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Guys guys!

夥計們，夥計們！

No time for the intro.

沒時間介紹了。

I've found it.

我找到了

THE TRUE PURPOSE OF A TOILET…

一臺洗碗機的真正目的...

It's a portal to the YOUR world. I know!

這是一個通往你的世界的入口。 我知道！

Well that's my hunch at least.

至少我的預感是這樣的。

We're gonna test it out.

我們要測試一下。

Maybe I will see you there!

也許我會在那裡見到你！

Here we go!

我們走吧！

[OVERLY DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[過於戲劇化的音樂播放]

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

It smells so bad!

好臭啊！

Whoa it worked!

哇，成功了！

oh hey!

哦，嘿

PHIL: Aren't you Blocko from Life Noggin?

你不是 "生命鼻祖 "的布洛克嗎？

BLOCKO: In the flesh!

肉體！

Well, pixel i guess.

嗯，像素我猜。

PHIL: Oh my god, I don't even have time to freak out.

天啊，我連發飆的時間都沒有。

I'm on date and it's going awful and I need to stress cry in this stall so if you could just

我在約會，它是怎麼回事可怕的，我需要壓力哭在這個等級，所以如果你能只是

BLOCKO: Well what's wrong?

那麼，有什麼問題呢？

PHIL: Everything is going wrong!

一切都出問題了！

BLOCKO: Also, where am I?

還有，我在哪裡？

PHIL: You know things!

你知道的事情！

How do I become better at dating?

如何讓我變得更善於約會？

BLOCKO: I don't really know too much about dating.

我對約會並不是很瞭解。

I don't think I -

我不認為我...

PHIL: Please! Please! You gotta help me out!

求你了！求你了！你得幫我！

I am so desperate and i...

我很絕望，我...

I am talking to an animation.

我在和一個動畫說話。

BLOCKO: Okay okay!

好吧好吧!

How about this?

這個怎麼樣？

I help you as best as i can, using science of course, and you can take me around Los

我盡我所能幫助你，當然是用科學的方法，你可以帶著我在洛杉磯到處走走。

Angeles and show me the sights.

洛杉磯，帶我去看看風景。

PHIL: Yeah yeah yeah fine! Whatever!

是啊是啊是啊好吧！好吧，好吧！

Just tell me what to do.

告訴我該怎麼做

BLOCKO: Well where's your date?

那麼你的約會對象在哪裡？

PHIL: I can't believe she left.

我不敢相信她竟然離開了。

I didn't think it was going that bad.

我沒想到事情會這麼糟糕。

BLOCKO: Phil, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

菲爾，海里有很多魚。

PHIL: I know.

我知道。

I've already seen your video on that.

我已經看過你的視頻了。

There has to be some kind of invisible force at play here right?

一定有某種無形的力量在起作用吧？

BLOCKO: Actually yeah!

其實是的!

There called Pheromones!

那叫費洛蒙！

PHIL: Are you about to start doing that thing where you have a bunch of information pour

你是不是要開始做那件事了？

out and there is infographi-

出，並有資訊圖-

BLOCKO: You see, pheromones are substances emitted by an organism to help elicit a certain

你看，資訊素是一種生物體發出的物質，有助於引起某種特定的情緒。

behavioral or psychological response in another organism of the same species.

同一物種的另一生物體的行為或心理反應。

They're carried in the air, received by the nose, and then can go to places in the

它們在空氣中被攜帶，由鼻子接收，然後可以去的地方在。

brain.

腦子。

The first one was found with silkworm moths, but since then they've been found in other

最早是用蠶蛾發現的，但此後在其他的

animals like pigs, hamsters and even goldfish!

豬、倉鼠甚至金魚等動物!

There is still some controversy though over whether or not they exist with you humans.

不過對於它們是否存在與你們人類，還是有一些爭議的。

PHIL: Huh.

菲爾：呵呵。

I didn't know that.

我不知道這一點。

BLOCKO: Well, That's kinda what I'm here for!

好吧，這就是我在這裡的目的!

