡典禮，可別傷到自己

Don't--

小心別…

That is true.

那倒是

Thank you.

謝謝你

I am so happy to be here and so honored

我很高興也很榮幸在此

to be a part of your 50--

參與妳的五十…

50th birthday?

五十歲生日？

60th.

是六十歲

60th, I can't believe it.

六十歲！真難以置信

You look fantastic, you really do.

你看起來棒極了，真的！

You've been so generous to everyone.

你一直對每個人如此大方

All-- your audience, to all of us, to me personally.

包括你的觀眾、所有人，特別是對我個人

And I just, I have something for you,

所以我帶了個東西給你

if you'll excuse me for one second.

不好意思等我一下

[LAUGHTER]

(大笑聲)

So important.

超重要的

[CLAPPING]

(拍手聲)

Bone density is really something you have to look out for.

你可要小心骨質密度

And I'll just, should I just put it

那我就把它放

in the-- you can have this later.

放進…你可以晚點吃

You don't have to have this now.

你不需要現在就吃

I, for sure, will take that.

我肯定會吃的

I just want to--

我只是想要…

I was just-- I just happened to be in the neighborhood

我剛好在附近

and I thought I'd stop by.

想說順便拜訪

Dressed like that?

穿成這樣？

I actually have a couple of kiwis for you, also.

其實我也帶了幾顆奇異果給你

[LAUGHTER]

(大笑聲)

I, yes, dressed like this.

是的，穿成這樣

But I did want to say, I know you got a lot of surprises on the way.

但我想說的是，我知道你中間得到許多驚喜

And I just did want to say Happy Birthday to you.

所以我真的想對你說生日快樂

You're one of the best people I know.

你是我認識的最棒的人之一

And I have hockey practice, so I got to take off

接著我還有曲棍球練習，所以得閃了

but thank you so much for having me.

但謝謝你邀請我來

And happy birthday.

生日快樂

I love you.

我愛你

I love you.

我愛你

Enjoy.

好好享受

I love you, too.

我也愛妳

All right, bye.

好，拜拜

[APPLAUSE]

(鼓掌聲)

Thank you, Ellen.

謝謝妳艾倫

See how nice she is?

看她人多好！

It's unbelievable.

太不可思議了！

Oh my God.

天啊