[GENERIC ROYALTY FREE POP SONG PLAYS AS PHIL'S RING TONE]

[GENERIC ROYALTY FREE POP SONG PLAY AS PHIL'S RING TONE]

PHIL: This is a joke.

這是個笑話。

It's just a joke ringtone.

這只是一個玩笑鈴聲。

BLOCKO: Answer the phone Phil.

接電話，菲爾.

PHIL: Sure.

當然。

Hey! Hey there!

嘿！

VOICE ON PHONE: Hey Phil, I'm so sorry.

嘿，菲爾，我很抱歉。嘿，菲爾，我很抱歉。

I had to run and take care of a family thing.

我得跑一趟，照顧一下家裡的事情。

PHIL: Oh it's no worries.

哦，不用擔心。

VOICE ON PHONE: I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner tonight as a re-do.

VOICE ON PHONE:我想知道，如果你想吃晚飯 今晚作為一個重做。

If you're busy I understand.

如果你很忙，我理解。

PHIL: No no no, I'm not busy at all.

不不不，我一點也不忙。

I'm free all the time.

我一直都是自由的。

Uh, well not all the time.

呃，好吧，不是所有的時間。

I do things sometimes.

我有時會做一些事情。

I just uh...

我只是...

Yeah.

是啊。

Tonight sounds great.

今晚聽起來不錯

How about 7?

7號怎麼樣？

Same place?

同一個地方？

VOICE ON PHONE: That sounds good to me!

聽起來不錯！這聽起來不錯！

PHIL: Alright.

好吧。

It's a date.

這是一個日期。

BLOCKO: I thought it was already a date?

我以為這已經是個約會了呢？

VOICE ON PHONE: See you soon!

語音電話：再見！

PHIL: BYE!

再見！

BLOCKO: Phil?...

菲爾...

Phil?

菲爾？

Phil!?

菲爾！

Phillium!

菲利普！

PHIL: Why did i say 7?

我為什麼說7？

That's not even enough time to panic!

這連慌亂的時間都不夠!

You still need to tell me what to do!

你還是要告訴我該怎麼做!

BLOCKO: Whoa! Okay! Hold on!

哇!Whoa! Okay!Okay! Hold on!

Everything you're feeling is normal.

你的一切感覺都是正常的。

When you're attracted to someone, your dopamine levels rise like a giant wave!

當你被一個人吸引時，你的多巴胺水準就會像巨浪一樣上升!

It's what gives you that intense craving to want to see them and the euphoria you get

是它讓你產生了強烈的渴望，想見到他們，還有你得到的快感。

whenever you're around them.

每當你在他們身邊。

Your serotonin levels also drop, which helps boost your desire and can cause you to focus

你的血清素水準也會下降，這有助於提高你的慾望，並能使你集中精力。

on little else other than your potential partner.

除了你的潛在伴侶之外，其他的都不重要。

These changing chemicals in your body can help explain why humans start blushing, have

這些變化的化學物質在你的身體可以幫助解釋為什麼人類開始臉紅，有。

have sweaty palms,

手心出汗

and even have their hearts go aflutter,

甚至讓他們心動不已。

speeding like a racecar when they like someone!

當他們喜歡一個人時，就像賽車一樣飛馳！

In this case that someone is Katie.

在這種情況下，這個人就是凱蒂。

PHIL: Yeah but what if she -

是的，但如果她...

BLOCKO: Never saw the sun?

沒見過太陽？

Good question!

問得好！

You see -

你看...

PHIL: What? No!

什麼？不！

What if she doesn't like me?

如果她不喜歡我呢？

BLOCKO: Oh!

哦！

We'll i think she likes you!

我們會 我想她喜歡你！

I mean i don't know too much about dating but she still wants to hang out with you so,

我的意思是，我不知道太多關於約會 但她仍然想掛出與你這樣。

that's gotta be a good sign right?

這得是一個好兆頭吧？

PHIL: You're right.

你是對的。

I- I can do this.

我... 我可以做到這一點。

I-I-I can totally do this.

我，我，我完全可以做到這一點。

I can't do this.

我不能這樣做。

I totally can't do this.

我完全不能這樣做。

BLOCKO: Yes you can!

是的，你可以！

This all just science.

這一切只是科學。

Okay?

好嗎？

It's not some mystical force.

這不是什麼神祕的力量。

Act like she's a person and you're gonna be okay.

把她當成一個人，你就會沒事的。

Plus if things go south just start saying a bunch of facts.

另外如果事情鬧大了就開始說一堆事實。

PHIL: Why would I do that?

我為什麼要這麼做？

BLOCKO: Oh.

哦。

I don't know.

我不知道。

It's just always worked for me so that's what I do.

它只是一直為我工作，所以我就這麼做了。

PHIL: Here she comes! Hide!

她來了！躲起來！

BLOCKO: Good luck!

好運！

Ow!

嗷！

Hey! I'm still in here!

嘿，我還在這裡！

PHIL: My bad!

我的錯！

KATIE: So sorry again!

再次抱歉

PHIL: Oh don't even worry about it.

哦，根本不用擔心。

I hope everything is okay?

我希望一切都好？

KATIE: No, yeah, My brother had a flat tire so I had to be the hero.

不，是的，我哥哥爆胎了，所以我必須當英雄。

PHIL: Well, I'm glad everything's okay now!

我很高興現在一切都好了！

KATIE: What have you been up to since we last saw each other?

自從我們上次見面後，你都在做什麼？

PHIL: Ah! You know!

啊，你知道！

Just uh... hanging out.

只是呃... ... 掛出。

Real quick. Sorry to interrupt.

真快抱歉打擾了

Just dropping off some chips and salsa.

只是順便送點薯片和沙拉醬而已。

The salsa is really bad.

辣醬真的很糟糕。

Please don't eat it.

請不要吃它。

I'll be right back to take care of you guys.

我馬上回來照顧你們。

PHIL: Thank you.

謝謝你。

KATIE: So have you seen any good movies recently?

KATIE：那你最近有看過什麼好電影嗎？

PHIL: Yeah.

是的。

I just watched a short documentary on birds.

我剛剛看了一部關於鳥類的紀錄片短片。

KATIE: Oh really?

哦，真的嗎？

Can you give me any cool bird facts?

你能給我一些很酷的鳥類知識嗎？

PHIL: Um...

一...

BLOCKO: DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME BIRDS EAT OTHER BIRDS!!!

你知道有些鳥兒會吃其他鳥兒嗎!!!

PHIL: What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

BLOCKO: Well, you couldn't think of a fact so I helped.

好吧，你想不出一個事實，所以我就幫忙了。

KATIE: Who is this cute little guy?

這個可愛的小傢伙是誰？

BLOCKO: Oh hey there!

哦，嘿！

My name is Blocko!

我叫布洛克！

KATIE: Hi Blocko.

嗨，布洛克。

What are you in his shirt pocket?

你在他的襯衫口袋裡是什麼？

PHIL: He was just um...

他只是...

BLOCKO: Phil is acting the way he's acting because-

菲爾之所以會有這樣的舉動，是因為...

PHIL: He gets a little loopy sometimes.

他有時會有點神經質。

BLOCKO: Oh, you wanna talk loopy?

哦，你想說閒話？

You made friends with an animation you found in the toilet.

你和一個在廁所裡發現的動畫做了朋友。

KATIE: Oh please tell me more.

哦，請告訴我更多。

BLOCKO: Certainly.

當然可以。

After he found me in the bathroom he asked me -

他發現我在浴室裡後，他問我----。

PHIL: Oh you know we don't really need to get into that.

哦，你知道，我們真的不需要談這個。

BLOCKO: Phil, don't be so modest.

菲爾，別這麼謙虛。

He's all sweaty because he finds you attractive.

他滿頭大汗是因為他覺得你很有魅力。

This is all science.

這都是科學。

PHIL: This is a nightmare.

這真是一場噩夢。

BLOCKO: When people find each other attractive, things happen outside the body that you can see!

當人們發現對方有吸引力時，身體以外的事情就會發生，你可以看到!

Besides Phil's sweaty palms here, your pupils can dilate when you like someone, opening

除了菲爾的手心出汗這裡，當你喜歡一個人的時候，你的瞳孔也會放大，打開

up in an unconscious reaction.

了無意識的反應。

Not only that, but Phil partially has you KATIE to blame for all those bags under his eyes.

不僅如此，菲爾的眼袋也有一部分是你KATIE的功勞。

in the early stages of liking someone, it can be common for you humans to lose out on

在喜歡一個人的早期階段，你們人類可能會經常失去對

sleep since you get all restless thinking about the other person.

睡眠，因為你會得到所有的不安，想著對方。

KATIE: You sure do know a lot of stuff.

你肯定知道很多東西。

BLOCKO: Oh stop it.

哦，別這樣。

Leave a comment!

請留言!

PHIL: Don't encourage him.

不要鼓勵他。

KATIE: Well I like you too and your bio said you play D&D so that's a plus!

我也喜歡你，你的履歷上說你玩D&D，所以這是個加分項。

BLOCKO: See!

湖！

This is wonderful!

這真是太好了！

You can both be sweaty!

你們兩個都可以汗流浹背!

Oh. Okay.

哦。好吧，我知道了

This is where you guys fall for each other.

這就是你們相愛的地方。

So, I'll leave you too alone to talk about nerdy stuff.

所以，我就不打擾你了，也不談宅男的事情了。

I'm gonna go find the chef and ask him for some pizza bagels.

我去找廚師，問他要一些披薩麵包圈。

PHIL: Okay, so um, what class do you play in D&D?

好吧，那麼，嗯，你在D&D中玩什麼等級？

KATIE: Definitely a rogue.

絕對是個流氓。

A Half Elf Rogue.

一個半精靈遊俠。

PHIL: No way that's pretty cool!

沒辦法，那是相當酷的!

KATIE: What about you?

你呢？

PHIL: Aarakocra Ranger.

阿拉科克拉遊俠。

Yeah, right?

是啊，對吧？

It sounds like it'd be hard to play.

聽起來好像很難玩。

Actually not that hard to play.

其實玩起來並不難。

KATIE: That's awesome.

太棒了

Oh hey! Uh, what's up?

哦，嘿！呃，怎麼了？

BLOCKO: It's time to go on our adventure remember?

是時候開始我們的冒險了，還記得嗎？ It's time to go on our adventure remember?

PHIL: Right, uh, maybe we can do it tomorrow?

菲爾：對，也許我們可以明天再做？

KATIE: Everything okay?

一切都好嗎？

BLOCKO: Katie!

凱蒂！

Oh does she already live here!?

哦，她已經住在這裡了！？

KATIE: Hi Blocko!

嗨，布洛克！

BLOCKO: Would you like to come explore LA with us?

你願意和我們一起去洛杉磯探索嗎？

PHIL: You know i'm sure she's got a lot of -

你知道我肯定她有很多...

KATIE: Sure!

當然！

PHIL: Okay!

好吧！

Why not!?

為什麼不呢！？

BLOCKO: Hooray!

萬歲！

You know I've always wanted to see the hollywood sign.

你知道我一直想看好萊塢標誌。

Did you know that the hollywood sign was made -

你知道好萊塢的標誌是由 -

PHIL: How bout we get there first before we start going off huh?

我們先到那裡，然後再出發如何？

BLOCKO: Okay! You got it!

好吧！你說對了！

Katie, is it just me or does Phil seem annoyed?

凱蒂，只是我還是菲爾看起來很煩？

[UPBEAT DRUM AND GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

[歡快的鼓和吉他音樂播放]

Huge thank you to my friend Cam from Cams creations.

巨大的感謝我的朋友凸輪從凸輪創作。

He helped bring me into the real world!

他幫助我進入了現實世界!

Cam makes incredibly entertaining videos using visual effects over on his channel.

Cam在他的頻道上用視覺效果製作了令人難以置信的娛樂視頻。

Check it out now and tell him Blocko sent you!

現在就去看看，告訴他是Blocko讓你來的！